A whole frickin' moose. You heard me, a MOOSE.
Bacon makes a close second and none of that sissy "lean" bacon. Bacon should be ENTIRELY fat.
Finally, bringing up the rear, chicken. Yes that miserably common chicken. What? What's wrong with chicken? KFC rates surprisingly high on my list of fast food. Heh, I remember one Friday night I just bought myself a bucket meal and a couple of 24s. Monday saw me at the table, drunk, grease leaking out of my pores and a thin trickle of gravy streaming from my lips. Yup, that's what you do when in uni.