Poll: The 'Burn In Hell!' Thread!

[Deviltongue]

Angels are beings of Fire and Lucifer was cast down from heaven, stripped of his wings, and became a twisted version of an angel. My point is, Hell is more likely cold than it is hot so bringing a blizzard would be utterly pointless. I'd go with the hot chicks.

 

[Mr Companion]

The Painkiller from Painkiller. I mean I have seen what that thing does to demons, youch. After a while of having me down there with that thing and they would want to send me back up as soon as possible .

 

[Lineoutt]

No option for hot girls and boys for the bisexual crowd?

There's no bisexuality in hell. It's hell.

From the poll, I'll take the person I hate most. Hated me before? How about now, fucker?!

Hell is where decisive people go! > All you indecisive people can go to heaven!

 

[The Geek Lord]

Spiral energy and the ability to use it, and be damn awesome about it.

"Hey Satan! My drill is the drill that pierces the afterlife!"

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

Angels are beings of Fire and Lucifer was cast down from heaven, stripped of his wings, and became a twisted version of an angel. My point is, Hell is more likely cold than it is hot so bringing a blizzard would be utterly pointless. I'd go with the hot chicks.

Meh. Cold or hot I'd still eat the blizzard, I friggin' love them.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I'd bring the person I hate most. I'm enough a psycho that I could survive eternal torture if I knew that my enemy was going through it too.

Mwa ha ha ha ha!

O.O

Wow... Tali is evil.

OT: Umm... Hmmm... good question... If I could bring a teleporter to Earth (thus basically making myself immortal since I am already dead) I would bring that.

 

[capin Rob]

No option for hot girls and boys for the bisexual crowd?

yeah, he should put that in, because they will all go to hell. *Serious Face*

[small]For all you savvy types, I'm kidding[/small]

 

[13lackfriday]

Because a massive frosty that never melted would cool down Hell, and everyone wouldn't be in such a bad mood all the time, all in all, making Hell a much nicer place.

You know,you just gave me a really good idea. Imagine the profits Dairy Queen would make if they sponsored hell and the dark lord Satan himself.

That'd be an eternity of business from the trillion souls condemned to languish forever in the fiery pits of Hell...up to their necks in sweet, creamy goodness at least.

 

[himemiya1650]

I would bring 4chan for my own amusement. I wouldn't be surprised to see them there, though.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I would have to go with the hot ladies... What, I'm in hell, I may as well enjoy some small facet of it...

 

[Eldarion]

No option for hot girls and boys for the bisexual crowd?

yeah, he should put that in, because they will all go to hell. *Serious Face*

If god doesn't approve of our love why did he make us this way? *Gooogly eyes*

I kid I kid, I'm not religious.

 

[joshuaayt]

You, because I just can't live without you.

 

[13lackfriday]

I would bring 4chan for my own amusement. I wouldn't be surprised to see them there, though.

You wouldn't need to BRING them, THEY would be the ones showing you around!!!

No option for hot girls and boys for the bisexual crowd?

There's no bisexuality in hell. It's hell.

You get sent to hell for sodomy vis a viz homosexual acts. So I'd say, yeah there's plenty there.

I chose the "hot girls" because I'm a hedonistic bastard and it'd turn the whole "72 virgins in Heaven" idea on its head.

I meant hell has only bad things, no good things. ie. No Bisexuality.

;D

Hmm...shame...guess I will have to be good to really enjoy the after life then.

 

[KeyMaster45]

Pfft, this is easy I bring a 1up shroom with me so I can live again. Then I mosey myself down to church and go to confession and from then on wear a scapula at all time because its the religious equivalent to a get out of hell free card.(guess who's dice came up catholic in the pre-life stat sheet rolls )

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I'd bring God.

EDIT:*deep breath*
God.......DAMN..........

Spoiler: Wait for it...

[HEADING=1]NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/HEADING]

 

[Mcupobob]

This,

http://www.reserveaspotinhell.com/

That way I got access to all the V.I.P sections and could hang out with satan.

 

[starhaven]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to. He'd probably be waiting at the gate with a cookie and a pat on the back.

Then you'd jump into the mass of writhing bodies hoping to get your rocks off.

Whacha think to optamistic?

now i look forward to my death

yay a cookie