Poll: The 'Burn In Hell!' Thread!

[Cobbs]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to. He'd probably be waiting at the gate with a cookie and a pat on the back.

Then you'd jump into the mass of writhing bodies hoping to get your rocks off.

Whacha think to optamistic?

i think you are a legend for that one.
and why not take one of his archangels down with you? free lift back up

 

[Blatherscythe]

I would like a "Get the hell out of Hell free" card. Or the eternity sized Blizzard, I'd exstinguish the fires of Hell, that way I'd piss the devil off so much he throws me out of hell, then I enter a paradox, they don't want me in Heaven and they won't have me in Hell, if I never change I reckon I could live forever!

 

[Kair]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to. He'd probably be waiting at the gate with a cookie and a pat on the back.

Then you'd jump into the mass of writhing bodies hoping to get your rocks off.

Whacha think to optamistic?

This makes a lot of sense.

Any way, any eternal sentient life is hell any way.

 

[Akalistos]

I would bring god. If i got to be in hell, i'll bring his creator along for the ride.

Holy water. Meet Satan and then BAM! Holy water in the face.

I don't think Holy water would work. Also, remember that your on his turf.

 

[Buleet]

god.

so i have revenge and he can feel what its like.

 

[Akalistos]

Hmmm.... A Tsar bomb!
Just blow it all up!

If the space is finite and that you bring a big enough bomb to blow it up, you would die too er... cease to exit. Talk about Double Fatality.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to. He'd probably be waiting at the gate with a cookie and a pat on the back.

Then you'd jump into the mass of writhing bodies hoping to get your rocks off.

Whacha think to optamistic?

Indeed, hell is clearly a massive reward like heaven only with a flame motif and you don't have to worship anyone.

in that case "the one I love" because eternal damned awesomeness is even better with a someone who would make love to you with a smile on her face.

also I bet everyone plays doom >

EDIT: I would bring the doomguy. for awesome factor.

 

[Akalistos]

I would like a "Get the hell out of Hell free" card. Or the eternity sized Blizzard, I'd exstinguish the fires of Hell, that way I'd piss the devil off so much he throws me out of hell, then I enter a paradox, they don't want me in Heaven and they won't have me in Hell, if I never change I reckon I could live forever!

Yeah, as a ghost. You would probably ended up in ghost trap after being assaulted by a protonic charged beam.

 

[Akalistos]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to. He'd probably be waiting at the gate with a cookie and a pat on the back.

Then you'd jump into the mass of writhing bodies hoping to get your rocks off.

Whacha think to optamistic?

Indeed, hell is clearly a massive reward like heaven only with a flame motif and you don't have to worship anyone.

in that case "the one I love" because eternal damned awesomeness is even better with a someone who would make love to you with a smile on her face.

also I bet everyone plays doom >

Or doom arcades plays you... Seriously.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

I'll take this guy

YEAH!!!

In your poll though, I'd take a bunch of 'Hot Girls' Why would Satan punish you for not doing the thing God told you to? Its basically an eternity of partying in a grim dark place!

"So many babes, so little time" Guess Who?

you...

damn...

NEENJAH!!!

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to. He'd probably be waiting at the gate with a cookie and a pat on the back.

Then you'd jump into the mass of writhing bodies hoping to get your rocks off.

Whacha think to optamistic?

Indeed, hell is clearly a massive reward like heaven only with a flame motif and you don't have to worship anyone.

in that case "the one I love" because eternal damned awesomeness is even better with a someone who would make love to you with a smile on her face.

also I bet everyone plays doom >

Or doom arcades plays you... Seriously.

I swear, that is the most grammatically incorrect thing EVAR.

 

[Wedlock49]

I'd take a crown with a device in it that helps me conquer one of the planes of hell by mind-controlling spawn and then killing Malebolgia.

 

[Akalistos]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to. He'd probably be waiting at the gate with a cookie and a pat on the back.

Then you'd jump into the mass of writhing bodies hoping to get your rocks off.

Whacha think to optamistic?

Indeed, hell is clearly a massive reward like heaven only with a flame motif and you don't have to worship anyone.

in that case "the one I love" because eternal damned awesomeness is even better with a someone who would make love to you with a smile on her face.

also I bet everyone plays doom >

Or doom arcades plays you... Seriously.

I swear, that is the most grammatically incorrect thing EVAR.

I know. It a joke i picked up. In soviet russia [insert thing here] plays you! I just change the place, that's all.

 

['Aredor]

Well if there was a hell it wouldn't matter much what you bring: everything would be used to torment you for eternity.

Hot girls/boys? They'll make them rip their skin off re-enact 2 girls 1 cup. No joy there. The one you love? They'll torment them so much that you'll want to kill yourself for bringing them there. The one you hate? They'll make them king and have them decide what to do with you. You get the idea.

 

[ThePurpleStuff]

A kit to build a revolving door that instantly links heaven and hell together so I can leave as soon as I'm done building it. Maybe I'd meet Kratos along the way and walk casually by him while he shoves satan's face into a lava pit.

 

[ethan22122]

some sort of holy weapon so I can pull some Dante action.

 

[the sighing shoe]

Well if there was a hell it wouldn't matter much what you bring: everything would be used to torment you for eternity.

Hot girls/boys? They'll make them rip their skin off re-enact 2 girls 1 cup. No joy there. The one you love? They'll torment them so much that you'll want to kill yourself for bringing them there. The one you hat? They'll make them king and have them decide what to do with you. You get the idea.

Thats when you brutally butt rape the person you hate on a daily basis... I mean your in hell not like it can get much worse

But in all honisty i like pain as much as plesure whip definatly maybe some handcuffs

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

A gun that shoots cross shaped bullets and a high-powered stream of holy water that never runs out of ammo.

 

[Kris015]

I'm pretty sure we're all in hell already.