Poll: The 'Burn In Hell!' Thread!

[Lavi]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to. He'd probably be waiting at the gate with a cookie and a pat on the back.

Then you'd jump into the mass of writhing bodies hoping to get your rocks off.

Whacha think to optamistic?

Basically this. Therefore, everyone needs to bring hot women with them!

 

[Reaper195]

The Portal Gun, which one portal is already open in my room. Then I can bring all my heavy metal music, and me and Satan and sit down and have a beer/smoke while rocking to metal...and occasionally go back to Earth to do other stuff with the Portal gun.

 

[Mr.Kitetsu]

Alucard from hellsing
that would make satan back off

 

[masqueblanc]

I'd probably see if I could take God. Just for giggles.

 

[Funkysandwich]

I'd take Poland.



Why not?

 

[sb666]

I would take Kratos with me. i won't be staying long that way.

 

[Rakkana]

This

 

[Arkzism]

the man who cures cancer, why? cause finding out hell exists would send me over the edge, so i would do the most assholish thing to humanity i could, i mean im already going to hell and everything i know is wrong so it cant get much worsecan it?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Nothing really, all my stuff, my minions and my throne have always been down there.
It's "God's" fault for not recognizing me.
Then it's time to take back my control over everything.

 

[Chameliondude]

Oh its got to be a hang glider, just think of the updraft from all that hot air with a speaker to blast my favourite music while flying for all etenity, and when i get bored i can jusst fly to heavan or something. or you know get some automatic weaponry and kill some deamons..

 

[Cartman2nd]

David Webb, referee for the World Cup final.

Yeah I'm from The Netherlands...

 

[fletch_talon]

A 10cm celestial indestructable tether bound to the very essence of God himself.
If he's sending me to hell he can damn well come with me.

 

[Druyn]

Id take an bottomless jar of healing salve/pain reliever. That way I could use it on all of the suffering people, and the tremendous good I was doing would hopefully make God reconsider and bring me to heaven. And if that fails, at least I would feel better using it on myself, and others.

 

[zerzxes]

I'd bring my bass guitar. Not particulary original or anything but whatever!
And of course my HUGE stockpile of pizza, yum.
Or I could bring a badass coal miner ..thing [http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt88/NinjaMan2007/Motivation/giant_ass_saw_thing.jpg]

 

[Rarhnor]

Money.

That way i can hire all the lawyers down there, and sue Satan. Justice!

 

[Aedes]

A Black Hole.
I would turn Hell into a singularity and compress space-time all along!

 

[Mr.Mattress]

I'd ask him for a "Get out of Hell" card that lasts all eternities. And using it, I automatically get sent to Limbo cause Heaven don't want me and Hell can't have me. And there I shall become the King of Limbo.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

A fiddle so I can duel the devil for my soul. And a book on how to play the fiddle.