Poll: The EU was just invaded...What would you do?

[Zeetchmen]

Come in to the the m'f-ing day yeah!

 

[Federalist92]

Russia: Become one with me! 8D

Poland: Like, no, your winters are lame!
Ukraine: But--younger brother--can't you leave me alone!
Finland: AH! Dammit! *summons Viking homeboys of Norway, Sweden and Denmark* Russia, remember what happened the last time you tried this shit!

England: Oh! Bloody hell!
America: Aw, what the fuck, Russia! C'mon, dude.
France: *facepalm*
Spain: NOT INVOLVED.
Germany: WE DIDN'T DO IT!

Lithuania: Poland!
Estonia: You know...we're probably next.
Latvia: *sob*

This is the most awesome thing I've seen all day. Granted, it's 11:33 am, so you're still in the running for being overtaken if say, a monkey steals a motorycycle and rides it down the streets of Manhattan while chainsmoking cigars, but barring that you win!

yeah that post is amazing.
You confused me there when you said 11:33, until i relised where you were from.
*phew* dont scare me like that.
its nearly quarter to 5 here (in the afternoon)

 

[VargRaev]

Since Denmark Lies "relatively" close to russia, the best choice would probably be to backstab my own country and join the Russians, FOR MOTHER RUSSIA, AND FOR VODKA!!

 

[Taawus]

Estonia: You know...we're probably next.

They always want our harbors and docks.
*boats off to sweden to join the viking armada*

 

[historybuff]

Russia: Become one with me! 8D

Poland: Like, no, your winters are lame!
Ukraine: But--younger brother--can't you leave me alone!
Finland: AH! Dammit! *summons Viking homeboys of Norway, Sweden and Denmark* Russia, remember what happened the last time you tried this shit!

England: Oh! Bloody hell!
America: Aw, what the fuck, Russia! C'mon, dude.
France: *facepalm*
Spain: NOT INVOLVED.
Germany: WE DIDN'T DO IT!

Lithuania: Poland!
Estonia: You know...we're probably next.
Latvia: *sob*

This is the most awesome thing I've seen all day. Granted, it's 11:33 am, so you're still in the running for being overtaken if say, a monkey steals a motorycycle and rides it down the streets of Manhattan while chainsmoking cigars, but barring that you win!

Haha! Huzzah!

[a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hetalia_Axis_Powers]Axis Powers Hetalia[/a] has ruined me for international politics.

 

[UtopiaV1]

I love russia too, i always play them in World in Conflict and Endwar!!!

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

I'd ask them nicely to get out. And if they persist I will have no choice but to ask again.

Who voted for nuke the enemy capital? That spells certain doom for all countries involved.

 

[Evil mr dave]

release the zombie virus and genetically enginear clones of chicago ted to win the fight!!!!
i picked option 1 because you can't push us around!! i'm actually canadian, but i am irish, scottish and french on bolth sides of my family so all i have to say is... FIGHT!!!!!

 

[Sledgimus]

Nothing. I'm pretty sure we employ soldiers and diplomats precisely so 30-something nerds don't have to dust off their replica Gears of War guns and attempt to Zerg rush the army of trained killers.

 

[Exocet]

First I send in diplomats to politely ask them to fuck off.

During that time I mobilise my forces,contact allies and get ready for the worst:
Nukes at the ready,long distance bombers fueled up and boomers ready to launch their goods.

When negociations inevitably fail,I bite back while staring at the finnish waiting for them to live up to their mega-ultra-deadly peasant-snipers reputation.

 

[irishstormtrooper]

I'd sit back and relax. America isn't exactly part of the EU.

 

[leviathanmisha]

I'd say option 4...but I can't help but view from a Hetalia POV...so we must save Spain and his TOMATOES!!!!!

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Bless this flamethrower and pass the napalm, it's time to burn some scumbags.

 

[AkJay]

/me sparks up the peace pipe and hands it around...

enjoy.

yes, because going into a vegetative state always solves global issues.

 

[Museli]

They're not pushing my beloved Finland around. If I were in charge, we'd be responding with deadly force.

 

[Jonny49]

I would create an army of super high-tech girrafe ipods and fight back against the invading army!...or maybe just chill?

 

[ZeeClone]

/me sparks up the peace pipe and hands it around...

enjoy.

yes, because going into a vegetative state always solves global issues.

Nobody started a war while high...

 

[AkJay]

/me sparks up the peace pipe and hands it around...

enjoy.

yes, because going into a vegetative state always solves global issues.

Nobody started a war while high...

no one has done anything while high

 

[Seras54]

chill, post the fight on youtube

 

[gim73]

Sit back and wait for the US to come in and save the day. Once they finish the job there, they will find some way to link the attack to Iran and attack there.