Poll: The EU was just invaded...What would you do?

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El Poncho

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I'd be like, what Russia? You sure it's not Germany again? Ok I guess we should find some Churchhill quotes, what no not the bobble head dog the Prime minister during WW2. What they are not negotiating? Ok nuke'm
 

Xvito

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AkJay said:
ZeeClone said:
AkJay said:
ZeeClone said:
/me sparks up the peace pipe and hands it around...

enjoy.
yes, because going into a vegetative state always solves global issues.
Nobody started a war while high...
no one has done anything while high
Ahem... What about this [http://www.cracked.com/article_16532_5-greatest-things-ever-accomplished-while-high.html]?
 

Yoruichi_

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What would I do....hmmm....AHA!!! I know!!!!

Watashi wa nihonjin desu yo :)

eigo dekimasu ka? chigaimasu!! nihongo dekimasu yo!!!

(Escapist doesnt like kana rofl, they will not survive)

that should do it
 

MajoraPersona

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I'd see where the enemy is and hold council with my advisors. The evil overlord list says I should have a 5-year-old kid for various reasons, so the council would be held far from the front lines. Can't proceed until we know what's going on.

I suppose it depends on how quickly we take England.
 

Agent Larkin

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historybuff said:
Russia: Become one with me! 8D

Poland: Like, no, your winters are lame!
Ukraine: But--younger brother--can't you leave me alone!
Finland: AH! Dammit! *summons Viking homeboys of Norway, Sweden and Denmark* Russia, remember what happened the last time you tried this shit!

England: Oh! Bloody hell!
America: Aw, what the fuck, Russia! C'mon, dude.
France: *facepalm*
Spain: NOT INVOLVED.
Germany: WE DIDN'T DO IT!

Lithuania: Poland!
Estonia: You know...we're probably next.
Latvia: *sob*
That was the scenario brought to you by Axis Powers Hetalia.

OT:

Two things:

1 Who in there right mind would attack Greece, Spain and Finland at the same time? That is a logistical shit-storm waiting to happen.

2 Ireland hmm lets see I think we have one bullet and have a tank lying around somewhere we could use but thats it.
 

Jark212

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In America, make new lend-lease act, sit back and watch as the EU inevitably wis and make us rich in the process.
 

Pimppeter2

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WHy do they have to invade from Greece?

WHy my country?!?


Racist asshole!

jus kiddin of course.
 

Ph33nix

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ChromeAlchemist said:
Call the Wolverines, their science class isn't as important as taking the commies out of the picture.



Either way, option 2. It would turn into too much of a shitstorm to use force. But if I was a resident of those countries? 1. But that's obvious.
lol that movie was funny



um who invades? the US? The Taliban? aliens? Russia? China? crab people? Cuba? Mexico? Albanians?
 

Agent Larkin

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Ph33nix said:
ChromeAlchemist said:
Call the Wolverines, their science class isn't as important as taking the commies out of the picture.



Either way, option 2. It would turn into too much of a shitstorm to use force. But if I was a resident of those countries? 1. But that's obvious.
lol that movie was funny



um who invades? the US? The Taliban? aliens? Russia? China? crab people? Cuba? Mexico? Albanians?
Purely because no-one ever thinks of them I like to hope it is Australia.
 

Barciad

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By whom exactly? The Russians - The Chinese - The US (with Palin as their President) - The Arabs? I can't imagine any of those have good intentions on their mind. Of course I would fight.
 

historybuff

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Agent Larkin said:
historybuff said:
Russia: Become one with me! 8D

Poland: Like, no, your winters are lame!
Ukraine: But--younger brother--can't you leave me alone!
Finland: AH! Dammit! *summons Viking homeboys of Norway, Sweden and Denmark* Russia, remember what happened the last time you tried this shit!

England: Oh! Bloody hell!
America: Aw, what the fuck, Russia! C'mon, dude.
France: *facepalm*
Spain: NOT INVOLVED.
Germany: WE DIDN'T DO IT!

Lithuania: Poland!
Estonia: You know...we're probably next.
Latvia: *sob*
That was the scenario brought to you by Axis Powers Hetalia.

OT:

Two things:

1 Who in there right mind would attack Greece, Spain and Finland at the same time? That is a logistical shit-storm waiting to happen.

2 Ireland hmm lets see I think we have one bullet and have a tank lying around somewhere we could use but thats it.
Wait a second, I just noticed. The OP changed the countries! When this was first posted, he said it was Russia attacking Finland, Ukraine and Poland--which made more sense, cause they're all nearby. By changing it, he totally made my post not make much sense! Hahaha!