Poll: The Human Centipede

[Marter]

Haven't seen it, have seen scenes in it, know the entire plot, and still can't figure out how some people lost sleep over this.

I have not seen it. Doesn't sound too great though.

How the hell do you almost always land first comment?

It...just sort of happens. I don't know. I post when I see a new topic.

 

[LightspeedJack]

I'm sick of hearing about it. I don't want to see it but I know I'll end up seeing it anyway.

 

[Enigma6667]

No I didn't like it, but not because of its gross factor. Because it was badly written, poorly constructed, and not well-acted (The guy who played as the mad scientist was fun to watch though).

 

[NeedAUserName]

I saw it just last night!

Brilliant! A great exercise in body horror, but also subtly underplayed. I really enjoyed it, great tension.

I can't wait for the sequel. It's not out here.

Still, I think that when you say "disgusting nonsense premise", I don't think we're at the same operating level really. Reading about the premise of this film made me very intrigued indeed, but that's just the kind of movies I watch.

I heard the sequels all about a massive centipede, and less about anything else. And that the director only made the first to a taste of what he had originally wanted.

 

[Enigma6667]

I never did understand scat porn, which is basically what the premise sounds like. Pass.

Nah, this particular genre is called body horror.

Nothing to do with scat porn.

Actually, this kind of shit is usually called "torture-porn". Just the name "torture-porn" doesn't sit well with me because it spawned hundreds of crappy Saw sequels and rip-offs.

 

[Marter]

Heh, I remember when I used to be always the one who got first!
I actually remember that time as well, except I mostly lurked back then.
You have learned well, young one.

Did you teach me something while I wasn't paying attention? CURSE YOU!!!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Heh, I remember when I used to be always the one who got first!
I actually remember that time as well, except I mostly lurked back then.
You have learned well, young one.

Did you teach me something while I wasn't paying attention? CURSE YOU!!!

Curse you speed demons! I only get first post once in a blue moon! I will deduce the secret without help, you'll see. You will all see!

[small][sub][sub][sub][sub]I'm screwed. Maybe I should give up while I'm hundreds of posts behind[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/small]

OT: Looks to me like yet another movie trying to sell with the "creepy poster" tactic. It may be a creepy poster but you have no idea of knowing how good it really will be.

 

[Marter]

Curse you speed demons! I only get first post once in a blue moon! I will deduce the secret without help, you'll see. You will all see!

[small][sub][sub][sub][sub]I'm screwed. Maybe I should give up while I'm hundreds of posts behind[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/small]

I'll give you my secret if you want it.

Give up, you'll never win.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Curse you speed demons! I only get first post once in a blue moon! I will deduce the secret without help, you'll see. You will all see!

[small][sub][sub][sub][sub]I'm screwed. Maybe I should give up while I'm hundreds of posts behind[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/small]

I'll give you my secret if you want it.

Give up, you'll never win.

[HEADING=3]Never, never! I will never be a sellout![/HEADING]

[small][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]Okay, how much?[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/small]

 

[Marter]

[HEADING=3]Never, never! I will never be a sellout![/HEADING]

[small][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]Okay, how much?[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/small]

Let's say the $20 it would take for me to become a Publisher Club member. ;p