Poll: The moon is falling...now what do you do?

[escapist_wolfand]

THREE DAYS THREE DAYS THREE DAYS THREE DAYS THREE DAYS THREE DAYS THREE DAYS THREE DAYS

 

[Devil's Due]

Oh come on guys, did no one play Mass Effect's "Bring Down the Sky" DLC?

Udina: Is that the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?

Anderson: That's the only kind of person who can protect the galaxy.

Udina: I'll make the call...

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

Make a giant trampoline and send the f*cker back into space

 

[Jewrean]

You watch TV and you learn that the moon is falling.What would you do with your last few days?

Use every cent I have to charter a plane filled with fuel that will stay in the air when for the duration of the moon crash. It's worth a shot?

 

[darkdots]

Dude in Korea wanted to pull it down. Someone said his name was Kim, but that's a girl's name.

 

[Rainforce]

[HEADING=2]Dawn of[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]The First Day[/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]-72 Hours Remain-[/HEADING]​

Party? T_T

 

[Tharwen]

PARTY! The Moon falling into Earth will probably kill us all, so live that there is no tomorrow!

But the Moon won't fall into us. It's actually slowly drifting away. I think about a foot or two every couple of years.

It is indeed! Also, the Earth's rotation is slowing as its energy is transferred to the moon.

It's incredibly slow though. A foot or two is probably stretching it.

 

[Xenos Eriadin]

Go to the tallest hill I can find, climb to the top and wait.
The moon enters the atmosphere, and just as it's right above me, I look into his smug face...

... and spit on it.
I know that there's no way I'll survive, but I would die happy after that last "fuck you" to the moon, knowing that I've ruined the moment for him, and he's going to die along with the rest of us.

EDIT: Hmm, I see others have had similar ideas to mine first.

 

[Corpse XxX]

I would do all the kinky nasty stuff i would not normally do just to have tried it.

Yes i am talking about sex..

Also, i would steal a cop car, then go on a mayhem like destruction derby..
I would reek total havok in everything i do..

I would also probably steal a chocolate bar, cause i fucking love chocolate man!!!

 

[RobCoxxy]

[HEADING=2]Dawn of[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]The First Day[/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]-72 Hours Remain-[/HEADING]​

Party? T_T

As soon as I read that, I heard the creepy music/beat thing that accompanies that. D:

Time to go wake some giants and stab a mask some.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Tell the Moon to stop being rebellious and go back to it's place, dammit!

 

[kiwi_poo]

the moon is in orbit, which basically means that it is always falling

 

[Nimzar]

Like so many others:

 

[NinjaRabies]

Other... I would find a rooftop, drink a couple of beers and some whiskey... Some heavy metal on my MP3 and watch the world die.

Sounds like a lovely evening. Guess I would do something like that in the last hours. Climb high and just watch the moon collide into earth. Awesome sight.

... That or take a nap.

 

[pejhmon]

Aim an RPG up and hope for the best. If that doesn't work then rinse and repeat

 

[Ldude893]

Get out of area that the moon is predicted to impact. In other words, I'm going on the side of Earth opposite from where the moon will impact.

 

[Guffe]

Play the Song of Time.

This was going to be my answer exactly, I am somewhere on post 250 something so I guess you've been quoted many times enough but congratulations for being the first one with that answer ^^

 

[chinangel]

/insert Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask Comment here.

 

[KefkaCultist]

I'm sure a lot of people have already said Majora's Mask comments but heres another...
Play song of time backwards to reset to the beginning of the 1st day

 

[Zephel]

Well if I don't die from the resulting tidal effects of the moon coming close that I imagine we'd have, I'd probably quit my job and stay move in with my boyfriend, play all the video games I haven't had time to yet but wanted to, download the Cataclysm expansion of WoW and hope I get to play a little of it before impact, play from Zelda songs on my OoT replica in some vain attempt to buy more time, hope that Piccolo or Simon or some other fictional character show up and do something about it....that'd be more near the end when I can make out the creator on the moon mind you.

tl:dr-Get out my Ocarina of Time replica and start playing every Zelda song I know in hopes that I can summon Four Giants or the Windfish or something else large/powerful enough to smack the moon back into proper orbit.