Poll: The moon is falling...now what do you do?

[Burst6]

Get a tranquilizer rifle, find a nice rooftop on a busy shopping street, and practice my aim on looters.

Maybe the moon has a weak spot. If it does i'll be ready.

 

[KiruTheMant]

RAPE SPREE.

Not really. I would sure as hell start looting though.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Probably crawl into a corner in a fetal position and die with dignity.

Hey, I'm just being honest here.

 

[ethaninja]

Start doing things I normally wouldn't do. Like say, piss on a cop car

 

[crudus]

I would go hang out with friends. Maybe get black out drunk when the moon hits and die without knowing it.

If I were honest, I'd be placed on probation or be suspended for a few days, so... The "PARTY!!!!" option describes the tame version of what I'd be doing.

Nail everything that moves?

 

[gred]

Fap till it peels!!!

 

[gabe12301]

I would transform the moon into..Super galaxy Dai-gurren!.."Just who the hell...do you think I am!!"

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Well I'd pray a hell of a lot at first for Vash The Stampede or Piccolo to show up and save the day. After that I'd at least be thankful the werewolves and Rita Repulsa will finally all be killed.

If I was feeling ballsy I'd fly a rocket up there and steal Chouginga Gurren Lagann for myself. Also WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?!?

 

[BenzSmoke]

Get a baseball bat.

 

[Charli]

Get as drunk as possible... try and party but probably hug all my loved ones.

 

[Thundero13]

I'd go find a boyfriend so that i'd know what it's like before I die.

 

[ssgt splatter]

With the collapse of social order, I'd get a few guns and just go out and do whatever the fuck I want! >

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

1) have lots of sex and get stoned/blasted out of my mind
2)As the moon crashes into out planet face the moon and roar at it in the most defiant way ever. (like chewbacca does when they drop a moon on him)
3)???
4)profit

 

[emeraldrafael]

Hope in and pilot with Simon. Hopefully we can save nia this time.

I'll take the point for reference thank you Mr. Trebek

In all reality, I'd call my gf, talk to her for a last time, then have some acceptance.

 

[Mray3460]

Wait for confirmation from multiple sources then...explosives and maniacal laughter...lots of explosives and maniacal laughter.

 

[aakibar]

nuke dat shit

really have party get laid get really high etc

 

[drbarno]

Get a copy of an all powerful virus to download into Mr smith and make him place the moon back into it's ordanary orbit.

 

[RedDeadFred]

I would probably....


EAT A BAGEL! LIKE A BOSS!

 

[NezumiiroKitsune]

I'd be more interested in seeing how the world reacts, observing humanity's final days, knowing their fate and awaiting extinction. I expect chaos would ensue. Personally, I'd just do what I could to make those last days matter, try to experience as much as possible that I haven't. Given how humanity would be by the majority in a state of inconsolable denial and rebellion against their fate, it's likely everything would grind to a halt, and getting a plane anywhere would be a *****.