Poll: The moon is falling...now what do you do?

[Super Toast]

What a retarded question

You're on the wrong website, then.

OT: Hide in a corner and cry.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Go to google and try to figure out how exactly the moon would be "falling". I've lost sleep over shit like this before, like why the Earth rotates... Once I did figure it out or gave up, go back to what I was doing, whatever that was...

 

[Vibhor]

*Insert Generic Majora Mask Adventure Here*

 

[PortalParadox]

Find the biggest knife I can and carve obscenities into everything I see.

 

[Treefingers]

Play the Song of Time.

This, obviously.

 

[chieften]

play the song of time.

 

[Ashsaver]

That depends on which way the moon "falls"

 

[Senaro]

Learn to play the Ocarina.

 

[Free Thinker]

I'm Free Thinker, and I endorse the moon falling 110%.
F.Y.I. You had it coming.

 

[Deleted]

Collect masks, duh.

 

[FalloutJack]

I believe this is the time to thumb a lift off the planet.

 

[justnotcricket]

Carry on as normal, but in the evenings make myself a nice drink, set up a comfy chair on the roof and watch the show. I realise it might be like watching paint dry speed-wise, but I mean, come on, how often do you get to *know* that as well as staring at the beautiful moon, it's speeding towards you? ;-)

 

[Jake the Snake]

Alright people, it looks like its time for that end of the world orgy we've all been thinking about for years.

 

[Icehearted]

Grab a really really big bat and wait.

 

[Paulrus_Keaton]

Drink heavily, beat up the people I hate, and try to have sex with something.

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

try to get laid, walk around naked all day, and then take a nap, if i'm gonna die cos the moon is going to collide with earth, then i want it to happen in my sleep

Swim to Australia.

Also, hope it lands on France. (Inside joke)

Actually, I'd like to second the hope that it lands on France inside joke or not. Who needs France?

uh...you do realise that if the moon hit france it would flatten the whole of europe, the uk and the top most part of africa as well right? (not taking volumne into account the moon is as big as australia)

nuke it...

only one slight flaw with that, namely that nukes aren't all that effective when used in space

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

Play the Song of Time.

Exactly this. Damn ninjas.

OT: I'd probably be in a state of denial for a while.. Before finally accepting it and weeping for my incoming death.

Edit: Joke: I'd definitely throw Han Solo's son to him, then headbutt it.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

If I were honest, I'd be placed on probation or be suspended for a few days, so... The "PARTY!!!!" option describes the tame version of what I'd be doing.

well said mate....I get the feeling we'd both "Party" hard provided others are reacting in a similar manner as us

 

[Nieroshai]

Play the Song of Time.

What? You're not going to run around doing trivial favors for townsfolk, collect masks, and go visit the lone tree inside the moon to play with a lonely child? Because THAT is what's going to fix things.
Yeah.