Poll: The poll to end, and begin, all polls

[JohnZ117]

This is a poll that is about, indifferent to, and for and against gaming and this site all at once. Which is your side?

I chose Option 3 not only because, while Option 1 is both anti-Sarkeesian and anti-GamerGate and still comprehensible, it is still pro-MEHEM, and Option 3 is for saving the mermaid from beaching while letting that dumb dog die.



P.s., this is a joke thread. Be as inventive with your comments and debates as you wish.

 

[sky14kemea]

I'm picking option 4, because I consider myself peppy and unique and want to try and stand out among people agreeing or disagreeing with each other.

In fact here's a random story about myself that I have no way of proving is true. I could be making this up on the spot! You'll never know! But I'll be sure to try and make it seem funnier than it is whether it's true or not. Before I know it I'll have typed out more than I intended to so I might as well try to add more reasoning to my choice to make it seem like I really believe in my answer, even though it's just a random poll on the site that no one is really that interested in.

Random joke/extra line to try and make at least 1 person out there laugh.

Smiley face.

 

[Albino Boo]

I went with option 5 because Lech Walesa is the best Pole.

 

[geK0]

Why would you pick anything other than 3? it's precisely in the middle! Any other choice is just either insufficient or excessive. GAWD PEOPLE!
(lets play a game and try to keep the poll symmetrical : D)

 

[SmugFrog]

I'm going to pick Option 2, as I usually disagree with whatever you kids are jibber-jabberin' about these days.

Oh and look at that, Options 2-5 are all at 25%. So we can all agree to disagree?

 

[Albino Boo]

Why would you pick anything other than 3? it's precisely in the middle! Any other choice is just either insufficient or excessive. GAWD PEOPLE!
(lets play a game and try to keep the poll symmetrical : D)

Pollist. Check your privilege, I will not stand for any poll shaming. Every Poll is beautiful regardless of symmetrically. Let end this horrible trend in poll shaming now #notinmyname

 

[JohnZ117]

I'm picking option 4, because I consider myself peppy and unique and want to try and stand out among people agreeing or disagreeing with each other.

In fact here's a random story about myself that I have no way of proving is true. I could be making this up on the spot! You'll never know! But I'll be sure to try and make it seem funnier than it is whether it's true or not. Before I know it I'll have typed out more than I intended to so I might as well try to add more reasoning to my choice to make it seem like I really believe in my answer, even though it's just a random poll on the site that no one is really that interested in.

Random joke/extra line to try and make at least 1 person out there laugh.

Smiley face.

I would have picked Option 4, but that's the one Cthulu picked, and I'm pro-Unicron.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Option 1 is clearly the best. I don't go in for these crappy remake options! I mean option 3 has Tobey MaGuire in it! How can anyone vote for that?!

 

[JoJo]

Why would you pick anything other than 3? it's precisely in the middle! Any other choice is just either insufficient or excessive. GAWD PEOPLE!
(lets play a game and try to keep the poll symmetrical : D)

Argument to moderation fallacy, the answer isn't always in the middle! Clearly the one true answer is Option 1, and anyone who says otherwise has been brainwashed by the lamestream media and their reptilian overlords.

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

Option 1 of course! Because:

- There can be only one!
- Who's number one? Me!
- I'd rather have someone do a number 1 on my lawn than number 2
- One shall stand, one shall fall!
- Amount of penises on a man? One, you dumb twat!
- Number of books in the Malazan series I currently own: 1

And really, can we just get over what option 1 did all those years ago? I mean, it's not like it literally raped kittens, unlike that **** called option 5. Not a lot of people know this, but options 2 and 3 funded drug cartels in Guatemala in the 80s, I think that warrants a boycott on their stuff. And don't even get me started on option 4, holy shit!

 

[Akytalusia]

there's really no debate here. option 3 is clearly the correct choice. anyone who picks any differently is obviously only doing it to throw off the curve or be rebellious or different for conflict. damn trolls.

 

[t850terminator]

Dammit, this is a problem, 2 or 3?
I'll stay 4 to be safe.

 

[FPLOON]

Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!

 

[JohnZ117]

Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!

There isn't an Option 6 because that would be another false confirmation for Half-Life 3, and these people don't need that kind of pain. Have a heart, FPLOON.

 

[Christian Neihart]

I pick my own option, which is banging my head against a wall.

 

[FPLOON]

Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!

There isn't an Option 6 because that would be another false confirmation for Half-Life 3, and these people don't need that kind of pain. Have a heart, FPLOON.

My heart died the moment Iwata ascended into the Balloon Fight heavens above...
Besides, that's what Option 3 is for, anyway, since "lol Valve can't count to 3"...

I pick my own option, which is banging my head against a wall.

So... "Option Wall", then?

 

[White Lightning]

Obviously option 1, as Hitler did nothing wrong.

 

[geK0]

The poll is completely asymmetrical; I am displeased!

Why would you pick anything other than 3? it's precisely in the middle! Any other choice is just either insufficient or excessive. GAWD PEOPLE!
(lets play a game and try to keep the poll symmetrical : D)

Argument to moderation fallacy, the answer isn't always in the middle! Clearly the one true answer is Option 1, and anyone who says otherwise has been brainwashed by the lamestream media and their reptilian overlords.

EVERYTHING MUST BE IN BALANCE!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU SKEWED THE RESULTS!

#truenutral

Why would you pick anything other than 3? it's precisely in the middle! Any other choice is just either insufficient or excessive. GAWD PEOPLE!
(lets play a game and try to keep the poll symmetrical : D)

Pollist. Check your privilege, I will not stand for any poll shaming. Every Poll is beautiful regardless of symmetrically. Let end this horrible trend in poll shaming now #notinmyname

STOP BEING A POLLCIAL POLLTICE POLLER!!!!!!

Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!

that answer is not grounded in reality at all

 

[JohnZ117]

The poll is completely asymmetrical; I am displeased!

Why would you pick anything other than 3? it's precisely in the middle! Any other choice is just either insufficient or excessive. GAWD PEOPLE!
(lets play a game and try to keep the poll symmetrical : D)

Argument to moderation fallacy, the answer isn't always in the middle! Clearly the one true answer is Option 1, and anyone who says otherwise has been brainwashed by the lamestream media and their reptilian overlords.

EVERYTHING MUST BE IN BALANCE!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU SKEWED THE RESULTS!

#truenutral

geKO, before you go completely crazed, listen to this and relax. Calmed down? Now, I know you need balance, but this poll rejects that. Options 1 and 4 are obviously very polarizing, and Option 5 is kind of biased towards the visually impaired. Those issues alone make balance unachievable. However, that, and many other reasons, is why the poll exists. Accept this disorder to find the real order.