Poll: The poll to end, and begin, all polls

[CrystalShadow]

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Using the word "youngest" shows just how naive you are. And arguing with the ignorant is a pointless task. Just accept that whatever mistakes and omissions you think exist are there for the purpose of the poll.

You would say that, wouldn't you?
Then again, if we were equals, we wouldn't be communicating via such primitive methods. There is no such thing as ignorance or knowledge, except amongst those too limited to truly see what is right in front of them.
But then, if that were the case, you would not have said such a thing.
Not that it matters. I knew what you have said, would say, and will say. It is amusing, viewing things from this angle.
This mortal vessel has it's uses. Even if it's existence manages to muddle my perceptions at times.

But, since it is nessesary, to make use of it to communicate in this... Primitive manner, it does become... limiting.
I cannot force the full truth into such a vessel. It would shatter.
If you wish to call that ignorance, by all means. But really, when you say such things, you are in reality merely speaking to your own reflection.

Have fun.

 

[FPLOON]

Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!

that answer is not grounded in reality at all

That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!

You're not real life? you're just fantasy?

I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!

Why don't you just open you eyes look up to the sky and see that you're just a poor boy

I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, and little low... Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me!

Tell you mom I literally just killed a man. I put a gun against his head I pulled the trigger and now he's dead

Are you still going to pick a number other than 3?

My mom's life had just begun and now you've gone and threw that all away!

And yes, because I am not of this poll... and so are <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130665>these <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130747>people as well, for example...

Your mamma OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't need to say good bye (after I fucked her) but if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, tell her to just carry on because nothing really matters with me and her.

It's too late because my time has come... You sent shivers down my spine and now, her body's aching all the time!

 

[Tuesday Night Fever]

I chose Option 3 because it is the middle of the pack, and completely non-committal to any particular extreme.

 

[mantistoboggan]

Option 1 is least popular, so naturally I have to pick it. Everybody who disagrees with me is a complete moron.

 

[Shanahanapp]

I picked three, mainly just because I want to see them make out already.

I mean people who say 4 or 5 like, c'mon just read between the lines, it's not gonna happen.

But 1's points about the Church are interesting.

Don't even get me started on 2.

 

[Frission]

I walk my own way and choose the impossible. I choose nothing!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Enlightenment comes when you realize that there are no options- that everything that has happened since the Big Bang has been predetermined, playing out along a path set by the vibrations of all matter. This poll, these responses, even my comment could not have occured any other way.

So of course I picked #2.

 

[TranshumanistG]

All options seem equally bad at representing my opinion, so I choose not to vote in protest.

 

[Akytalusia]

Enlightenment comes when you realize that there are no options- that everything that has happened since the Big Bang has been predetermined, playing out along a path set by the vibrations of all matter. This poll, these responses, even my comment could not have occured any other way.

So of course I picked #2.

your typo has been noted. you may want to edit that. you can't sit there and tell me that someone on your level was fooled by 2's tactical misdirection. 3 is the correct answer, and though it's just horrifying how close it's being overshadowed by 4, they're all neanderthal's or trolls. but something's really wrong if even you can't see the truth in this matter.

 

[JohnZ117]

All options seem equally bad at representing my opinion, so I choose not to vote in protest.

Really? Option 5 reads as very pro body modification, Option 3 is definitely anti-Luddite, and, to my understanding, Option 2 could not be more opposed to the trans-humanist philosophy.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Option Number 3!

I rigged the election was elected to lead. Not to read.

 

[geK0]

Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!

that answer is not grounded in reality at all

That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!

You're not real life? you're just fantasy?

I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!

Why don't you just open you eyes look up to the sky and see that you're just a poor boy

I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, and little low... Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me!

Tell you mom I literally just killed a man. I put a gun against his head I pulled the trigger and now he's dead

Are you still going to pick a number other than 3?

My mom's life had just begun and now you've gone and threw that all away!

And yes, because I am not of this poll... and so are <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130665>these <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130747>people as well, for example...

Your mamma OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't need to say good bye (after I fucked her) but if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, tell her to just carry on because nothing really matters with me and her.

It's too late because my time has come... You sent shivers down my spine and now, her body's aching all the time!

It's too late, something's got to go and I'm just going to leave it all behind so you can face the truth!(that option 3 is superior)

 

[TranshumanistG]

All options seem equally bad at representing my opinion, so I choose not to vote in protest.

Really? Option 5 reads as very pro body modification, Option 3 is definitely anti-Luddite, and, to my understanding, Option 2 could not be more opposed to the trans-humanist philosophy.

No, you're just deluding yourself and the others. There is literally no meaningful difference between them. The only conclusion that could be drawn from this poll is about the voter's number preference.

 

[UmberHulk]

I pick option A because this poll is too numeral-centric

 

[FPLOON]

Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!

that answer is not grounded in reality at all

That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!

You're not real life? you're just fantasy?

I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!

Why don't you just open you eyes look up to the sky and see that you're just a poor boy

I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, and little low... Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me!

Tell you mom I literally just killed a man. I put a gun against his head I pulled the trigger and now he's dead

Are you still going to pick a number other than 3?

My mom's life had just begun and now you've gone and threw that all away!

And yes, because I am not of this poll... and so are <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130665>these <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130747>people as well, for example...

Your mamma OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't need to say good bye (after I fucked her) but if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, tell her to just carry on because nothing really matters with me and her.

It's too late because my time has come... You sent shivers down my spine and now, her body's aching all the time!

It's too late, something's got to go and I'm just going to leave it all behind so you can face the truth!(that option 3 is superior)

To my Mama[footnote]Ohh, anyway the wind blows...[/footnote]:I don't want Option 6 to die and I sometimes wish Option 3 4 had never been born at all!

 

[JohnZ117]

All options seem equally bad at representing my opinion, so I choose not to vote in protest.

Really? Option 5 reads as very pro body modification, Option 3 is definitely anti-Luddite, and, to my understanding, Option 2 could not be more opposed to the trans-humanist philosophy.

No, you're just deluding yourself and the others. There is literally no meaningful difference between them. The only conclusion that could be drawn from this poll is about the voter's number preference.

The point of this poll is for people to make up what each option represents and mock-debate each other. It is parodying polls and how people respond to them.

 

[Akytalusia]

All options seem equally bad at representing my opinion, so I choose not to vote in protest.

Really? Option 5 reads as very pro body modification, Option 3 is definitely anti-Luddite, and, to my understanding, Option 2 could not be more opposed to the trans-humanist philosophy.

No, you're just deluding yourself and the others. There is literally no meaningful difference between them. The only conclusion that could be drawn from this poll is about the voter's number preference.

i must interject here. if my vote was inspired by my number preference, i would not have voted either, as i prefer 0 over all other numbers, and have no strong opinion of any other number. but as there was no such option, i instead voted based on symmetry, which i believe is another valid option preference not addressed in your argument.
further, there may be as of yet unrevealed alternative avenues of option preference to be disclosed. to so surely insinuate that the votes are absolutely based on number preference is both fallacious and short sighted. and thus concludes my interjection.
as you were.

 

[Twintix]

Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!

that answer is not grounded in reality at all

That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!

You're not real life? you're just fantasy?

I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!

Why don't you just open you eyes look up to the sky and see that you're just a poor boy

I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, and little low... Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me!

Tell you mom I literally just killed a man. I put a gun against his head I pulled the trigger and now he's dead

Are you still going to pick a number other than 3?

My mom's life had just begun and now you've gone and threw that all away!

And yes, because I am not of this poll... and so are <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130665>these <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130747>people as well, for example...

Your mamma OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't need to say good bye (after I fucked her) but if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, tell her to just carry on because nothing really matters with me and her.

It's too late because my time has come... You sent shivers down my spine and now, her body's aching all the time!

It's too late, something's got to go and I'm just going to leave it all behind so you can face the truth!(that option 3 is superior)

To my Mama[footnote]Ohh, anyway the wind blows...[/footnote]:I don't want Option 6 to die and I sometimes wish Option 3 4 had never been born at all!

Hmmm... I see a little shilouetto of a man.

 

[FPLOON]

Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!

that answer is not grounded in reality at all

That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!

You're not real life? you're just fantasy?

I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!

Why don't you just open you eyes look up to the sky and see that you're just a poor boy

I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, and little low... Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me!

Tell you mom I literally just killed a man. I put a gun against his head I pulled the trigger and now he's dead

Are you still going to pick a number other than 3?

My mom's life had just begun and now you've gone and threw that all away!

And yes, because I am not of this poll... and so are <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130665>these <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130747>people as well, for example...

Your mamma OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't need to say good bye (after I fucked her) but if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, tell her to just carry on because nothing really matters with me and her.

It's too late because my time has come... You sent shivers down my spine and now, her body's aching all the time!

It's too late, something's got to go and I'm just going to leave it all behind so you can face the truth!(that option 3 is superior)

To my Mama[footnote]Ohh, anyway the wind blows...[/footnote]:I don't want Option 6 to die and I sometimes wish Option 3 4 had never been born at all!

Hmmm... I see a little shilouetto of a man.

Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will he do the [Option 6] Fandango?

 

[Twintix]

Option 6... Because it's the only option you don't get to choose from and that's just how I roll 4 20's in a row, shorty...

Also, "Option 4" what? That's option's clearly an incomplete statement no matter how hard you try to spin it in your favor... GLOB!

that answer is not grounded in reality at all

That's because I'm not grounded in reality at all! It's the only option I can relate to!!

You're not real life? you're just fantasy?

I was caught in a landslide with no escape from reality!

Why don't you just open you eyes look up to the sky and see that you're just a poor boy

I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, and little low... Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me!

Tell you mom I literally just killed a man. I put a gun against his head I pulled the trigger and now he's dead

Are you still going to pick a number other than 3?

My mom's life had just begun and now you've gone and threw that all away!

And yes, because I am not of this poll... and so are <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130665>these <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.878437.22130747>people as well, for example...

Your mamma OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't need to say good bye (after I fucked her) but if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, tell her to just carry on because nothing really matters with me and her.

It's too late because my time has come... You sent shivers down my spine and now, her body's aching all the time!

It's too late, something's got to go and I'm just going to leave it all behind so you can face the truth!(that option 3 is superior)

To my Mama[footnote]Ohh, anyway the wind blows...[/footnote]:I don't want Option 6 to die and I sometimes wish Option 3 4 had never been born at all!

Hmmm... I see a little shilouetto of a man.

Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will he do the [Option 6] Fandango?

Oh no! That option involves thunderbolt and lightning! That's really, really freightening me!