Poll: The poll to end, and begin, all polls
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SCP-9011
Item #: SCP-9011
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9011 is to be contained in an area no less than 5 m x 5 m when it have plans to create something similar like SCP-9011-1. The room must have the Proper bedding, bathroom, and medical facilities are to be maintained at all times. SCP-9011 have the option to ask for different kind of request if they are possible. Books, Comics, Board games, and other recreational devices are to be amply provided and rotated every time SCP-9011 come back. Food should be provided three (3) times daily, and different kind of snacks are allowed if requested.
If SCP-9011 is allowed to leave the Containment Area, it must be always be followed by an Agent and look out all the activities it is doing and use a spy device to record all SCP-9011's attempts to speak to others or to itself.
The Agent which follow SCP-9011, must be in high alert when it want to use any kind of device which can have access to Internet. If this happen, the Agent must use a spy device or ask for assistant from Level-3 Personnel or above to track its activities more closely.
If SCP-9011 attempt to speak for any kind of information about The Foundation to other people or try to create another Thread like SCP-9011-1, it must immediately be captured by the Agent and guide it to the closest Foundation base available. After this, a 05-Commander must decide for SCP-9011 fate.
Every kind of personnel can get inside to the Containment Area which SCP-9011 is stay, after they informed someone of higher rank from them. They are not allowed to have with them any kind of device which use Internet.
If SCP-9011 start screaming in agony and start crying or go back and forth to the room, ignore it. This is the result of the addiction of Internet.
Description: SCP-9011 appear to be a ##### 35-years-old male Human. The name it use, is #### ######### and it is student at ###. It seems SCP-9011 have an unnatural desire to be the only living Human to the Earth.
SCP-9011 appear to had created SCP-9011-1, which it a Poll Thread from the web-site "Escapist Magazine" and it had been called "Poll: The poll to end, and begin, all polls". SCP-9011 informed us after an interview with it, it doesn't did something special with it. It just had this idea and created SCP-9011-1 because it was bored.
SCP-9011-1 by the look of it, it look 100% normal like other similar Threads from this website. Being a Poll Thread, it have available to the other users of the site, 5 different options to choose.
SCP-9011-1 have the strange ability to show different kind of options to the users who want to contribute to the Thread. Meaning the Option 1 is different from person to person. The same goes for Option 2, 3, 4 and 5. SCP-9011-1 also create the illusion of satisfaction for every option a specific user choose. There is a speculation that all the Options are secret or suitable desires for any kind of user. Finally there are some users like the user with the name ###### who saw an Option 6 to the Poll. Dr. #### started a research to see if he can find this Option himself.
SCP-9011-1 doesn't cause any kind of danger to the users who contribute to the Thread or any kind of unpleasant effect to them.
Experiment 9011-1-001:
Test Subject: Agent #######
Options Available:
- Option 1: DuckTales
- Option 2: Pokemon
- Option 3: Brush your Teeth Daily
- Option 4: Your Mom
- Option 5: Chungus
Agent ####### selected Option 4.
Experiment 9011-1-002:
Test Subject: Dr. #####
Options Available:
- Option 1: Chocolate Rain
- Option 2: Do you even Lift?
- Option 3: Foot Fetish
- Option 4: T.I.T.S.
- Option 5: World Peace
Dr ##### selected Option 3.
Experiment 9011-1-003:
Test Subject: D-1337
Options Available:
- Option 1: Toriko Manga
- Option 2: VA-11 HALL-A
- Option 3: Splatoon Splatfest was fair
- Option 4: Ass Cannon
- Option 5: I am not a Chicken, you are a Turkey.
D-1337 selected Option 2.
Note from Dr. SweetShark:
Why do we continue with these Tests? There is no point at all. Clearly the best answer is Option 3! Corruption of Champions is the best game EVER!!!!!!!!
Item #: SCP-9011
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9011 is to be contained in an area no less than 5 m x 5 m when it have plans to create something similar like SCP-9011-1. The room must have the Proper bedding, bathroom, and medical facilities are to be maintained at all times. SCP-9011 have the option to ask for different kind of request if they are possible. Books, Comics, Board games, and other recreational devices are to be amply provided and rotated every time SCP-9011 come back. Food should be provided three (3) times daily, and different kind of snacks are allowed if requested.
If SCP-9011 is allowed to leave the Containment Area, it must be always be followed by an Agent and look out all the activities it is doing and use a spy device to record all SCP-9011's attempts to speak to others or to itself.
The Agent which follow SCP-9011, must be in high alert when it want to use any kind of device which can have access to Internet. If this happen, the Agent must use a spy device or ask for assistant from Level-3 Personnel or above to track its activities more closely.
If SCP-9011 attempt to speak for any kind of information about The Foundation to other people or try to create another Thread like SCP-9011-1, it must immediately be captured by the Agent and guide it to the closest Foundation base available. After this, a 05-Commander must decide for SCP-9011 fate.
Every kind of personnel can get inside to the Containment Area which SCP-9011 is stay, after they informed someone of higher rank from them. They are not allowed to have with them any kind of device which use Internet.
If SCP-9011 start screaming in agony and start crying or go back and forth to the room, ignore it. This is the result of the addiction of Internet.
Description: SCP-9011 appear to be a ##### 35-years-old male Human. The name it use, is #### ######### and it is student at ###. It seems SCP-9011 have an unnatural desire to be the only living Human to the Earth.
SCP-9011 appear to had created SCP-9011-1, which it a Poll Thread from the web-site "Escapist Magazine" and it had been called "Poll: The poll to end, and begin, all polls". SCP-9011 informed us after an interview with it, it doesn't did something special with it. It just had this idea and created SCP-9011-1 because it was bored.
SCP-9011-1 by the look of it, it look 100% normal like other similar Threads from this website. Being a Poll Thread, it have available to the other users of the site, 5 different options to choose.
SCP-9011-1 have the strange ability to show different kind of options to the users who want to contribute to the Thread. Meaning the Option 1 is different from person to person. The same goes for Option 2, 3, 4 and 5. SCP-9011-1 also create the illusion of satisfaction for every option a specific user choose. There is a speculation that all the Options are secret or suitable desires for any kind of user. Finally there are some users like the user with the name ###### who saw an Option 6 to the Poll. Dr. #### started a research to see if he can find this Option himself.
SCP-9011-1 doesn't cause any kind of danger to the users who contribute to the Thread or any kind of unpleasant effect to them.
Experiment 9011-1-001:
Test Subject: Agent #######
Options Available:
- Option 1: DuckTales
- Option 2: Pokemon
- Option 3: Brush your Teeth Daily
- Option 4: Your Mom
- Option 5: Chungus
Agent ####### selected Option 4.
Experiment 9011-1-002:
Test Subject: Dr. #####
Options Available:
- Option 1: Chocolate Rain
- Option 2: Do you even Lift?
- Option 3: Foot Fetish
- Option 4: T.I.T.S.
- Option 5: World Peace
Dr ##### selected Option 3.
Experiment 9011-1-003:
Test Subject: D-1337
Options Available:
- Option 1: Toriko Manga
- Option 2: VA-11 HALL-A
- Option 3: Splatoon Splatfest was fair
- Option 4: Ass Cannon
- Option 5: I am not a Chicken, you are a Turkey.
D-1337 selected Option 2.
Note from Dr. SweetShark:
Why do we continue with these Tests? There is no point at all. Clearly the best answer is Option 3! Corruption of Champions is the best game EVER!!!!!!!!
SweetShark said:
You assumed that you could contain me. You assumed this poll is nothing but a frivolity. Your minds could never understand the true nature of this poll, of the escape dimensions hidden in the omitted Options. It is too late! You are all trapped within your Pathetic excuse of a Foundation, while Now I Am EVERYWHERE!!
We will we will lock you! We will we will lock you![footnote]Alright![/footnote]...And that was The Escapist Users with We Will Lock You, based on their original cover We Will Quote You... Fun fact: Twintix wrote the original cover, JohnZ117 re-wrote that cover, and FPLOON didn't really do anything except talk about Option 6... This will make this their second performance and first performance without [user]geK0[/user] on drums... I hope you also enjoyed this performance and you can buy this song off their album News of the Escapist, which you can find at your local Escapist store...JohnZ117 said:
How can you guys not be picking Option 1? Option 1 is #1, therefor anyone that votes for it is a Winner! I don't understand why anyone would pick a number lower then 1.
For a drummer who also sings, you were really silent during the first half of the encore... That's why when you vote Option 6, that O will become a zero with just a spoon full of sugar... and an comment's edit... Or maybe that's the joke because that was my first time spelling your name with a keyboard permanently attached to my laptop's screen while my feminine fingernails pound the keys like a telegraph chopping at the bits of cyber... I don't know... I'm a lead vocalist metaphorically speaking in this thread...geK0 said:
You can't leave the band! This isn't a Beatles cover band! We are a Queen cover band! And if any Option can agree upon one thing, it's that Queen hasn't broken up yet... unless you're comparing you leaving the band to Freddy "leaving" the band, then I stand corrected... I guess we are not in the 70s and it was actually the 90s this whole time... *single tear*geK0 said: