Poll: The Talk

[Marik2]

I went to Catholic school, so imagine my repressed childhood. =P

Catholic schoolgirls, eh...

And Nuns with rulers XD. Sorry I just had to make that joke I'm probably going to hell for that lol.

 

[Marik2]

I saw how funny it was when kids asked their parents where babies came from in cartoons and I thought it would be funny to ask my mom. I didn't know she thought that anyone old enough to ask that question was old enough for the full, unabridged answer. A couple hours later, I promised myself I would never do anything I saw in a cartoon again. I was 6 years old...

Lol I remember watching the Rugrats when that girl asked her parents that question me and my mom laughed when they told her about the Stork.

 

[traceur_]

Learned a bit at a sex-ed night at primary school, learned the rest through porn and South Park.

I had a bit of "the talk" but it doesn't really qualify. I remember learning how babies are made from ten seconds of Sex And The City.

 

[MalevolentJim]

Can't really say for sure.I guess I learned myself but I can't remember when. :/

 

[Marik2]

The internet and the television talked to me.

Yeah those things don't usually give you the right ideas about sex.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

You know, I almost avoided it, then when I got my first girlfriend I was active with, my parents found out.

I'll never "go for a ride" with my dad again. I swear I almost jumped out of the car onto the highway

 

[Marik2]

my knowledge was miles ahead of other kids my age...

Same here.

 

[Floppertje]

I actually can't really remember. I think I got the talk in small bits...
I do know I saw porn for the first time after I got my email address, cause it was a service on the site of the internet provider that provided my email service. Not sure when that was though... loooong time ago.
I can actually talk to my mom about sex... I don't because it's a bit awkward and I have friends that are easier to talk to, but I can

 

[Marik2]

Trust me my parents were cool about it. The way it would usually go is that one day I'd get curious about things like how babies are made so I'd just go up and ask my mum (I assume there would have been a long awkward period between me and my Dad if I'd asked him). And she'd give a fairly mature response, all the while answering any questions I posed to her such as "Couldn't the man just pee into a cup and make the ladie drink it?" or "Wouldn't the baby come out all smelly when the lady has to poop it out". And yes, back then I honestly thought that babies were excreted from a womans rectum, and I had no idea what semen (Siemen, seimen?) was.

LOL I thought the exact same way as you did. And that's how the conversation started in my household.

 

[Marik2]

I got The Talk when I was about nine, but I first saw porn when I was about 6 or 7, when my sister's friends wanted to "show me something cool" on the computer. Now, I don't want to be vulgar, but the only picture I remember is this guy pissing in this woman's mouth... oh well! Aren't childhood memories just great?

Woah talk about irresponsible people.

 

[nart_21086]

Self educated...
Thanks internet before 2001

 

[Floppertje]

Self educated...
Thanks internet before 2001

awesome, wasn't it?
It's not so bad now, you just have to know how to filter out the bad stuff. It can be hard sometimes, like when a friend sends you a link to 2 girls 1 cup... or if your curiosity beats the knowledge that you will feel guilty after...

 

[DRTJR]

the internet tought me well

 

[Marik2]

Edit: Jesus Christ I thought there'd be more people having The Talk, but apparently most parents let the government or television teach their kids about sex.

It's nothing to do with 'having to learn by yourself' but everything to do with being given the opportunity to learn yourself. Did your talk really have anything to do with the sex you eventually ended up having? Were you somehow well prepared for that by your mother? If your answer here is 'yes', I've got to say that your 'talk' must have been pretty strange and probably not at all healthy.

Actually yeah my "Talk" did tell me EVERYTHING and it wasn't anything to be ashamed about. Even if people did learn some stuff about sex along the way it's still important that parents sit down with their kids and talk to them about it, because some people can get the wrong ideas about sex when they see it on TV or the Internet or wherever they heard it from. It's the duty of parents to guide thier children till adulthood.

 

[NBSRDan]

I never had "The Talk". My parents educated me professionally.

 

[Puzzles]

LOL. So I take it your mum taught you that you should make sure that your partner is properly aroused first. Some good techniques include fingering, where if you crook two fingers you wil find that you can effectively stimulate the g-spot and thus effectively arouse your partner. Did she also tell you not to go too fast when inserting your finger because it is likely to hurt your partner? Did she tells you that it feels really nice when the man slowly circles his tongue around the clitoris, or that gently flicking it with the tip of the tongue can be amazing, but doing it too hard hurts? Did she tell you that the proper way to have anal sex with your girlfriend is to use a lot of lube, and dildos/butt plugs that graduate in size until the anus is both loosened and well lubricated? Did she tell you that she finds it ungentlemanly when her head is pushed down onto a penis that she is fellating, and that it can cause her to gag, which hurts? Did she let you practice on her bra how you are supposed to undo them?
I'll stop there because I think my point is illustrated.

Hah! Awkward indeed...

EDIT: took out instructions on how to find the G-spot. I'd rather not be banned because I'm posting drunk.

I never had the talk with the people who created me. The internets are my parents.

 

[Soxafloppin]

I got it in school, thats pretty much what they do now.