Poll: The Voice of God

[godofslack]

The sound of pure thought. Y'know the voice you have in your head when you aren't thinking in any particular voice. With no qualities of race, gender, nationality, accent, etc. An unbelievably mercurial voice, one that can't be described; You can only say what it's not.

 

[BlackWidower]

After watching Dogma, it's impossible for me to see anyone but Alan Rickman playing the role.

 

[lordnemos]

James Earl Jones

 

[punksnotdead]

Forest Gump.

 

[afroebob]

If not, then it would be Morgan Freeman, it depends on whether you want a powerful sounding God or more of a kindly one.

I think Freeman nails both powerful and kind but hey that's my opinion.

 

[latiasracer]

Fools! It's BRIAN BLESSED!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

There can be no other than Morgan Freeman. That man's voice just radiates "I'm the big boy in town, and there is nothing you can do.".

 

[stinkyrobot]

a underage school girl der

 

[chocostarf]

I always thought it would be funny if god sounded like Sol Rosenberg. So I've always imagined God as him even though I'm Athiest

 

[theheroofaction]

Morgan freeman.

failing that I'd say Peter Cullen.

Though, in a close third is the guy who voices sovereign (of mass effect).

 

[Nerdstar]

YOUR ALL WRONG!!!! if god exits he sounds like optimus prime!...scratch that god is optimus prime!

he died for your sins afterall!

 

[Magicmad5511]

I just can't hear anything else. Ever since.

I'll see your Monty Python and raise you a Futurama.
This is what comes to mind for me.

 

[UnderCoverGuest]

It's either Morgan Freeman, Sean Connery, Patrick Stewart...

...or Billy Dee Williams.

 

[Magicmad5511]

YOUR ALL WRONG!!!! if god exits he sounds like optimus prime!...scratch that god is optimus prime!

he died for your sins afterall!

Wait. If God is Optimus then what about Primus? He is the God of the Transformers and created them.

Is Optimus Prime robot Jesus? Cause that would rock.

 

[IKSA]

I hear only voice of the devil and it sounds like patrick stewart...

 

[Spectral Dragon]

Of course it's Morgan Freeman. Or whoever it wants to be, I guess.
And obviously I read every entry in THIS thread in Morgan Freeman's voice too. It's awesome.

 

[Nerdstar]

YOUR ALL WRONG!!!! if god exits he sounds like optimus prime!...scratch that god is optimus prime!

he died for your sins afterall!

Wait. If God is Optimus then what about Primus? He is the God of the Transformers and created them.

Is Optimus Prime robot Jesus? Cause that would rock.

yeah thats about it, think about optimus DID die to protect eveyone so yes, optimus prime is robot jesus and the mulitvers is 20% cooler for it!

 

[crop52]

If you choose anyone who isn't Morgan Freeman, then you've chosen wrong.

 

[A.A.K]

Brian Blessed.
My image of god is some portly beardy deep voiced viking or 'merchant' I suppose.