Poll: The Voice of God

[ParkourMcGhee]

Out of those? BRIAN BLESSED hands down.

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Either Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones.

 

[BaronOfStuff]

Morgan Freeman? Pffft. Nowhere near shouty enough. BRIAN BLESSED isn't just the voice of god, He IS God. Beard and everything.

 

[IamQ]

Christopher Lee.

'Dat voice.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Louis Armstrong, as long as "What a Wonderful World" played through the whole Creation saga:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5TwT69i1lU

...something very dramatic and paternal in that voice, especially in that song.

Mr Addams certainly thought so


7:00 onwards.

 

[Kenbo Slice]

Morgan Freeman is GOD!

 

[Ewyx]

It's a perfect sine-wave.

 

[Wintermoot]

HI BILLY MAYS HERE!
talking in all caps has got to be a godly power!

 

[Aidinthel]

I would think that if the Abrahamic god exists then it's voice would have to be indescribable other than "The voice of God." No mere terrestrial sound ought to be remotely comparable to the voice of an omnipotent, omniscient creator.

 

[funguy2121]

Given God exists (which he may or may not to - Atheists, suck it up and go with it for the purpose of this), and his voice is projected by the Metatron (Not a Transformer) so that us mere mortals can hear it...

When you hear the Voice of God, who does it sound closest to?

He sounds like the robot who questions C-3P0 and R2-D2 after Jabba the Hut captures them.

"You are a protocol droid are you not?"

 

[MetroidNut]

If there's a god, he would probably sound like Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones, but in my dreams, it is SHODAN.

Would that not be the most deliciously terrifying revelation in human history? A voice calls down from the heavens and announces to you, "The Polito form is dead, worm. Are you afraid?"

 

[Sovereignty]

Billy West.

Seriously his voice in the Godfella's episode of Futurama made me go, "Holy SHT it's god!"

 

[Ruwrak]

Given God exists (which he may or may not to - Atheists, suck it up and go with it for the purpose of this), and his voice is projected by the Metatron (Not a Transformer) so that us mere mortals can hear it...

When you hear the Voice of God, who does it sound closest to?

Interesting idea.

As a selfproclaimed messiah I would say the voice of God sounds like my dad.
I jest, The voice of God? I dunno really.. I guess an authorative type of voice, but also subtle undertones of compassion and understanding.

LIke he commands you (with the 10 commandments and the koran, torah etc counterparts as well, I believe we are incorporating the idea of 'God' not the christian God alone. Let's not be selfish for once as humanity.) but he also understands how you feel as he is allknowing and all that jazzles.

I guess Morgan Freeman comes close

 

[Zyxx]

Hmmm...what about your own? I like the idea of deities appearing as yourself, as you always felt you should be, but didn't live up to.

I like this idea the best. The Voice of God would sound different to everyone who heard it, even if multiple people heard it at once. It's God, it can do that sort of thing.

But a majority of that group would be like, OMG MORGAN FREEMAN IS GOD.

And then a couple people will say, "Huh? No, it's BRIAN BLESSED" and some others will go "What? I hear Stephen Fry" and a new Holy War will begin over the nature of the Voice, completely ignoring the vital message of cosmic importance that the Voice is imparting.

Captcha: also Itothes. I supposed God could sound like Itothes, whatever that is.

 

[Blackout62]

Alan Rickman as voice of God, Morgan Freeman as God God.

 

[Insanityblues]

Morgan Freeman will forever be cemented in my mind as the voice of God thanks to that one Jim Carrey movie. Although I suppose Liam Neeson would be pretty good too.

 

[Rainforce]

Probably a thousand voices like mine, just to fuck with me
XD

Billy West.

Seriously his voice in the Godfella's episode of Futurama made me go, "Holy SHT it's god!"

yeah, same here.

 

[Summerstorm]

Christopher Lee

 

[Joe Whistler]

It would have to be none other than the voice of Darth Vader himself, James Earl motherf**king Jones!!!! /thread