Poll: The Voice of God

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chronicfc

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There is no God, in my opinion... but, for the sake of the Poll, if I were to worship anyone it would be Alan Rickman
 

Jamash

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Jamash said:
or a more jovial yet still commanding voice like Willie Rushton...
Oh, good call that man.

I'll admit the idea of a Female God voice being Dolly Parton amuses me no end.
If God turned out to have Dolly Parton's voice, I'd feel so pissed off. Nothing against her personally, but her voice and accent combination just grates... I'd think I'd have to become an Atheist and pretend she doesn't exist.


You'd know who else would make a wonderful God voice?

Arthur Lowe.

I got lost in watching some of the old Mr. Men episodes he narrated [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_AcIscdBaU&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL56B175F46F63036E] on Youtube, and I think life would be wonderful (and certainly worth enduring the madness of hearing 'God' speak to you) if God was a jolly and benevolent Arthur Lowe voice speaking to you, narrating your life from the heavens.

It would almost be worth sinning and risking his wrath to hear him call me "stupid boy!".
 

Lord Beautiful

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Once I say it, none of you will be able to imagine any other voice for God.

You ready?

H. Jon Benjamin.

Think about it.
 

Jamash

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GameChanger said:
It'd be funny if he cracked witty remarks with a Jeremy Clarkson voice.
I can get behind that.

Hearing JC talk irreverently about anything is good for a laugh... even a Halo Warthog:

 

Stew Coard

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Morgan Freeman,no competition. His voice could work for any godly situation (but Val Kilmer was pretty good in Prince of Egypt
 

Hawkeye16

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Either Morgan Freeman doing his Morgan Freeman voice, or Crispin Freeman doing his Alucard voice.
 
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Khada said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
Given God exists (which he may or may not to - Atheists, suck it up and go with it for the purpose of this)[/b]
Nothing wrong with a hypothetical but starting with "Given God exists" is no different to an atheist starting a thread with "Given God's a myth". You can't be obvious about making your beliefs known and then tell others no to do the same. It's hypocritical.
Not really. I'm a renowned agnostic. But without his existence, he can't really have a voice, can he? ;P
 

AngryMongoose

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HE OBVIOUSLY TALKS LIKE BRIAN BLESSED!

Given what that guy does, he probably is god. Certainly running for the position.

Eventually, ofcourse, it'll SHALDoSAM
 

CrazyCapnMorgan

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phats_cocks_strangla said:
What about George Carlin?
He would be my third choice. Second would be Sam Kinison. First, however, belongs to the one and only Bill Hicks.
 

Dystopia

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Obviously BRIAN BLESSED is the correct answer. Followed closely by Jeff Bridges, or maybe Bill Bailey.
 

Hussmann54

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Wuggy said:
Not Morgan Freeman, but Gordon Freeman! Get it? Because I'm an atheist! Ok, sorry.

No, I kid, I vote for Steve Buscemi. Don't ask me why, just first thing that popped into my head. And I know he doesn't sound deep, wise, british or any of that. And maybe that's the point.
Im a christian, and I still Lol`d

10+ internetz for cleverness.


Ummm, yeah honestly its kinda hard to hear anything other than Morgan Freeman. He just has a good solid, strong kind of voice that one might expect the all powerful, all knowing, to have