If God turned out to have Dolly Parton's voice, I'd feel so pissed off. Nothing against her personally, but her voice and accent combination just grates... I'd think I'd have to become an Atheist and pretend she doesn't exist.The_root_of_all_evil said:Oh, good call that man.Jamash said:or a more jovial yet still commanding voice like Willie Rushton...
I'll admit the idea of a Female God voice being Dolly Parton amuses me no end.
I can get behind that.GameChanger said:It'd be funny if he cracked witty remarks with a Jeremy Clarkson voice.
Not really. I'm a renowned agnostic. But without his existence, he can't really have a voice, can he? ;PKhada said:Nothing wrong with a hypothetical but starting with "Given God exists" is no different to an atheist starting a thread with "Given God's a myth". You can't be obvious about making your beliefs known and then tell others no to do the same. It's hypocritical.The_root_of_all_evil said:Given God exists (which he may or may not to - Atheists, suck it up and go with it for the purpose of this)[/b]
He would be my third choice. Second would be Sam Kinison. First, however, belongs to the one and only Bill Hicks.phats_cocks_strangla said:What about George Carlin?
Im a christian, and I still Lol`dWuggy said:Not Morgan Freeman, but Gordon Freeman! Get it? Because I'm an atheist! Ok, sorry.
No, I kid, I vote for Steve Buscemi. Don't ask me why, just first thing that popped into my head. And I know he doesn't sound deep, wise, british or any of that. And maybe that's the point.