Poll: The world's most relevant question ever

[Dapper Ninja]

Your arguement against the netherworld still fails as none of this makes sense so it's still apt.

And the VIRUS may not need food but the BODY does or it will die in a week. And without a circulatory system it's impossible to get energy to the cells.

Vampires don't need to breath as the circulatory system just pumps food and netherworld energy to the cells.

the body is NOT alive, it's a tool, it's already dead but it can be used. also fuck the netherworld, your saying It makes me right so it exists but it can't because what exactly is netherworld enegy, it's nothing and you know it's the only way you can win so you keep brining it up

If the virus controlled a body with no skeleton, it could not move. The same thing applies here. The body isn't alive, but it still has the same needs as a live one has. As for your "The netherworld doesn't exist statement, see my previous statement.

 

[Janus Vesta]

I don't have all the answers. I didn't start the myth.[/quote
if you cant give a reason it would work you can't say it does

You can't just make a body work without energy either. There's no wishing away people's arguements in this.

with electrical impuses you can make the body move even though it's dead, with controled electrical impuses it's possible though unlikely

No.

A cell CANNOT move if it isn't getting a constant supply of energy. Electrical impulses are great for messages but they don't do jack shit for power. And even if a cell could survive on 0 energy it would quickly kill it's self with it's own waste.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I beleive the poll speaks for itself.
Crabs are truly the masters of combat.
Plus they have one, trivial yet oh so very important advantage over your pathetic Zombie's and Vampires.
They exist.

Alright, FeNinja- you win... Or the crabs win...

When I win, my Crabs win with me, and vice versa.

Vampires aren't scared by the superior existence of crabs.

They should be.

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Do you really think a zombie or vampire could even come close to taking this down?

 

[Jamanticus]

I don't have all the answers. I didn't start the myth.

if you cant give a reason it would work you can't say it does

It's a myth. Myths generally don't work, especially in scientific terms. Now, let's continue talking about vampires vs. zombies!

EDIT: And crabs.....Since they have been proven to exist.

 

[Janus Vesta]

And as for the energy of vampires. Energy is naturally transfered all the time. It's energy, it moves, all energy wants to do is move. It could flow through magical gateways, wormholes, the shit in your ass.

Or maybe because the netherworld is parallel to our world and vampires can physically go there, it would be logical (lol logic here) to assume the nergy naturally flows back and forth. Like wind, only more consentrated.

 

[Captain Wes]

No.

A cell CANNOT move if it isn't getting a constant supply of energy. Electrical impulses are great for messages but they don't do jack shit for power. And even if a cell could survive on 0 energy it would quickly kill it's self with it's own waste.

it's being manipulated it has no choice it's a reaction, there is no waste since it's not moving on it's own it's based soley on reaction. besides netherworld enegry take away the waste and turns it into garlic to prevent vampires existance. see how shitty that argument is.

 

[Janus Vesta]

Surprising lack of love for werewolves in this thread.

 

[Captain Wes]

And as for the energy of vampires. Energy is naturally transfered all the time. It's energy, it moves, all energy wants to do is move. It could flow through magical gateways, wormholes, the shit in your ass.

Or maybe because the netherworld is parallel to our world and vampires can physically go there, it would be logical (lol logic here) to assume the nergy naturally flows back and forth. Like wind, only more consentrated.

but you cant just go enery go away and energy return, it makes no sense

 

[Janus Vesta]

No.

A cell CANNOT move if it isn't getting a constant supply of energy. Electrical impulses are great for messages but they don't do jack shit for power. And even if a cell could survive on 0 energy it would quickly kill it's self with it's own waste.

it's being manipulated it has no choice it's a reaction, there is no waste since it's not moving on it's own it's based soley on reaction. besides netherworld enegry take away the waste and turns it into garlic to prevent vampires existance. see how shitty that argument is.

Zombies aren't otherworldly. They can't use netherworld energy. Witches can, werewolves can, zombies can't. And a cell needs food to perform an action. It can't react without energy to do so.

 

[Captain Wes]

Surprising lack of love for werewolves in this thread.

please god no, no mummies either

 

[Janus Vesta]

And as for the energy of vampires. Energy is naturally transfered all the time. It's energy, it moves, all energy wants to do is move. It could flow through magical gateways, wormholes, the shit in your ass.

Or maybe because the netherworld is parallel to our world and vampires can physically go there, it would be logical (lol logic here) to assume the nergy naturally flows back and forth. Like wind, only more consentrated.

but you cant just go enery go away and energy return, it makes no sense

We're talking about Zombies, Vampires and Crabs and you want to bring up sense and logic?

Wacko.

 

[Captain Wes]

Zombies aren't otherworldly. They can't use netherworld energy. Witches can, werewolves can, zombies can't. And a cell needs food to perform an action. It can't react without energy to do so.

but if vampires have netherworld for no other reason that it has been written why can't zombies for the same reasons?

 

[Janus Vesta]

Surprising lack of love for werewolves in this thread.

please god no, no mummies either

I agree, mummies are just shitty zombie ripoffs.

 

[Janus Vesta]

Zombies aren't otherworldly. They can't use netherworld energy. Witches can, werewolves can, zombies can't. And a cell needs food to perform an action. It can't react without energy to do so.

but if vampires have netherworld for no other reason that it has been written why can't zombies for the same reasons?

Vampires were created in the netherworld. It takes netherworld energy to turn a human into a vampire, zombies are just corpses controlled by a virus.

 

[Captain Wes]

We're talking about Zombies, Vampires and Crabs and you want to bring up sense and logic?

Wacko.

I'm saying use logic so that we can eventually get to a diffinative answer (though it looks like that won't happen) if we allow everything than it's a giant mess as every power you can think of has been written for both sides

 

[Anarchemitis]

Zombies will never stop, as long as not the protagonist(s) are propagating the species.

 

[Captain Wes]

Vampires were created in the netherworld. It takes netherworld energy to turn a human into a vampire, zombies are just corpses controlled by a virus.

I always thought that the only way a vampire makes sense is blood disorder plus allergic reaction to light, in which case they have no powers only weakness

 

[Captain Wes]

Zombies will never stop, as long as not the protagonist(s) are propagating the species.

please help me fight off the unbelievers, i just wanted to make a fun poll and get drunk tonight

 

[Janus Vesta]

We're talking about Zombies, Vampires and Crabs and you want to bring up sense and logic?

Wacko.

I'm saying use logic so that we can eventually get to a diffinative answer (though it looks like that won't happen) if we allow everything than it's a giant mess as every power you can think of has been written for both sides

I hope you know vampires are considered the most powerful supernatural creature. And zombies don't have powers, just lack of pain reseptors in the brain.

As a side question: Is my avatar annoyingly blurry to you. It's pissing me off.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

Zombies aren't otherworldly. They can't use netherworld energy. Witches can, werewolves can, zombies can't. And a cell needs food to perform an action. It can't react without energy to do so.

but if vampires have netherworld for no other reason that it has been written why can't zombies for the same reasons?

Because allowing that essentially says "Okay, it's fine to just pull facts out of your ass to support your argument now". And under that logic, I say that vampires have the ability to kill every zombie everywhere by existing.