Poll: The Worst Song... In History?

[RaNDM G]

I can dig it. Nice beat and mellow for a Lil' Wayne track. I can think of much worse from him.

Spoiler: Like this little gem.

Spoiler: If you want to get terribad, here's a song that simply will not die.

And if you want songs for nightmare fuel, feel free to ask.

 

[Tsun Tzu]

What, no...


I'm surprised at you, Escapist. Too low of a hanging fruit? Bah. BAH I SAY.

 

[RaNDM G]

@LostGryphon: I wouldn't call it bad, but "Friday" perfectly fits the definition of mediocrity.

 

[ThreeName]

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where is your god now

I genuinely enjoyed that.

 

[viranimus]

I'm sorry everyone. I'm pretty sure this qualifies as a war crime in some countries.

http://youtu.be/hxPsXPCR5MU

http://youtu.be/yN9UT2zF8c8

No hatin' on the Shaggs. They were sisters literally yanked from school and forced to be a rock band by their psychopathic father, who also insisted on being their manager. When he died, they immediately disbanded. Too much of a horror story for me to laugh at it.

OT: OP's song was so mediocre it was mediocre. The lyrics were crude, but standard. The beat was underdone, but standard. The style was lazy, but standard.

Miley Cyrus' "We Can't Stop" is much worse, because it actively fails to be what it wants to be. It's supposedly a party song, but it's the kind that's sung by the last few guests who are so drunk they can't function.

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And if you look to the slightly more obscure side, you'll find such gems as Millionaires.

And if you look to remixes, well...

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where is your god now

If that very meh song in the OP is what you consider to be world-endingly bad, you really need to listen to more music. It's like seeing someone declaring burritoes to be "the most horrendous crap you can ever put in your mouth" without even addressing haggis, durians, overdone caviar, etc.

Thanks. I will be adding the window licker dub to my playlist in very short order.

 

[Mullac]

I'm sorry everyone. I'm pretty sure this qualifies as a war crime in some countries.

http://youtu.be/hxPsXPCR5MU

http://youtu.be/yN9UT2zF8c8

NO NO, MAKE IT STOP!

 

[lacktheknack]

I genuinely enjoyed that.

I guess I'm way too much of an Aphex Twin fanboy. I feel that remix utterly dumps all over what was good in Windowlicker.

 

[Private Custard]

I genuinely enjoyed that.

I guess I'm way too much of an Aphex Twin fanboy. I feel that remix utterly dumps all over what was good in Windowlicker.

Totally agree. Windowlicker had so many elements and stages, all mashed together into one glorious whole. That dubstep remix is a mess.

Also, for everyone else reading this, it's only been four years, how could this have been forgotten?

 

[ItouKaiji]

If we're talking Lil Wayne and bad music then the song in the OP has nothing on any of the songs from his "rock" album. Just listen to his autotuned screeching.


Makes that self serving indulgent shitty rap in the OP look almost palatable...