Poll: There's a war, which side do you choose?

[The Kangaroo]

Imagine a world where pirates and ninjas are in open war, now imagine that you have to choose a side to fight for or die. Who do you choose and why?

I choose ninjas 'cause how can you defeat what you can't see?

Edit: Cthulu doesn't count as he is not actively participating in the war

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

C'thulhu. Because C'thulhu is secretly behind every war imaginable.

 

[XJ-0461]

Pirates. Because how can ninjas get at you when you're at sea?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Pirates. Because how can ninjas get at you when you're at sea?

Ninjas can run on water.

 

[Helgi]

Option number 4: Vikings!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

The Imperium.
Because there is a picture I'm going to put up as soon as I find it...

Spoiler: My Reason

OK, so it doesn't work right now, but it will eventually

 

[D0WNT0WN]

The Winning Side.

 

[The Kangaroo]

Option number 4: Vikings!

They're early pirates

 

[Satin6T]

Pirates, Ninjas never get any booty

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Pirates, Ninjas never get any booty

Was that double entendre intentional?

 

[UAProxy]

I'm fighting on the side of Death. Because we get everyone else's troops in the end, anyhow.

 

[Satin6T]

Pirates, Ninjas never get any booty

Was that double entendre intentional?

totally, I'm freaking clever

 

[AndyFromMonday]

I'm choosing death.

"Yes...fight between yourselves. Eventually all those who died will become MY ARMY! *evil laugh*"

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Someone been reading the Pastafarian kid thread then?

And Pirates, because when was the last time you saw a ninja with wenches? (although that might be the point; you don't see them... hmmm, further research is required. To the lab!)

 

[El Poncho]

Ninja's since pirates are sailors who looted other ships but ninjas just need assassinate them.

 

[Hobo Joe]

Pirates of course, in the name of the FSM!!

Also, as someone brought up earlier Ninjas would have a hard time getting to us in the middle of the ocean.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Ninjas. Duh.

 

[skywalkerlion]

Pirates > Ninjas

 

[ace_of_something]

I just like to take the time to say my wife and I are being a pirate and ninja for halloween and we will be battling on the front lawn. (the neighbors already think I'm weird so we don't care) Yes it will be a 6'6" Ninja and a 5'5" Pirate. It will be epic.

I will be a ninja in that conflict as well as this one.