Poll: There's a war, which side do you choose?

[hotacidbath]

I picked ninjas and my reasoning is this picture which shows a group of ninjas ready to attack.

Spoiler: Image

[http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v699/losermonkey/?action=view&current=ninjaroom.jpg]

 

[Kollega]

Pirates. Arr!

 

[Crimsane]

Pirates, probably. Never seen a ninja rich enough to afford my mercenary fees. I applaud pirates' goals in life. Get drunk, get wenches, get rich. What're the goals of ninjas? Murder people. Assholes.

Besides, at least this way I'd never see my death coming, as opposed to looking an angry pirate in the eyes as he blasts me in the face with a musket.

 

[messy]

C'thulhu. Because C'thulhu is secretly behind every war imaginable.

And even some unimaginable ones to be fair

Pirates, since when have you seen a Ninja with wenches? Well, put it this way, if they could get laid, they wouldn't be killing you in your sleep.

Going to have to go with this guy, the logic is undeniable. Plus pirates seem a lot more fun to be around. Ninjas are all like "(silence followed by neck break" whereas pirates are all like "Yar, like some grog?"

EDIT; also if we loose all our pirates, global warming'll be through the roof

 

[The Austin]

The Impirial Guard.

Because fancy armor and genetic modification are for pussies.

 

[Ace Jackson]

Pirates. They's coolz.

 

[Geamo]

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Yeah, pirates all the way.

 

[Sethzard]

sorry to be a pedant but it's Ninja, and I will always choose Ninja

 

[DuplicateValue]

Pirates obviously.
It's a much more romantic concept to die as a pirate in the heat of a swordfight than to die as a ninja crouching in the shadows.

 

[fuzzball]

Option number 4: Vikings!

WOOT WOOT!

 

[Exocet]

Pirates,because even if ninjas were to kill the normal pirates,they would still be against vikings,which are basically [(1+pirates)*exp(5)].


Besides,pirates have beer,rum and wenches.

 

[Mockingjay]

None of the above and hide in a cuboard until it's all over with the internet and cake. Success.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Ninjas, because one of them is named Ryu Hayabusa. Instant win.

 

[nikosuave]

Pirates.
Why
-Guns
-Cutlasses
-Ships
-Not pussies
-have a hope in hell of victory if their first attack doesn't hit
-adept at close combat (we're talking real ninjas, not Gayruto ninjas)

 

[Ryuk2]

Well, ninjas need a lot of training. I could never be a ninja, i can't run, i can't jump and i see very bad at night. But the pirates can drink booze, do nothing and use guns to shot some ninjas.
Easy life for pirates, I'm with them.
p.s The Flying Spaghetti Monster would be on my side too.

 

[thebrainiac1]

NINJA.

Pirates need to land for supplies, then a ninja can get on the ship, and


BOOM, all pirates r dead.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Option number 4: Vikings!

Definitely this, I don't get what the big deal about pirates is. They're basically wimpier versions of vikings, with scurvy.

Out of pirates and ninjas though, I'd go with ninjas, just plain cooler in my book.

 

[0p3rati0n]

Death is truly a nice guy

his horse's name is binky

I'm buddies with his cousin (check profile to see reference)