Ninjas! I do not want to be on a boat (seeing as I'm a land lubber) would not like to be away from women for too long and I do not want scurvy. Plus, ninjas are ok - cool.
Poll: There's a war, which side do you choose?
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I choose death cause all i gotta do is sit back and watch 1 army get ablitterated and then just go in and kick they're ass with their own guys and their enemys....and i get some badass robes and the schythe
Pirates of course.
Ninja attacks with it's shinobigatana or Kyotetsu-shoge and Pirate shoots it dead. With a gun.
Ninja tries to sneak up on Pirate, Parrot warns Pirate, Pirate shoots Ninja. With a gun.
Ninja hide in Ryu of the clan, Pirate blasts clan away. With cannons. Ninja go boom.
Ninja hides in plain sight as a commoner. Pirates don't make social distiction and rape, plunder, rob and kill everybody. Ninja dies - or gets gangbanged and commits suicide.
Ninja gather all forces for a battle. Pirates outnumber then 10 to 1. And outgun them 10 to 0. Ninja get shot. With guns.
And on and on and on... Don't even try to cry about ninjas sneaking up on a pirate ship - only 1 ninja could try it - more would only hinder each other in the attempt, get cought and then shot. With a gun. And only 1 ninja couldn't do anything on a pirate ship. If he can evade the very smart parrot sentinels - he will still get cought - either by being the only one with wet clothing or the only on not stinking of rum. Then he gets shot. With a gun.
Ninja attacks with it's shinobigatana or Kyotetsu-shoge and Pirate shoots it dead. With a gun.
Ninja tries to sneak up on Pirate, Parrot warns Pirate, Pirate shoots Ninja. With a gun.
Ninja hide in Ryu of the clan, Pirate blasts clan away. With cannons. Ninja go boom.
Ninja hides in plain sight as a commoner. Pirates don't make social distiction and rape, plunder, rob and kill everybody. Ninja dies - or gets gangbanged and commits suicide.
Ninja gather all forces for a battle. Pirates outnumber then 10 to 1. And outgun them 10 to 0. Ninja get shot. With guns.
And on and on and on... Don't even try to cry about ninjas sneaking up on a pirate ship - only 1 ninja could try it - more would only hinder each other in the attempt, get cought and then shot. With a gun. And only 1 ninja couldn't do anything on a pirate ship. If he can evade the very smart parrot sentinels - he will still get cought - either by being the only one with wet clothing or the only on not stinking of rum. Then he gets shot. With a gun.
I'm fairly sure that in a plane of existence where there are guns, ninjas would definitely use them. Cheap insta-kill is definitely what ninjas are about.CorvinBlack said:
Sorry, pirates are f*cked.
None-existantpiscian said:Ninja SharksThePirateMan said:That link is stupid because she's a little girl that was DISGUISED as a pirate, she wasn't an actual pirate. So screw you. And female pirates arn't actual pirates even tho there were female pirates.SirBryghtside said:
Pirates aaaaaaall the way. How the hell are they suposed to kill us out on the sea?
If we can never find one, they can never show themselves, if they can never show themselves they can't attack our ships because then we find them.piscian said:see thats what makes them Ninja. Youll never find one.ThePirateMan said:None-existantpiscian said:Ninja SharksThePirateMan said:That link is stupid because she's a little girl that was DISGUISED as a pirate, she wasn't an actual pirate. So screw you. And female pirates arn't actual pirates even tho there were female pirates.SirBryghtside said:
Pirates aaaaaaall the way. How the hell are they suposed to kill us out on the sea
Pirates have guns. Ninjas do not.
Ninjas have blow-darts.
Pirates have Keira Knightly. Ninjas have... i don't know but pirates have Keira Knightly
Ninjas have blow-darts.
Pirates have Keira Knightly. Ninjas have... i don't know but pirates have Keira Knightly