Poll: There's a war, which side do you choose?

[Agrael]

Yar har har! Pirates of course.

I mean, seriously - ninjas are too quiet and death is too grim.

Pirates! = Booze and Wenches!

 

[hippykiller]

well the ninjas would obviously win that war. do any of you remember the Vietnam war? they won becuase they were guerrilla fighters. so are ninjas.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Ninjas. Though maybe on second thoughts I would support death, because that's clearly going to be the one with the highest bodycount. I just wouldn't fight against death, because it's a little hard to defeat when you're mortal.

 

[Buschmaki]

Are we talking real life ninjas or hollywood ninjas? Doesn't matter pirates they have guns!

 

[Zacharine]

Death.

You cannot kill him, you cannot deceive him, you cannot run from him. You can try to gamble, but no-one ever wins. You can beg, but it will accomplish nothing. For Death does not kill, he simply is. And when you die, he will be there, waiting. Watching. And he will make sure every I is dotted and every T is crossed. Once you die, he will be there to offer a few words, tell you it will be alright and see to you.

For what can the harvest hope for, if not the care of the Reaper Man?

Ninjas and pirates are nothing compared to him.

Spoiler

 

[Crossborder]

Death, 'Cause everyone will join him eventually

 

[Daggermonkie]

I pick death because nothing CAN defeat death

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Death. Because in wars, lots of people will die. And join death.

 

[Del-Toro]

Death, especially if his army is anything like the necrons (robot zombies).

 

[Me55enger]

Death.

He has a horse called Binky who forgets where the ground is.

Plus Anthromomorphisims Are technically not alive; the only way in killing one is to not believe in it. And what with they them pirates killin' those they Ninjas (and vice Versa), noones gonna stop believeing in death.

 

[Aqualung]

Pirate. I'm already a pirate.

BRB booting Limewire.

(I'm joking.)

[sub]Or am I?[/sub]

 

[ThePirateMan]

http://www.halolz.com/2008/09/12/pirate-ninja/

This shows that pirate are ninjas. Case closed.

That link is stupid because she's a little girl that was DISGUISED as a pirate, she wasn't an actual pirate. So screw you. And female pirates arn't actual pirates even tho there were female pirates.

Pirates aaaaaaall the way. How the hell are they suposed to kill us out on the sea ?

 

[w-Jinksy]

i choose which ever side cyborg pirate ninja jesus is on, seriously that man is fucking insane.

 

[Satin6T]

Pirates, Ninjas never get any booty

Was that double entendre intentional?

totally, I'm freaking clever

Guess that makes you a grammar ninja!

psh ninjas don't make dirty jokes!

 

[NinjaSkills]

Off Topic: The Search button

On Topic: Samurai

 

[Felated Show Pony]

definitely more of a pirate fan than a ninja. i like the ninja cause, but pirates steal shit and endorse lesbianism. along with raping each other.