Poll: There's a war, which side do you choose?

[cthulhu257]

Pirates. The more ninjas there are, the less effective each one is.

 

[Gotham Soul]

I say "fuck it" and go back to sleep.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I'd choose to fight on the side of Death.
The dude controls whether I live or die. As long as I'm on his side (and doing good work, of course), I'm effectively immortal.

Plus, the scythe and badass otherworldly robes are standard issue.
The deathtouch you have to work for, of course, but it's worth it in the end.
Yeah.

 

[rokkolpo]

Pirates, Ninjas never get any booty

Was that double entendre intentional?

totally, I'm freaking clever

well i must admit it is very clever.

 

[Satin6T]

Death is truly a nice guy

his horse's name is binky

 

[JRCB]

Ninjas. They can pretend to be pirates.

And I am rather sneaky.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I invoke the noble Pastafarians to save me from these blasted ninjas!

 

[GundamSentinel]

Uhm, how about zombie-ninja-pirate-robots-from-space? No? Okay, I'll go with ninjas. Shuriken hurricane...

 

[Naheal]

Pirates are sea ninjas. The difference is simply setting.

 

[traceur_]

Ninjas.

Since pirates are just random dudes without their ship.

 

[Ren3004]

Also, as someone brought up earlier Ninjas would have a hard time getting to us in the middle of the ocean.

Just wait. When you're in the middle of the ocean, you go down looking for some rum and before you know it ninjas will be all over you, ready to throw everyone overboard.

 

[ThePhobicMan]

What about Captain Price? He deserves a spot.

 

[Azraellod]

I just like to take the time to say my wife and I are being a pirate and ninja for halloween and we will be battling on the front lawn. (the neighbors already think I'm weird so we don't care) Yes it will be a 6'6" Ninja and a 5'5" Pirate. It will be epic.

I will be a ninja in that conflict as well as this one.

make sure to record that and post it here. i'd love to see that.

well, seeing as i'm against the general principles of both of them, i guess i'll be a pirate.

Spoiler: because of my previous avatar and for no other reason.

edit: oh wait, death was an option? i take it.

my cat weilds a scythe right now, so it works so well. plus, my name is a derivative of Azrael, Lord of Death, so it fits me perfectly.

 

[Kriptonite]

Death certainly. He is an honest guy, compassionate too. Mortis(His Death-Horse) is also a nice gu...horse.

 

[LockHeart]

Pirates, since when have you seen a Ninja with wenches? Well, put it this way, if they could get laid, they wouldn't be killing you in your sleep.

 

[anti-hero_will]

pirates sound most like me, so i pick me i quess

 

[Treblaine]

Pirates ya har. because they aren't so uptight.

 

[AvsJoe]

I may prefer pirates over ninjas, but in an all out war, ninjas would win easily. A lifetime of training and discipline easily beats the pirate's lifestyle of excess and fun.

 

[Ph33nix]

Someone been reading the Pastafarian kid thread then?

And Pirates, because when was the last time you saw a ninja with wenches? (although that might be the point; you don't see them... hmmm, further research is required. To the lab!)

finally i got the picture to work...