Poll: There's something in my house.

[Sassafrass]

No idea what it may be, but my advice is thus.
GO SHAUN OF THE DEAD ON IT'S ASS! [sup]When you find it, obviously.[/sup]
More specifically, this scene.

 

[Pielikey]

If you modems not working, how are you posting this?
Anyway it is only a demon possessed doll there to cut your throat and eat your eyes. Go say hi.

That's a good point, so my phone must be working somehow.. I don't know! It's been quiet for a while.. should I let my dog out? Or is it waiting for me to open the door?

Okay, I would recommend you let your dog out before it shits the carpet. If you really must, sprint upstairs and start turning the lights on. If "it" attacks, go for a field-goal kick.

 

[0over0]

If you did a traceroute on our replies, you'd find that they're being posted...from upstairs! Get out of the house! Get out of the house!


In all seriousness, though, in times like that, you should remember your good friend Bruce Campbell:

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."

Now go kick some ass!

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Maybe its Santa?

 

[AlexWinter]

Ok I'm gonna take a kitchen knife up there and flick the lights on and off. Christ, if I kill it and it turns out to be a cat I am going to feel soo bad.

 

[spivz0r]

I'm waiting for the post that the "monster" posts.

 

[DemonicVixen]

actually its funny you said that. My mum just swore she heard something break in the loft but i didn't.

 

[Pielikey]

Ok I'm gonna take a kitchen knife up there and flick the lights on and off. Christ, if I kill it and it turns out to be a cat I am going to feel soo bad.

Don't stab it! THAT WILL JUST MAKE IT ANGRY

 

[jigilojoe]

I am so looking forward to the climax/anticlimax of this.

 

[Arc_star]

One question, how long since you last slept? you stay awake long enough, your brains begins to shut down and one of the first things to go is the ability to determine what is and isn't real. You're most likely imagining it all as a result of a fatigued mind.

 

[Eggsnham]

I'm home alone tonight. About 3 hours ago I started hearing noises coming from upstairs, proper The Grudge noises. Upon going upstairs to see what was going down, there was a bang and being a total klutz I fell back down.

After freaking out in my living room I broke a horror movie rule. I shouted 'Hello'. The reply I got sounded like something small scappering up the stairs in my hall.

By this point I was trying to convince myself it was a cat that had somehow got into my house, through a window maybe. I force myself back upstairs... halfway, something smashes, a small shadowy kind of thing darts into one of the rooms and out of sight. I flew back downstairs, barricaded myself in the living room, turned on as many lights as possible.

The milk I left on the computer desk disappeared, I found it ten minutes later by the kitchen door.

I live in the middle of nowhere. My closest neighbours hate me and are in hospital anyway, the closest person I know is in Canada for a month.

Then my luck seems to be crossing into major 'this shit just doesn't happen' levels. My landline is dead, my mobile has no signal (something that isn't uncommon in the middle of nowhere but still unhelpful and creept) and the dial tone for my home phone sounds like a murloc.

Has anyone had anything like this happen to them, what the hell should I do and any general advice/explanations.

Btw I'm shitting myself so be serious?

Who you gonna call? No but really, you might want to try and not act obviously scared, through my experience the more on the "I'm about to shit myself scale!" you are, the more things like (I'm assuming this is either a poltergeist or Demon case) poltergeists and Demons want to be dicks towards you, it's their little way of saying "You're my *****!" If you're a religious person, I suggest you do some "Anti-evil" things around the house, if not, then try and sit tight, if you can't even sit tight in your house, then go somewhere where you feel safe etc. etc. But if you do that, be prepared for them to walk all over you like a doormat, in any case, have fun on your little ghost hunt. Oh yeah, just for some added effect, Boogity Boogity! Also, the human mind can go pretty nuts when you get an idea planted in your head, so only take ghost busting advice if you're absolutely positive that it is what you think it is.

 

[rabidmidget]

If evil dead has taught me anything, it's that you must go Bruce Campbell on that paranormal presence and tear it a new one...do you by any chance own a chainsaw?

No wait, I know, if it's a ghost, then chances are it's body is somewhere in its house. All you need to do is find its body, then skull fuck it, no evil spirit is going to mess with the guy that's skull fucking its corpse.

 

[ejb626]

Look of the set to see if there are any cameras and a boom guy seriously sounds EXACTLY to a T like a scene from a horror movie as for what it is..a poltergheist? Maybe if they exist I don't know you could've made this up. This is an interesting story I love this paranormal stuff be sure to keep us posted too.

EDIT: Film that shit too, the internet eats "Demon caught on film" etc. videos right up.

 

[AlexWinter]

One question, how long since you last slept? you stay awake long enough, your brains begins to shut down and one of the first things to go is the ability to determine what is and isn't real. You're most likely imagining it all as a result of a fatigued mind.

I've only been awake.. 8 hours? But my sleeping pattern has been fucked up of late.. Anyway I let my dog out and switched the lights on and off in the hall but nothing happenened. I thought it was my rabbit for a second, chewed through the phone cable and messing about upstairs but it's in the conservatory..

 

[AndyFromMonday]

It's probably an undead serial killer. It's either a cat or a very large mouse.

 

[Roamin11]

My best advice is take a sleeping pill and go to sleep, when you wake up tomorow you can formulate a better plan, besides supernatrual don't attack you when your heads under the covers proven fact

 

[Uber Evil]

One question, how long since you last slept? you stay awake long enough, your brains begins to shut down and one of the first things to go is the ability to determine what is and isn't real. You're most likely imagining it all as a result of a fatigued mind.

I've only been awake.. 8 hours? But my sleeping pattern has been fucked up of late.. Anyway I let my dog out and switched the lights on and off in the hall but nothing happenened. I thought it was my rabbit for a second, chewed through the phone cable and messing about upstairs but it's in the conservatory..

Then go into the... Conservatory, what ever the hell that is.

 

[AlexWinter]

Who you gonna call? No but really, you might want to try and not act obviously scared, through my experience the more on the "I'm about to shit myself scale!" you are, the more things like (I'm assuming this is either a poltergeist or Demon case) poltergeists and Demons want to be dicks towards you, it's their little way of saying "You're my *****!" If you're a religious person, I suggest you do some "Anti-evil" things around the house, if not, then try and sit tight, if you can't even sit tight in your house, then go somewhere where you feel safe etc. etc. But if you do that, be prepared for them to walk all over you like a doormat, is.

So I should stop freaking out because it can't actually hurt me, and pretend like I'm not hearing anything? And if it gets pissed off just keep ignoring it till it gives up and goes home?

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

The milk I left on the computer desk disappeared, I found it ten minutes later by the kitchen door.

OMG, I've heard about this guy...

Spoiler

Seriously though, arm yourself to the teeth. I was gunna go bed, but I'm sticking around to see the out come of this.