Poll: There's something in my house.
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What? Okay dude. What kind of movie are you trying to play out in your head? If you are genuinely scared and upset, call the police. They wont laugh at you. Real police take things like that very seriously, and if they were to go up there and have a look around and found nothing - they would not laugh at you. and they would not accuse you of being on drugs, and your father wont get in trouble for leaving a 16 year old boy at home. They would simply check to see if you are okay, check the windows and things like that for a sign of forced entry and then move along with the attitude "better to be safe than sorry".AlexWinter said:
Do something about it. Go upstairs with a bat or a knife and look around, I guarantee you nothing will be there. Be a man and confront it. If you don't want to do that, call the police. Don't just sit there being scared. The real problem here isn't the "thing" upstairs, it is your missing dog. Go out and find it.
The last time this happened to me? I decided to stop smoking weed and realise that I was going crazy afterall.
In seriousness, why did you let your bloody dog out? That breaks like 134259068 Horror Movie Rules, especially after you decided to investigate unarmed, twice. You could always strap pillows to your body and throw yourself at the mosnter and hug it to death, maybe it just wants a friend.
In seriousness, why did you let your bloody dog out? That breaks like 134259068 Horror Movie Rules, especially after you decided to investigate unarmed, twice. You could always strap pillows to your body and throw yourself at the mosnter and hug it to death, maybe it just wants a friend.
Because she doesn't ever go running off! And even if she did randomly go exploring with Dora she'd respond to me calling her. I left the door open for her to come back in and there are no fucking bears in Suffolk.AndyFromMonday said:
I jokingly made a less-than-serious post earlier about kicking down doors whooping ghost ass, but if now you can't find your dog, I think you should seriously investigate. Take a big kitchen knife or baseball bat, a powerful flashlight with extra batteries (Because everyone knows in a horror movie, your flashlight will die as soon as it gets really dark), and do a more in-depth search of your house.AlexWinter said:
Search every nook and cranny, because it is more than likely it's just a raccoon or some other big rodent. Maybe it scared your dog away, or maybe your dog chased it away. If you aren't willing to call the police then you will have to take matters into your own hands.
Also, if you do end up calling the police, don't make it sound like a ghost story. Just tell them you heard something that sounded like it might have been footsteps. They probably won't take it seriously if you tell them something is banging around, stealing your milk and trying to scare you.
Or, if possible, call a friend or two over to spend the night playing video games, or to help find your dog. They'll at least help you calm down.
HIT IT.
HIT IT WITH A STICK.
Also, you said you went up there, didn't you? WHAT DID YOU FIND?
Also, even if you have nowhere to go, if there's a monster, GTFO.
HIT IT WITH A STICK.
Also, you said you went up there, didn't you? WHAT DID YOU FIND?
Also, even if you have nowhere to go, if there's a monster, GTFO.
Here's what you do... Take a blunt weapon, hide behind a door and yell "You want me? Come get me!" with all your might. Once something shows up, whack it over the head.
That or turn on the TV, do something on the PC, barricade the room and if the power goes out, grab the closest item and start swingin' like crazy.
That or turn on the TV, do something on the PC, barricade the room and if the power goes out, grab the closest item and start swingin' like crazy.
Suffolk Virginia? By the swamp? Yeah there won't be any bears there. But it might be either the Jersey Devil, or Sasquatch. So yeah, like a million people have already told you, light is the enemy of fear. Turn on the lights in your house. Enough to illuminate the whole house. And it should chill you out.AlexWinter said:
Sound advice.Kortney said:
However, don't bring a knife with you. You'll want something with a bit of reach. Also, you sound pretty skiddish and it would be bad to hurt yourself if you're startled.
I doubt there's anyway for someone (or something
) to get into your house without you noticing it in the first place. Be calm. Everything seems to make more noise when your alone anyways. If you decide on not calling the cops and are too worried about finding out what it is for yourself, turn the TV on with the volume way up to drown out the noises. Turn on all the lights. You'll soon be more at ease.
Try and find your dog too. Sounds like you need the company.
Me and my cousion would watch horror movies when are grandparents would leave freak out and hole up in the living room with a knife with all the lights on, I suggest this also it really sounds like your in a horror movie, Big house,lots of strang noise, dark and scary greenhouse, dog freaked out and runs away and plus you can't call anyone... GET OUT NOW
you must have a gun or something in the house to help you and at least try and call the police i mean seriously......if they laugh at you at least you tried.
my dad has two one barrel shotguns in the house and a ton of knifes like pocketknifes and has one bowie knife and if youve never seen a bowie knife they are huge!
my dad has two one barrel shotguns in the house and a ton of knifes like pocketknifes and has one bowie knife and if youve never seen a bowie knife they are huge!
Dont get scared get pissed!! Go up there with a Damn Bat and start cussin out who or whatever is up there if its a person you have a damn bat knock em upside the head and kick em out a window if its an animal it will probably run after the initial yelling but if it wants to stick around to fight beat it down!....well I try to replace terror with anger... and usually it pays off. Oh yea and try to keep your back to a wall as much as possible if some one or something is there you wont let it get you from behind.....Oh and create this weapon!! A bat with a Knife taped to it you get a little extra reach and its sharp at the end.
Suffolk in England..grimsprice said:
I did go upstairs just to flick the lights, I didn't check any of the rooms and nothing happened.
It's 2am so I can't really call any of my friends, the friend I am talking to about this is 6 miles away and can't drive.
Telling the police I think I heard someone upstairs and I can't find my dog does sound like the right thing to do at this point.
And I'd really rather not ask the thing to attack me.
You forgot about the Super Devil and, the most frightening enemy of all, Paris Hilton. The horror..grimsprice said:
Its a chipmunk, clearly. Damn evil little furry.. *mutters*
Anyways, phone the cops if your so worried. If its a "demon", at least you'll have armed meatshields while you run like hell! (See what I did there?)
Tell us how it turns out, yes?
Anyways, phone the cops if your so worried. If its a "demon", at least you'll have armed meatshields while you run like hell! (See what I did there?)
Tell us how it turns out, yes?