first off way to troll. If your serious Id recommend you write our your will then stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.
Poll: There's something in my house.
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I love how people can say, "go kill it! lolz! go stab it! go explore!" when that's the last thing most people would actually want to do in this situation. I say do nothing and just wait it out. I'd find a room with little to no valuables, some food, and no windows. Keep in mind most burgulars don't want to kill anyone, they just want stuff. So, as crazy as this sounds, make sure he knows where you are, so he can think he's sneaky and avoid where you are.
This thread is totally worth making a post.
No such thing as demons, ghosts, or raccoons with machetes. I mean, the worst it could be... well all right, the worst it could be is Dennis Nielsen, but it probably isn't.
Call the police, don't mention the supernatural, barricade yourself in the living room until they arrive. Sorted.
No such thing as demons, ghosts, or raccoons with machetes. I mean, the worst it could be... well all right, the worst it could be is Dennis Nielsen, but it probably isn't.
Call the police, don't mention the supernatural, barricade yourself in the living room until they arrive. Sorted.
ok, your faking,
HOWEVER, if you arnt get out of the house
make a fire at the front of the house and take a crowbar with you.
HOWEVER, if you arnt get out of the house
make a fire at the front of the house and take a crowbar with you.
It would appear El Chupacobra hasbroken into your home. DOn't go to sleep or you'll wake up missing organs and have pin size holes all over your body.
Or better yet, a fire poker.Kortney said:True. This guy sounds pretty flimsy. I made the mistake he was a hardened knife user such as myselfThatNewGuy said:
He should take a baseball bat and swing the shit out of it, Inglorious Basterd style.
Could always grab a kitchen knife and run upstairs screaming something crazy like "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!" or "SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Either way whatever it is is gonna be scared shitless... or laughing so hard they'll be shitless anyway
Note: So while something is upstairs festering away whatever it is (or isn't as it likley is) is becoming moar powerful kill it NOOOOW before it gets bigger and explodes the door down.
Note 2: Bookmarked, this should have an interesting conclusion in the morning
A little on the sleep deprived drunk side excuse the crazy
Either way whatever it is is gonna be scared shitless... or laughing so hard they'll be shitless anyway
Note: So while something is upstairs festering away whatever it is (or isn't as it likley is) is becoming moar powerful kill it NOOOOW before it gets bigger and explodes the door down.
Note 2: Bookmarked, this should have an interesting conclusion in the morning
A little on the sleep deprived drunk side excuse the crazy
I just found my dog in the conservatory. That's relaxed me abit, I recorded a noise that came from upstairs on my phone, I'm gonna leave the lights on, lock myself in the living room leave the tv on and try to fall asleep on the sofa with my dog. Hopefully my Father won't destroy me when he gets back in the morning and ask why there's things smashed and missing upstairs. Thanks for the advice, if anything wakes me up or keeps me from sleeping, no doubt I'll post it back on here.
Fairly sure he lives in the UK and there are no racoons in the UK.Frankydee said:
We got the occasional Black Panther, that's about it. If he is in Suffolk UK then it could be a Black Panther, but probaly not. They're pussys anyway, unless his dog is like a Chiwawa it should be able to take it.
Black Panthers...? Ok it was too small to be one. But you're fucking joking right? xD-Orgasmatron- said: