HOLY FUCKING FUCK!!!!!
Thats the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen!!
It looks just like the fucking Arachnids!
Thats the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen!!
It looks just like the fucking Arachnids!
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Really? the only thing holding me back is Michael Atkinson.RedPandaMan said:
I like Entomology, okay! Insects and spiders don't bother me, especially with the boots I wear.
Australia is a triumph of humanity. All of that deadly stuff and humans are the dominant species! Booyah!
Or at least until those spiders evolve again, develope armor plates that can withstand anti-tank rockets, leap 50 meters, and the idea to spray caustic venom 200 meters. Still we have at least a couple weeks of dominance before that mutation appears somewhere down there and starts to breed into a species of tool users.
Or at least until those spiders evolve again, develope armor plates that can withstand anti-tank rockets, leap 50 meters, and the idea to spray caustic venom 200 meters. Still we have at least a couple weeks of dominance before that mutation appears somewhere down there and starts to breed into a species of tool users.
its not bad here - and stuff like that is very rare.
also you dont have to worry about every weirdo carrying a gun - cos its not america
also you dont have to worry about every weirdo carrying a gun
- cos its not america 
After reading the original article and the other pages of this thread, I decided to scour the internet and make something special just to post here. I find it more than appropriate.
NOTE: I am not responsible for the original artwork in the picture, and I take ZERO credit for the excellent CG work. I just put it in the motivational poster.
NOTE: I am not responsible for the original artwork in the picture, and I take ZERO credit for the excellent CG work. I just put it in the motivational poster.
I actually want to visit Australia but I'm bringing a blow torch and a .38 for spiders. Poisonous snakes I can handle and I am around them alot like the diamond back, cotton mouths. I hate brown recluses and black widows though. (That's what the blowtorch is for)and the .38 is for that massive spider that probably carries babys away at night.ninja steve said:
I think Bear Grills (don't know how to spell his last name) should try and eat one of those buggers on his show.
yea but you DO have to worry about your small children being carried away by pedophiles OR even worse pedophile SPIDERSHappy Toki Toki said:its not bad here - and stuff like that is very rare.
also you dont have to worry about every weirdo carrying a gun
In Wisconsin we have spiders that bark, I have literally used fireworks to kill them off. Im talking just a pinch under military grade. Why? Why so over kill? You may ask. Because they can also JUMP over 8 FEET (thats around 2.5 meters)It can be hiding one moment, on your neck the next second, and skull f*&#^%@ the wound it gave you all in under .25 seconds (1/4th a second)Arcticflame said:
It was in my canoe OK, Im not going in after it with my hands, you must be outa your f-in mind if you think I would kill it with my bare hands. (not you personally that's for anyone else who would be like "STOP BEING A WUSS")
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_a3CLgAuAq8k/RfXoFSc7CvI/AAAAAAAAA2s/GxHIvCCbsyo/s400/large-camel-spider.jpg
my buddy has a few of these photos (this one isn't his) but he had 3 camel spiders in his "ranger grave" when he went to sleep one night, now at night he sleeps with his Ka-Bar jabbed in the dirt next to his hand.
my buddy has a few of these photos (this one isn't his) but he had 3 camel spiders in his "ranger grave" when he went to sleep one night, now at night he sleeps with his Ka-Bar jabbed in the dirt next to his hand.
Australia is awesome! I love our freaky wildlife and I wouldn't have it any other way! This country rules!
Huntsman Spiders have haunted my very being from the age of 11 when the first one was sitting on my shoulder while in school. I didn't believe the kids who were telling me, until I looked over my shoulder and was like WTF and you do that spazzy little dance to get it off you.Baggie said:
The next one was in my shoe, I didn't realise until I put it on and went WTF, something feels weird at my toes. Took it off, it went PEEK A BOO! and ran off. Meanwhile I've jumped on the couch and stayed there for a good 5 mins.
I've had one stalk me once...yes that's right, stalk me. I was sitting on the computer minding my own business when I caught movement in the corner of my eye. I found a huge Huntsman sitting in the middle of the floor. I looked at it and I'm sure it was looking at me, I turned back to the computer and thought that it would just sit there happily. Looked again 5 mins later it was gone and by this time I am in seriously WTF mode wondering where it's gone. Another 5 mins later I find it on the couch behind me, that's when I left the room and decided to come back when I thought it was gone. Came back downstairs, IT'S ON THE DAMN COMPUTER CHAIR!!!! I just thought 'fuck this shit' and walked back upstairs.
The next one was on the outside of my drivers side window...I was driving while suffer heart palpatations (sarcasm)
The next one I didn't even realise was on the toilet (near the flush buttons) until I had finished using it. It stayed there the remainder of the that evening, not even moving when we kept using it...that was freaky.
THEEEN! And this one is much more recent, my fiance comes downstairs and goes, 'what was that that just crawled behind you?", I'm like, "WHERE?!?!" I turned and in the dim of the light that's when I saw it..."I'm not fucking moving until you get rid of it!" So my fiance scared it away and then we realised it was actually chasing a massive cockroach.
The next one was just a little insignificant, but it was still in the same room as me.
I live my life waiting for the next one to rear it's ugly head.
naaahhhhh...thats a small one mate...
(jokes)
well we do have the most poisonous snakes, spiders and the box jellyfish
then theres the psychos hiding out in the red centre and know gangs in the cities
to quote the Scared Weird Little Guys: "Come to Australia, You might accidently get killed."
(jokes)
well we do have the most poisonous snakes, spiders and the box jellyfish
then theres the psychos hiding out in the red centre and know gangs in the cities
to quote the Scared Weird Little Guys: "Come to Australia, You might accidently get killed."