Poll: Toast :D

[WittyName]

Chocolate spread.

Curse my sweet tooth.

 

[FalloutJack]

Toaster: Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?
Lister: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.
Toaster: How 'bout a muffin?
Lister: Or muffins. Or muffins. We don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.
Toaster: Aah, so you're a waffle man.

I believe that sums up my answer.

Loved the first line of the summery of your hatred towards the demented Talkie the toaster.
How long did it take you to write it?

It was copy and paste, man. People keep track of Red Dwarf moments, no problem.

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

Toaster: Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?
Lister: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.
Toaster: How 'bout a muffin?
Lister: Or muffins. Or muffins. We don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.
Toaster: Aah, so you're a waffle man.

I believe that sums up my answer.

Loved the first line of the summery of your hatred towards the demented Talkie the toaster.
How long did it take you to write it?

It was copy and paste, man. People keep track of Red Dwarf moments, no problem.

I should really watch that show, only saw 3 episodes.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

Toasted sandwich, cheese and beans xD,

best.toastie.ever

/thread

 

[Sigel]

On plain toast, butter and orange blossom honey. For sandwiches, any delicious meat and cheeses will do but I LOVE roast beef and provolone cheese the best. Mmmmm.....gooey meat and cheese...
"start dancing the oh-so-happy gooey meat and cheese dance"

 

[BuckminsterF]

I like toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwiches...

 

[Disaster Button]

I alternate between Jam and Butter but they must NEVER meet.

BUTTERED TOAST!!!!!

I love you.

Im getting a lot of wierd creepy man love for this!

bring on the toast love ^_^

You deserve all love. You made an awesome, a rare find. And who woulda though it'd be a toast poll

 

[SnowCold]

Salty butter, for greater success!

 

[IamQ]

butter, salami and cheese.

 

[TimeLord]

Toaster: Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?
Lister: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.
Toaster: How 'bout a muffin?
Lister: Or muffins. Or muffins. We don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.
Toaster: Aah, so you're a waffle man.

I believe that sums up my answer.

You sir, win. For mentioning Red Dwarf

 

[Cheesebob]

POWDERED TOASTMAAAAAAAAN

 

[Agent Larkin]

Chocolate spread and Peanut butter.