Poll: Toast :D

[zoozilla]

I usually have jam on my toast.

Sometimes I'll have this great sesame seed spread stuff. It doesn't look extremely appetizing (just looks like you burned your toast to bits) but tastes good.

Also:, this.

Spoiler: Sandwiches

Daisy: In the end, our relationship was just like a sandwich toaster. You know, you just forget you've got one. And it just sits there on the top of the cupboard collecting a layer of greasy fudge. And even if you do see it you just assume it's broken, you think if it's working I'd be using it all the time, but you don't and it just sits there. Then one day, you get an overwhelming desire for toasted sandwiches, you know? And you get it down and it works, and you can't believe it, you know? And then you make every kind of toasted sandwich there is, you have toasted sandwich parties. You make Marmite and cheese, chocolate and...
Tim: Pilchards.
Daisy: Banana and...
Bilbo Bagshot: Acorns.
Daisy: Acorns. And then as quickly as the desire comes, it just goes. And then you put the toaster sandwich maker away. And, you know what?
Tim: What?
Daisy: You don't miss it.
Bilbo Bagshot: So what you're saying is 'Don't hide the toasted sandwich maker away, use him regularly and you'll get the most out of him'.
Tim: No, she's saying 'Chuck your boyfriend, have a sandwich'.

 

[Donbett1974]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrF_K1w2haE Toast song

 

[HK_01]

I put a kind of creamy cheese(don't know what it's called) on it and strawberry jam on top of that. Delicious!

 

[barryween]

Butter or for a sandwich, in this order, bottom to top:
toasted bread
2 slices of turkey
melted cheese
2 slices ham or turkey
melted cheese
pickles
mustard
mayonnaise
salt
pepper
toasted bread
yum.

 

[USSR]

I put butter on my toast.
This allows me to shout "BUUUUUUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRR TOOOOOAAASST!" at the top of my lungs before eating my toast.

BUTTERED TOAST!!!!!

Yeah toast is awesome!! so simple but so tasty.

OMFG I love you!

I had completely forgotten about that show!!

 

[DeathsAmbassador]

Cream Cheese, it's probably the best thing ever.

 

[NotAPie]

mmm...
Chocolate toast!

 

[lwm3398]

i like to put some either butter, jam, or Nuttella (unknown toast spreads FTW)

on grilled cheeses i do turkey, ham, both, or roast beef. all from a wegmans deli

 

[nolongerhere]

Melted cheese and shit loads of Worcester Sauce. 'Tis truly the food of the Gods.

 

[Jirlond]

I alternate between Jam and Butter but they must NEVER meet.

BUTTERED TOAST!!!!!

I love you.

Im getting a lot of wierd creepy man love for this!

bring on the toast love ^_^

 

[Dr Ampersand]

Please ignore the freaky deaky post above me and just report and move on. Any way on topic, I'm a plain toast lover though very occasionally I'll have butter and a bit more often I'll have honey. I recall as a child I used to cover the bread in honey (occasionally both sides) and THEN put it in the toaster. I don't put much chocolate spread on when I do, because I get sick of it quickly if I have too much.

 

[Krakyn]

In my last year of high school, I wrote a full Shakespearean sonnet about toast and got an A+.

Anyway, butter.

Care to share it with us good sir?

Sadly, it's been three years, and I have no idea how it went. All I remember is the first line: "Ah, toast - you are the savior of breakfast."

I may have emailed it to my girlfriend then, and she is notorious for not deleting that kind of stuff. I'll ask her if she still has it and get back to you.

 

[Doomdiver]

Butter and jam. Very tasty! However toasted sandwiches are also good.

 

[FallenRainbows]

In my last year of high school, I wrote a full Shakespearean sonnet about toast and got an A+.

Anyway, butter.

Care to share it with us good sir?

Sadly, it's been three years, and I have no idea how it went. All I remember is the first line: "Ah, toast - you are the savior of breakfast."

I may have emailed it to my girlfriend then, and she is notorious for not deleting that kind of stuff. I'll ask her if she still has it and get back to you.

Ooohh yaaay

 

[ArchBlade]

Butter. A lot of butter.

It's AWESOME.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I enjoy a nice Welsh rarebit on occasion.

But usually, nothing beats butter and cinnamon-sugar.

 

[PerfectCherryBlossom]

I like strawberry jam on my toast.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

On my toasted sandwich there is cheese, onions, butter and pepper sauce. Its quite good, really.

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

Toaster: Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?
Lister: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.
Toaster: How 'bout a muffin?
Lister: Or muffins. Or muffins. We don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.
Toaster: Aah, so you're a waffle man.

I believe that sums up my answer.

Loved the first line of the summery of your hatred towards the demented Talkie the toaster.
How long did it take you to write it?