Poll: Trends that make you want to eat babies

[chiggerwood]

Nothing causes me more auto-cannibalistic rage than a bunch of other opinions that I obviously know nothing about

Also, this thread is full of inflated ego's and auto-fellatio.

All of you need to shut up, stop being condescending, accept that other HUMANS have different opinions than you, and that not everyone likes everything you do.

That process is known as "growing up".

What I hate? Trendy misanthropic whiners who are walking contradictions.

And those douche-bags that think liking a band longer than other people who like said band makes them better than said people.

I mean like, what the fuck?

And black people...
...
Not.

I do not have an inflated ego. What I have is a personal feeling about governments owning banks, businesses, and wielding more power than the people, people who think that with no laws the world would be better and more orderly, and people who hear or see something they don't like so they try to get it banned, without realizing if they censor one person they censor everyone! Which is ironically the exact same feeling I get with self righteous, condescending, judgmental, people who think they're above everyone else. Oh and while we're on the subject I got a curious question. Does it ever get lonely up there on your pedestal?

Nah, all the other intelligent people keep me company.

And your description proves my point. You know little to nothing about those things aside from what you've heard on television.

To prove my point, there is no government in pure communism and anarchy means absence of judges, not rules.

Go study, then try again.

Happy to disappoint you, but I have never got any of my info on communism from t.v.. I got my info from history books, social studys (a subject they desperately need to bring back) and sociology. I looked at places like Soviet Russia, and North Korea Which were/are communist states and found that in a communist state the government controls, and owns everything. I don't know what kind of Lenin loving utopia you're thinking of but the ones I've seen are two steps from hell.

Now on the issue of Anarchy; answer me this: How can there be law with out any judges?

There can't. Doesn't mean there can't be rules.

And North Korea and Soviet Russia are not pure communist places. North Korea is a dictatorship, and Soviet Russia isn't a communist country because they have currency and a government.

O.K. I'll give you North Korea they're less communism and more totalitarianism, and Soviet Russia was communist, (according to a few hundred-thousand historians, and sociologist with big fat P.H.D.'s on their wall) and I know that they didn't have currency they had redistribution of wealth. The current Russia is a republic from what I can gather.
Redistribution of wealth looks pretty good on paper "nobody's poor, nobody's rich, everyone's an equal" but that means where ever you are that's where you're gonna be(not geographically). if you don't like it too bad. There's no chance to better yourself, and you're at the mercy of who ever is doing the distributing.
this is why I hate communism.

O.K. now to the subject of anarchy. No judges, no laws, but rules. Now what are the rules. Who makes them, and finally Who enforces them. Answers: society of course, everyone comes together and uses common sense to make the best judgment of what should be done. Fine in theory, but theory's an iffy thing sort of like the theory "the world is flat" which Aristotle proved wrong. If anarchy took hold what would happen is everything would spiral out of control really frickin' quick, because people need set laws that are enforced or else there'd be chaos. Read "Lord of the Flies" for the perfect example of what happens with no laws just rules.
This is why I hate anarchy

Excuse me for not saying this earlier,but insomnia has me mentally drained, and you sorta pissed me off with your shitty remark which gave me a mental block and made me a little too hasty to respond.

So when you feel like hopping onto you're pedestal and start thinking you're the Wiseman of the mountain remember people have differing opinions, likes, dislikes, undying loves, and eternal hatreds of different things, people, and policies. It is extremely unfair to insult someone for their opinions.

p.s.it would be nice if you could stop being such a self righteous egomaniac.

 

[Legion]

Internet misanthropy.

Saying that you hate all humans because you have a massively inflated ego and are still mad at the kids at school who called you a ****** doesn't make you cool or interesting.

Ohh god this.

That or internet Anarchists. Or Atheists thinking that they're special because, they don't believe in a god, and have to find a way to crowbar it into every fucking post they make. (usually by adding how or why they think religion is stupid)

We get it.

Indeed.

I would also like to add the trend of hating something because it's cool to hate it.

The following could apply:

- Halo.
- Religion.
- Emo's.
- Skinny Jeans.
- Music you don't like.
- Anything Yahtzee hates.
- Communism, Socialism and Anarchy - Read up on them before criticising.
- Sexuality in the media. It's amazing how often you get people bitching on here about how they use sex to sell products and how 'demeaning' it is then go on about how much they love one-night stands, friends with benefits and the idea of threesomes (Most people in topics won't shut up about how great they are).

Explain toi me the difference between emo and goth. What seperates the group?

Emo kids constantly whine and ***** about how bad their life is yet they usually come from good families while goth kids are obsessed with darkness and consider themselves evil and are pretty much devoid of all emotion.

Emo music is usually poppy sounding and whiny while goth music is more metal oriented. I'm not really a fan of either but you asked.

The darkness part, I suppose is fairly accurate, although obsessed is a little over the top. The evil part? Not at all, at least, not any above the age of 16. The emotionless part isn't seen in most Goth's beyond the age of 16 either.

Goth music is more Rock orientated than metal. The genre is actually called 'Gothic Rock'.

The clothing is extremely different beyond the colour (black). Emo tends to be more casual, Gith tends to be more... stylised. Not saying better or worse but there tends to be a certain 'image' created by Goth clothing.

All this hip-hop and techno stuff is really depressing.

Also I hate goths, emos, "scene kids". Just seeing one of these pricks makes me want to punch a child.

But worst of all is my generations obsession with mobile phones. I. Fucking. Hate. Mobile. Phones. Especially these evil little bastards yapping away in queues, listen *****, no one wants to listen to you have phone sex with your boyfriend or yell "omg amanda is such a *****". SHUT THE FUCK UP. I will murder you.

First point I agree with, if you mean the mainstream crap you hear everywhere.

The second point I'd ask if you have a valid reason or if you dislike it because it's 'cool' to hate it. After all, it has no effect on you how other people dress so it's quite petty.

The third I could not agree more. Especially when they are doing it when someone else is trying to talk to them.

 

[jackknife402]

I already eat babies, so there is no trend that makes me do so. I just do it cuz it's fun, and full of protein!

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

...I don't need a trend.
Babies are delicious.

Although some music is quite annoying.
And the whole Napoleon Dynamite craze aggravated me, too.

It's not even a very funny film. I was exhausted and partially drunk whilst watching it and I barely even smirked.

As for mine it would have to be when people are constantly going on about what celebrities have done right down to what they had for fucking breakfast and gawk over it in those god awful womens magazines.

 

[Osloq]

I hate those trendy baby eater people, all like "I'm totally going home to nibble on a toddler or something". They really steam me up.

In all seriousness I hate how a lot of modern music now is comprised of sampling a better song from a couple of decades ago, put it as their chorus, put in a lame beat from "my first keyboard", fill time between the chorus with nonsensical gibberish about getting paid or cracking onto like 10 girls at once and then sell a million copies of the song to airheads who just want to "have fun" and don't realise how much they're screwing up the industry by supporting these people. *breathes slowly out in an effort to remain calm*

 

[wyrdsister]

I could go on for hours here, but I'll just stick to one.

Don't know if this has already been mentioned, but I HATE the so-called 'trend' of wearing your jeans so low and baggy, everyone can see your underwear. I mean about three-quarters of the way down, so that I can see both the grotty boxers and the arse beneath them. It's a bit discomforting. And as for walking upstairs behind them... I'm rather short, let's put it that way.

If I want to see a guys arse, I'll do it the usual way. Wear. A. Belt.

 

[Just_Karol]

Start Baby eating?
The real question is : What trend makes me want to 'stop' baby eating"

Anyone who wears their trouser low enough so we can see 50% of their boxers!
That's enough to make me want to put down my baby-eating spoon in disgust.

 

[Dudemeister]

The baby eating trend makes me want to eat babies.

 

[Toasty]

Can we please just stop hating on rap, please? It's not as shallow a genre as people think it is. I will admit that all of the mainstream stuff is about "dat money an dem bitches", but that is actually only a small percentage of rap music that is out there. Most of it actually has a positive message. I don't listen to the shallow rap, only the rap with a message. I have heard plenty of rap songs about respecting women, taking responsibility for your mistakes, and the cold hard realities of gang life. The reason you don't hear about these songs is because they are not what sells, the "guns an hoes" songs are what sells, which says more about our society as a whole than about rap culture. Will Smith has very positive rap, and try listening to Tupac's (yes Tupac) song "Changes". The Game is a very real rapper. Anyone who has ever been the ghetto knows that it is not a pretty place and they do not want to go back to that life once they get out of it (which is very hard to do). Also, don't make judgements based on a very limmited experience of a genre. I listen to some Metal and Punk Rock, but I don't try to claim that I am an expert on either genre (I do have an apreciation for both though). I don't listen to just rap though, I also listen to rock, alternative, reggea, latin, classical music, classic rock, country, techno, electronic, and Jack Johnson (I don't know how to classify him).

I can agree that some of Tupac's songs are good.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I already eat babi- SHIT, no I don't.

 

[Toasty]

I could go on for hours here, but I'll just stick to one.

Don't know if this has already been mentioned, but I HATE the so-called 'trend' of wearing your jeans so low and baggy, everyone can see your underwear. I mean about three-quarters of the way down, so that I can see both the grotty boxers and the arse beneath them. It's a bit discomforting. And as for walking upstairs behind them... I'm rather short, let's put it that way.

If I want to see a guys arse, I'll do it the usual way. Wear. A. Belt.

Agreed. Tho some do wear belts, but tightened bellow their arses so that the jeans aren't around their ankles. so doubly stupid.

 

[rangerchandller]

Any white person who has ever called themselves "gangster". Seriously.

Edit:Excluding the actual gangsters who had class. Not these rap fags.

God I have a friend whiter then snow who says he is 'gangsta' (we pick on him the most)

 

[Minjoltr]

The trend of using the word 'random' to describe everything rather than taking a moment to think of another, more accurate, word. You did not 'randomly' start dancing after turning your music on, you did not 'randomly' eat pizza when you were hungry. Random does not mean what you think it means.

Words like sudden, spontaneous, unexpected and arbitrary are no longer good enough; 50% of the average 14 year old's vocabulary now comprises the words 'cute', 'boring' and 'random'. Nothing worth talking about exists which cannot be described using one of these until you're 35.

 

[DalekJaas]

I eat babies regardless. They're really quite tasty with a nice hollandaise sauce.

The only trend I don't like at the minute is that all of the guys I know bar 2 wear flannel shirts. So that's what's sexy these days, fucking lumberjacks.

LOL that was funny, but flannel shirts are awesome.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Just about anything... the music, the dumbass clothes, the white people trying to act black, and many more. Any trend is annoying. Another trend I'm learning to hate is fake metalheads. I'm talking about the people who try so hard to be "different" and ironically become all the same. Skinny jeans and Bullet for My Valentine clothing lines my school, each person wearing these trying to be different.

I follow no trend. People will look back and realize that their ugly piercings and sagging pants and enormous sunglasses and stupid tattoos were all bad ideas, much similar to what's happened with every single trend ever.

 

[Red Albatross]

What trends make you want to punch someone
For me, it's Aero, Hollister, or AE t-shirts, skateboard shoes, and beyonce
And maybe how EVERYONE acts like characters in stupid tv shows
Maybe this is because i'm an Anti-Trendie; i listen to punk and metal music, i get most of my clothing from the internet, and Wildboyz is my favorite TV show

GTFO off the internet and go kill yourself.

Seriously, if you don't see the glaring contradiction there you need to go.

Lol, I thought I was the only one who cought the hypocracy there.

As for me, I'm not really a fan of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon shirts. Now before I'm flamed, its not because of Pink Floyd. Theyre one of my 5 favorite bands, DSotM is, in my opinion, the greatest album ever made. My problem is dumbasses wearing it, and then blaring rap in their car. I even asked one girl if she knew who PF was and she said "A Clothing Company" SERIOUSLY WTF!

A clothing company? Seriously?

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph...not even 9 a.m. and I've already had my daily dose of putrid bile.

OT: almost any kind of music in the past couple of years has gently fondled the testes of rabid lemurs with its meth-encrusted tongue. It's horrible.

 

[Pegghead]

People who use IM language in real lifeeg LOL, OMG, GTFO. Also emos, bunch of no-good whiners, I swear, compared to most people they've got nothing to complain about. Also hippies...the bad kind...that are annoying...and smell like feet.