Poll: Trends that make you want to eat babies

[Guitar Gamer]

...I don't need a trend.
Babies are delicious.

Although some music is quite annoying.
And the whole Napoleon Dynamite craze aggravated me, too.

indeed babies are a treat without trends,

but most clothing today is just pants *ba dum......tish* , If possible I'd buy every shirt from th escapist strore
and don't get be started about about music
edit:HAW!! am I the only one that notices that the escapist hates rap like a old folks home? ......................................................... ... dam rap music *waves cane*

GO RAP!!!!

*cackles* let the flame war begin hahaha.

oh no you don't!! I brought my trusty flame sheild

your flame attempt is fail

Your gonna need a bigger shield.

Say that amour of yours looks pretty flammable!!!

"I've had worse"
-the black knight

"Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left."
-King Arthur

yes I have!
-the black knight

Name three

well I have my 3rd arm coming out of my back and my uh......oh...................dam

 

[Guitar Gamer]

...I don't need a trend.
Babies are delicious.

Although some music is quite annoying.
And the whole Napoleon Dynamite craze aggravated me, too.

indeed babies are a treat without trends,

but most clothing today is just pants *ba dum......tish* , If possible I'd buy every shirt from th escapist strore
and don't get be started about about music
edit:HAW!! am I the only one that notices that the escapist hates rap like a old folks home? ......................................................... ... dam rap music *waves cane*

GO RAP!!!!

*cackles* let the flame war begin hahaha.

oh no you don't!! I brought my trusty flame sheild

your flame attempt is fail

Your gonna need a bigger shield.

Say that amour of yours looks pretty flammable!!!

"I've had worse"
-the black knight

"Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left."
-King Arthur

yes I have!
-the black knight

Name three

well I have my 3rd arm coming out of my back and my uh......oh...................dam

Thats not a wound. Thats an incrediably useful mutation.

mutation? haw haw haw you earthers and your bi-ped quatre limb bodies

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Who said anything about being a earther?Just because I dont have three arms doesnt mean I dont have other, extra appendages.

well most of the blokes who don't frequent planet Disney land that I've met have that arm, maybe it's just my not so parrell dimension

 

[That One Six]

All of the above. I hate trends in general, and I really hate when people stare at me strangely for not following their favorite trend. I'm proud to say that the only clothing store I've ever been in is Kohls.

On the upside, I can piss off trend-followers really easily. On the downside, I tend to start little trends without meaning to.

 

[That One Six]

Quite a few:

-the complete SHIT that is music today. Pop, hip-hop, rap and Disney (they get their own category) are just machine manufactured garbage these days.
-clothing from Abercrombie and Fitch or whatever the hell the popular one is now. Btw, if you don't have this clothing, you are considered an outcast from society.
-If you don't currently have a partner or are at least having casual sex, you must be a nerd that is shut off from rest of the world. Heaven forbid relationships should MEAN something.
-Gigantic earrings that some girls wear. They're friggin' hula hoops!
-Halo = gay.
-The tidal wave of reality shows that have engulfed my TV. They get worse by the day.
-Japanophiles. You can have your anime, manga, etc. just...but there's a limit.
-The average FPS. Developers just Xerox the next guy, give it a new box and move on.
-The attention-seekers: emos, goths, preps, ballers, etc.
-Sports are the one true purpose to life.
-Those girls that can not stop texting, and get told over and over to stop. Makes me want to...rip their phone in half.
-The word "sexy" to describe electronics and other products. They do not have sex appeal, morons.
-"The cake is a lie", "This is Sparta", etc. etc.
-Words that are overused so much they've lost all meaning. Ex. "epic", "win", "fail", "random", "noob", "pwn", "*every obscenity ever conceieved*"...
-trolls
-Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana
-the word "******"
-console wars, PC elitists
-TWILIGHT. FOR GOD'S SAKE, TWILIGHT!
-The theory commonly held by females that states: Jock + Asshole = Potential soulmate. Then they get hurt, pick themseleves up, and get hurt again. Repeat.
-racism
-"Musical sex": My term to describe music these days. With descriptions so accurate I feel like I'm watching porn. Music is as ARTFORM, people!
-people using chatspeak/L33Tspeak in real life. Scratch that, people using it at all.
-repl4cing l3tt3rs with numb3rs

Oh God that's a long post. I just scratched the surface, though.

You have just been dubbed 'Amazing' in my book. Congratulations. As for both of the ones dealing with relationships, I can understand that all too well. I think you're gonna do well here.

 

[Logic 0]

The way you can cook them.

 

[bouncymike999]

i have never in my life looked at a big trend in my school and had a craving for the flesh of infants

 

[kantalupa]

cross-playing *shudder* creeps the everlasting life out of me. For those of you who dont know what it is. cross-playing = dressing up as an anime character of the opposite gender.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Personalities for me. That snobbish, squinty, head-up-your-own-ass-so-far-you-can-taste-what-you-just-ate attitude, with it's accompanying haircut. Especially when these people actually attend class, and assume that because they're so important that everyone wants to listen to them, and not listen to the damn teacher. They're fun to throw things at, though, since they don't do anything except become more arrogant.

 

[the_baku_eats_dreams]

sceners, emo kids, hip hop music of today, JONAS BROTHERS, TWILIGHT, and really just about any anime that hit adult swim and took over the other Japanophiles hearts, fucking narutards...

 

[nicholaxxx]

What trends make you want to punch someone
For me, it's Aero, Hollister, or AE t-shirts, skateboard shoes, and beyonce
And maybe how EVERYONE acts like characters in stupid tv shows
Maybe this is because i'm an Anti-Trendie; i listen to punk and metal music, i get most of my clothing from the internet, and Wildboyz is my favorite TV show

EDIT: An by the way, i am pretty aware i'm going to get a lot of hate for all this, and you may feel the need to make fun of what i enjoy, or maybe you think i'm being a bit harsh, but this IS the escapist, which has a pretty nice group of people, so by all means say whatever you want

I actually don't mind areopostale, even though it's becoming a rapidly growing trend here in canada, only a few of the people have said shirts and I've only seen one person who had the same shirt as me, so it's not annoying thus far... untill one opens up here, then I'm opening up a shop.....OF DEATH

hjowever for me, it's crocs, I DON'T CARE HOW COMFORTABLE THEY ARE, YOU LOOK LIKE A MORON!

TV TRENDS ANNOY ME SO MUCH
Example: survivor, reality TV shows and anything on family channel, OK let me explain survivor, OK lets get a bunch of beutiful people on an Island that isn't even that hot, give them the resources they need to survive comfortably and then make them compete in races, when those are done BRING ON THE DRAMA.

reality TV shows in general because nothing in them could ever happen in reality.

This one probably needs the most explaining on my part, because most people watch the family channel untill they turn about 12 and then move onto comedy/spike/ whatever, but my friend (who's 15, lets call him Bob) fucking LOVES family channel. Watches almost every show, and loves and I mean LOVES High school musical and Hannah Montana. To the extent of skipping school to see the first showing of HSM3, and because the new hannah montana CD came out...

These things would be fine if he would shut up about it(to each his own ). But he doesn't, every fucking day we have to hear about how awesome the wizards of waverly place is and how hot myley cyrus is (chipmunk toothed whore) we (me and... Jim) tell him to shut up EVERY DAY and he doesn't, we ignore him, but then he gets all whiney and bitchy. which (rant ending) makes me ask the questions:

1: are we bad friends(Jim and I)? and
2: is he (Bob) retarded?

 

[BigFurry]

Osiris shoes, for how expensive they are they're not really comfortable.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Who said anything about being a earther?Just because I dont have three arms doesnt mean I dont have other, extra appendages.

well most of the blokes who don't frequent planet Disney land that I've met have that arm, maybe it's just my not so parrell dimension

well that planet earth is a hilarious, and they have a area where you are emerged into a living cartoon theme park where people dress up as costumes of mice that have magic powers when they wear a hat, so I call the whole planet after that, and since the internet is interdimensional I can use it from my "not so parrell" universe


HAHAHA thats funny...I dont get it. Explain. lul

 

[stone0042]

I hate that trend of people that are anti-trend and think they're hardcore.

 

[dancinginfernal]

Most of the above. I'm pissed at clothing, I don't understand the excessive jewelry and the term "gangster". For me, if you were a gangster you were part of something like the Mafia with class and, you know, correct grammar. And the disney music trend. Oh. My. God. The Jonas Brothers are the worst thing to rape, attack, piss in the wounds of, and kill my ears. The same goes for Hannah Montana, and Taylor Swift.

As for rap, I'm fine with the things from the 80s-90s like Run DMC and all that, but this modern rap sucks shit, regurgitates it, and resumes eating.

/end rant

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

All of them are stupid so I eat babies like popcorn
HERES A LIST!

Those glasses that arent glasses their just a frame with bars through them
All kinds of Rap, Hip hop, pop etc.
Those shoes that look like moon boots but arent as cool
Everyone being a general prick
Everyone being a general retard
Everyone Being a manipulative asshole
Etc.