Poll: Twilight: Eclipse - Interested?
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Am I the only one who thought "Chronicles of Narnia: Really Stupid Edition" when watching the trailer?
New Moon was actually fairly enjoyable, for the record. It's not a masterpiece but it was at least better than Twilight. It's primary focus is on the werewolves. Edward doesn't even show up until the end of the film which might have been what I liked most.Aylaine said:
Read the above and then marry me for Spartacus, The Fifth Element, and admitting Twilight isn't a good or bad film.PoisonUnagi said:
No. No way.
The books are decent, from what I've heard, but the movies are the most terrible, asinine garbage since... I don't know... Gigli.
I'm going to see the fourth movie, though. I have got to see how they make a PG-13 movie out of all that body horror, pedophilia and rough vampire sex.
The books are decent, from what I've heard, but the movies are the most terrible, asinine garbage since... I don't know... Gigli.
I'm going to see the fourth movie, though. I have got to see how they make a PG-13 movie out of all that body horror, pedophilia and rough vampire sex.
Hmmm...will there be blood sucking, mutilating, devastating aristocrats who can rip shit up like a crazy mess of gothic literature and bloodiness that is required?
Well, if not, I could always just go watch Daybreakers again...Though, in fairness, the movies are hilarious if taken out of context. And the girl is quite good, and the wolf guy, what's his name, Jacob? does have some decent stunts that might be useful later in his career.
Well, if not, I could always just go watch Daybreakers again...Though, in fairness, the movies are hilarious if taken out of context. And the girl is quite good, and the wolf guy, what's his name, Jacob? does have some decent stunts that might be useful later in his career.
I wouldn't watch a Twilight movie if you paid me.
But I gotta say, I admire RPatz. He's admitted, several times, that he thinks Edward's an idiot and an asshole, and that he's basically in this for the fat paycheck. He doesn't even lie to his fangirls. XD
I did not make a single word of that sentence up. Hand to God.
But I gotta say, I admire RPatz. He's admitted, several times, that he thinks Edward's an idiot and an asshole, and that he's basically in this for the fat paycheck. He doesn't even lie to his fangirls. XD
It's her spine and pelvis, I believe. And then Edward chews her magic half-vampire baby out of her uterus and she's in a coma for months, but it's okay because now she's a vampire and doesn't have to get old and Jacob falls in ZOMGTRUELOVE with her newborn baby, who will stop aging around twelve.Deofuta said:
I did not make a single word of that sentence up. Hand to God.
Sadly yes and willingly. Not because I like it but because I am an aspiring movie buff/critic and try to watch as much movies in theaters as I can. I won't see it right away though, I'll give it a few weeks because as much as I think Twilight fans are a bit dull and have poor taste, I don't want my laughter to hurt their experience. I guess I'm a considerate person. Oh and when I'm bashing on the movies and general plot of the movies, I want to be able to back up my claims.
Regarding Pattison, I agree with you. He seems pretty cool and he might actually be able to act if given better material. Regarding the events you listed, good job. Whenever someone tells me the books are good I bring up those things. I'll admit the ripping out of uterus part is actually bad ass the whole Jacob pedo thing is horrible. Also the lack of good morals. (Yay I'm with Edward and I'm a vampire everything is going to be good forever and ever. EDWARDEDWARDEDWARD*seizure*)rosemystica said:
I don't think it's acting as much as they don't have anything good to work with. But yeah, I'm glad I'm not educated much on the matter of both twilight books and twilight movies.SextusMaximus said:
Hell, I'd even settle for the Underworld type of vampires... or just something that bursts into flames in sunlight...superbatranger said:
The thing I hate about Bella is that she's selfish to a nearly sociopathic degree. She doesn't comprehend or understand that other people have feelings and lives of their own, and seems to be obsessed with the idea that everybody else's lives revolve around HER, and seems to judge people based solely on what they can do for her ("Jacob can fix stuff for me and Edward can make me eternally young and these people at school can worship me like the goddess I am and my daddy can slave away for me!") She's a narcissist and a borderline sociopath, and it's pretty damn disturbing.Always_Remain said:
Plus the fact that the Sociopathic Narcissist and Abusive Stalker Sparklepire are supposedly "the perfect romance" and that all these creepy fangirls are worshipping them... jeez. Makes me hope that Buffy and Blade just come out of nowhere and start staking everybody in sight at the end of this movie.
I'll only be going because a girl I like wants to see it. Tbh I did enjoy reading the books but I agree they aren't very good. Its kinda like watching Big Brother I guess.