So this 'Vampires Suck' movie released a little while ago, and it looks terrible. Absolutely bad. My brother saw it and he told me it was crap. So I was thinking: Would he have preferred to see the actual movie or Vampires Suck? What would you guys prefer.
Poll: Twilight or Vampires Suck?
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You'd pass up seeing a crappy movie to go home and watch a crappy series?Jark212 said:
I guess Scrubs is better than either, but come on.
Neigther, but if having to chose, Vampires Suck, only because it kicks Twilight in the face.
If you strip the Drama-love-highschool-wet-dream stuff there is nothing! You don't even have rubbish, just simply have... Uhm, well I don't know what you have then, but it's not good.Fortuan said:
I might actually rather see Twilight than that because at least you can make fun of Twilight.somelameshite said:
So this is like one of those choices where I have to choose between a punch in the face or a kick in the balls? Well I'll go the punch in the face (real twilight) as that doesn't have the lasting pain and embarrassment of being kicked in the balls (vampires suck).
At least with twilight you can at least say you've seen it so you know how horrible it is and make an informed opinion rather than saying it sucks just because everyone else does.
At least with twilight you can at least say you've seen it so you know how horrible it is and make an informed opinion rather than saying it sucks just because everyone else does.
If you had a gun to my head, I'd go for Twillight.
Atleast I'd be able to make fun of it's shallow romance. Any movie that's made by those other clowns has no redeeming quality what so ever, not ever the quality to take the piss out of it.
Atleast I'd be able to make fun of it's shallow romance. Any movie that's made by those other clowns has no redeeming quality what so ever, not ever the quality to take the piss out of it.
Neither. And the worst part about Vampires Suck? The wasted potential. I've been watching irreverent parodies for years, Naked Gun and it's sequels, Loaded Weapon, Airplane, etc. Just yesterday, I was watching Hot Shots: Part Deaux.
These movies are the same genre as Vampires Suck, but why are they better? Humor, fun, and they're own identity. They have some semblance of a plot, and the characters, while being a mockery, are actual characters.
So in the hands of someone with talent, this movie could have been gold, and that's why it's so bad. Twilight never had any potential beyond the words Vampires and Werewolves.
These movies are the same genre as Vampires Suck, but why are they better? Humor, fun, and they're own identity. They have some semblance of a plot, and the characters, while being a mockery, are actual characters.
So in the hands of someone with talent, this movie could have been gold, and that's why it's so bad. Twilight never had any potential beyond the words Vampires and Werewolves.
