11 out of 24.
Although I am a Gov/Pol student, so I knew some of the answers due to school.
Still failed though.
Although I am a Gov/Pol student, so I knew some of the answers due to school.
Still failed though.
Yeah, this would be a better measure. Or maybe a more lax version of Australia's system, where you need certain skills to get in.rollerfox88 said:I scored 12, my girlfriend scored 8. Both of us are citizens since birth...so this test is clearly ridiculous. I think as long as you have a decent command of the language of the country, you should be allowed in.
This would be absolutely hilarious if the government implemented it. The irony of seeing the entirety of the English Defence League get kicked out of the country would definitely be worth it.Jack and Calumon said:I honestly hate that quiz. I bet that most of the UK would be deported if this quiz was implicated.
Then again, it will solve all immigration problems.
Commiserations old chap.Kitteh said:only 13/24? But I read all the questions in a British accent!
i got one more mark than you.DasDestroyer said:I scored 7/24 Q_Q
I don't live in the UK though, so that's forgiveable.
Have you looked at the link in the OP?TheVioletBandit said:It's funny how most of you Brits couldn't pass a citizen test for your own country, but then are so quick to stick your nose up, and tell us about how little Americans know about their own history.
The_root_of_all_evil said:Here's a couple of proper questions:Esotera said:There's got to be something wrong with it if UK citizens are taking this test and getting scores you'd get if you answered every question randomly.
1) What's wrong?
a) The weather.
b) The queues.
c) The government.
d) All of the above.
2) What's the best way to describe 100 cm?
a) A meter
b) A metre
c) 3.28083989501 feet
d) About a yard.
Bonus mark if you missed either the A or the T out of 'bou'.
3) Chicken Tikka Masala is England's favourite dish. Where does it come from?
a) India.
b) England.
c) Scotland.
Bonus marks for the name of any supermarket other than Waitrose.
4) Name a quality newspaper.
(Trick question: Any answer is wrong.)
5) What are the ingredients of a bacon sandwich?
Proper bacon, two doorsteps, brown sauce Ketchup is acceptable IF it's Heinz. Lose half a mark for lettuce.
6) Seriously, what's wrong?
a) The weather
b) That guy on the news, did you see it? Oooh what a scandal.
c) What the doctor doesn't think I have, but I know I do.
d) All of the above.
7) When should you say sorry?
a) When something is your fault.
b) When something isn't your fault.
c) When something might be your fault.
d) At every possible instance.
8) Look, are you sure nothing's wrong?
a) It's OK, I'll cope.
b) It's fine, I'll cope.
c) Well... - Lose 5 marks.
d) No, nothing is wrong.
9) Sex?
a) Male
b) Female
c) Hurr hurr you said sex - Lose 5 marks
d) I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.
10)
Two World Wars and One World Cup?
a) Doo dah, doo dah.
b) I don't understand the question.
c) I find that offensive. - Lose 5 marks.
d) Do you really think we should still be harping on about that? - Deportation.
11) Congratulations, you have passed the test.
a) Sorry.
b) Sorry.
or marry someone. im sure someone will love youCaramel Frappe said:.. I scored 6/24
Majorly failed. Then again the questions were- oh nevermind I have no excuses. I'll never become a UK Citizen this way! Might have to.. do I dare say it? I think I shall..
*twists my left mustache*
Sneak in!!
[HEADING=3] Hahahahahahahahahahah!! [/HEADING]
..Or I can just pay quite a bit of cash to make a fake ID or something.
What about the Lowland Scots who migrated to Ireland to settle and work the Plantation of Ulster? I'm pretty sure they have something to do with the Irish Gaels, even if it's just by living in the same land.TrilbyWill said:most of those questions are fucking bullshit. 'Ulster Scots'? seriously? that's a little offensive, because Gaelic and Scots have NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER!
The Protestants were against the Catholic monarchy, which is why our current Protestant Monarchy aren't allowed to marry anyone who isn't a Protestant, to prevent a Catholic ever becoming eligible for the throne.TrilbyWill said:and i'm fairly sure the Protestants were AGAINST the Catholic monarchy.