I'd be a destroyer of worlds, blowing up planets with giant red balls of laser from my fingertips.
I just have to watch out for monkeys who can turn their hair blonde at will.
Better destroy all of them along with their home planet.
And by destroy all of them I mean destroy ALL of them.
Not destroy most of them and let 5 of them live by letting one get sent to some distant mudball of a planet as a baby so he can grow stronger, employ his brother, the prince of the monkeys and his assistant and let one really strong baby and his father escape.
That would seem like it could be a fatal mistake that would get me sliced in 2 by my own disk of red laser and let them spread their genes to mix with the dominant species on that mudball I mentioned earlier, one of which eventually comes back in time from the future and kills me after most of my body has been replaced by machinery after that last mishap.
I just have to watch out for monkeys who can turn their hair blonde at will.
Better destroy all of them along with their home planet.
And by destroy all of them I mean destroy ALL of them.
Not destroy most of them and let 5 of them live by letting one get sent to some distant mudball of a planet as a baby so he can grow stronger, employ his brother, the prince of the monkeys and his assistant and let one really strong baby and his father escape.
That would seem like it could be a fatal mistake that would get me sliced in 2 by my own disk of red laser and let them spread their genes to mix with the dominant species on that mudball I mentioned earlier, one of which eventually comes back in time from the future and kills me after most of my body has been replaced by machinery after that last mishap.