Poll: Uwe Boll vs Michael Bay

[FranicalFrazical]

Over the past month or so there has been "fighting" between Uwe Boll(Idiot) and Michael Bay(Meglomaniac). As a massive movie fan I hate Michael Bay films but I hate Uwe Boll more... all of a sudden out of the blue Boll challenged Bay to a boxing match....Who will win?
Also there is a petition on the net to stop "Dr" Boll from making films, if you are interested google : petition stop Boll
Discuss....
BTW first vote goes to Uwe being the worst

 

[Meado]

I think I remember reading somewhere that Uwe Bollocks (as I like to call him) does regular boxing training as a way to keep fit. If Bay accepts, which I doubt, Boll will win. Boll knows this, and that's the only reason he challenged Bay.
Furthering his doucheness (is that a word?) is the fact that Boll only does movies of games. Gasp! Someone related to videogames is resorting to violence when he doesn't need to! The Horror with a capital H!
Scum.

 

[PurpleRain]

Michael Bay may screw up his films, but he did make Transformers. So he is exempt. If you're comparing him to Uwe Boll who screws up every film his made, then it's a no brainer. Uwe Boll sucks as a director. Even worse is that he can't even take the critisim and keeps going losing more and more money. I feel sorry for the people on his shoots that didn't get paid because of him.

 

[Rylock]

I think I remember reading somewhere that Uwe Bollocks (as I like to call him) does regular boxing training as a way to keep fit. If Bay accepts, which I doubt, Boll will win. Boll knows this, and that's the only reason he challenged Bay.
Furthering his doucheness (is that a word?) is the fact that Boll only does movies of games. Gasp! Someone related to videogames is resorting to violence when he doesn't need to! The Horror with a capital H!
Scum.

Same thing happened a few years back with a bunch of internet critics. He used to be a professional boxer, so he beat the everloving crap out of three pasty fat/skinny guys in the first round. You'd almost think he didnt know he was making turds that can be strung through a projector.

 

[FranicalFrazical]

Michael Bay may screw up his films, but he did make Transformers. So he is exempt. If you're comparing him to Uwe Boll who screws up every film his made, then it's a no brainer. Uwe Boll sucks as a director. Even worse is that he can't even take the critisim and keeps going losing more and more money. I feel sorry for the people on his shoots that didn't get paid because of him.

No one got paid!! Jesus I hope Michael somehow magically hands Bolls ass to him on a silver platter with cheese croutons on the side.... making shit movies is one thing but making people suffer for it....
Another thing I'd like to add is that Uwe Boll said that Postal(His film) is going to own this summers blockbuster race and decimate Indy 4 (MY ASS!)

 

[FranicalFrazical]

Same thing happened a few years back with a bunch of internet critics. He used to be a professional boxer, so he beat the everloving crap out of three pasty fat/skinny guys in the first round. You'd almost think he didnt know he was making turds that can be strung through a projector.

Mabye he'll pick a fight with me

 

[cleverlymadeup]

Michael Bay may screw up his films, but he did make Transformers. So he is exempt.

no micheal bay screwed that up pretty good sorry to say

some of his other movies were ok tho, bad boys and bad boys 2 were ok but that's about it

the only "good" uwe boll film is house of the dead, it was SUPPOSED to be bad, so he's a great director for a good schlock movie

 

[PurpleRain]

Michael Bay may screw up his films, but he did make Transformers. So he is exempt.

no micheal bay screwed that up pretty good sorry to say

Transformers was great. It was entertaining and fun. Some of the characters weren't down to the exact deatail (scorpion thing?) but it still was a great film.

 

[Pseudonym2]

Boll made a movie glorifying school shootings (Seriously, heavy metal music plays when they start shooting.) and he stoll money from his own government.

He has the conscience of D. W. Griffith and the talent of Ed Wood

 

[Meado]

Michael Bay may screw up his films, but he did make Transformers. So he is exempt.

no micheal bay screwed that up pretty good sorry to say

Transformers was great. It was entertaining and fun. Some of the characters weren't down to the exact deatail (scorpion thing?) but it still was a great film.

You may as well stop there. This just boils down to opinion, and on the internet, opinions are worth as much as, well, Uwe Boll's films.
Ultimately, Transformers was a good 'Braindead' movie. You could shut off for a while and just enjoy a bunch of robot smash the crap out of each other. If you want depth, a movie about giant alien robots that can transform into cars beating each other up isn't the place to look for it.

 

[Etherealed]

I was told Bloodrayne II was so bad that it was unwatchable. At least the first Bloodrayne was (at best)watchable, and contained the weirdest sex scene in a movie as far as I have seen. Of course, I don't watch pornography... therefore I'm likely way off.

As most curious people would feel the need to do, I watched it(BR2). If I had been told ahead of time that it was a western I would have laughed my ass off and avoided it like the plague. Wow, just wow. Who the hell tries to make Rayne into a cowgirl?! Guns practically eliminate the need for her swords... ok I doubt I even need to explain this here. My point is that Uwey should be lined up against a wall with Jack Thompson and brutally beaten, if not shot.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Is this another hate thread inspired by movies whom a few people thought were bad and people joined their group, forming a bandwagon, or am I too far from fitting into the social clique of polyposters? (poly=(Latin) many, poster= person who posts, not to sound condescending, just to coin a term)

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

AHHHH YOU DONT WATCH PORN

shun the non-believer shuuuuun

Boll sucks at and sucks everything

 

[Etherealed]

Is this another hate thread inspired by movies whom a few people thought were bad and people joined their group, forming a bandwagon, or am I too far from fitting into the social clique of polyposters? (poly=(Latin) many, poster= person who posts, not to sound condescending, just to coin a term)

Probably yes. I was merely stating my opinion of Uwe Boll through his movies... that likely places me on a bandwagon, but frankly, I don't care. I've had many conversations about Boll lately, and after people find out what movies he has directed they also think he's terrible.

Although this brings up another question. Boll is crazy, but who is crazy enough to keep paying him?

 

[PurpleRain]

You may as well stop there. This just boils down to opinion, and on the internet, opinions are worth as much as, well, Uwe Boll's films.
Ultimately, Transformers was a good 'Braindead' movie. You could shut off for a while and just enjoy a bunch of robot smash the crap out of each other. If you want depth, a movie about giant alien robots that can transform into cars beating each other up isn't the place to look for it.

I doubt people went in to watch Le Red Viola when they saw Transformers.

 

[Johnnyweird]

Boll. By far.
His movies are unbearable.

 

[Meado]

You may as well stop there. This just boils down to opinion, and on the internet, opinions are worth as much as, well, Uwe Boll's films.
Ultimately, Transformers was a good 'Braindead' movie. You could shut off for a while and just enjoy a bunch of robot smash the crap out of each other. If you want depth, a movie about giant alien robots that can transform into cars beating each other up isn't the place to look for it.

I doubt people went in to watch Le Red Viola when they saw Transformers.

You mean Le Viola Rouge?

 

[Russian Redneck]

Oh God, I voted for Michael Bay! rofs

I meant to vote for Uwe Boll. Something just doesn't sit well with me when I hear about movie directors punching the living daylights out of people.

 

[PurpleRain]

You may as well stop there. This just boils down to opinion, and on the internet, opinions are worth as much as, well, Uwe Boll's films.
Ultimately, Transformers was a good 'Braindead' movie. You could shut off for a while and just enjoy a bunch of robot smash the crap out of each other. If you want depth, a movie about giant alien robots that can transform into cars beating each other up isn't the place to look for it.

I doubt people went in to watch Le Red Viola when they saw Transformers.

You mean Le Viola Rouge?

Probably. Still a top movie. Strangely, another movie with Sam Jackson of all people.