Poll: Valve seem determined to take all my money.

[Innegativeion]

There better be a crowbar. With a lambda on it.

Finally, an excuse to own a crowbar!

 

[NellNell]

A link to the story would be cool.

But I'd have to pick Portal or TF2. Either one of those sentries would be awesome to have.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I want a little Level 3 Sentry from TF2 to sit on my desk and in my locker when school rolls around.

 

[DustyDrB]

I'd so buy a Holy Mackeral. Then I'd go get some real life Fish Kills.

 

[Kizi]

Link please?
I would like the ZPEFM (gravity gun) and the portal device.
Screw it, I want it all.

 

[Ickorus]

Hats will cost less than their in-game counterparts.

EDIT: Unless I have an ungodly amount of disposable income I probably won't buy any merchandise.

 

[Ganthrinor]

Where is the "I don't care for greedy cash-grab junk" option?

 

[Cowabungaa]

Gods yes, I'd love some of those oldschool TF2 posters on my walls. They'd compliment my BioShock 2 posters wonderfully.

I don't buy merchandise. The thought creeps me out. Games are games and they need to stay games.

Ehhh...what? What are you talking about?

 

[WolfLordAndy]

Hasn't the Valve store been around for quite some time and had plenty merch in it...?

 

[FPSMadPaul]

Team Fortress merch, so those are real hats?

I hope so.

 

[mad825]

Hl2E3 would be better.

What? if they want to invest into a franchise I would expect them to complete a miniature expansion pack.

 

[Jerubbaal]

a newspost on steam

There's no post on any of the news feeds in the Steam client.

 

[LilRock1976]

I would prefer an Alyx Vance doll instead.

 

[Whateveralot]

Gods yes, I'd love some of those oldschool TF2 posters on my walls. They'd compliment my BioShock 2 posters wonderfully.

I don't buy merchandise. The thought creeps me out. Games are games and they need to stay games.

Ehhh...what? What are you talking about?

Oh just that I'm wayyy too casual to buy merchandise. When I think of merchandise I imagine closets filled with action figures and stuff like that.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Gods yes, I'd love some of those oldschool TF2 posters on my walls. They'd compliment my BioShock 2 posters wonderfully.

I don't buy merchandise. The thought creeps me out. Games are games and they need to stay games.

Ehhh...what? What are you talking about?

Oh just that I'm wayyy too casual to buy merchandise. When I think of merchandise I imagine closets filled with action figures and stuff like that.

Ah, well, that's pretty silly. Having a poster or a statuette doesn't mean you're some otaku-esque person who decks himself in his favourite character's clothes and has 'closets filled with action figures'.

And I don't really get what having, say, this poster of BioShock 2 [http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/1/6/1/7/9/7/webimg/349048552_tp.jpg] has to do with 'games need to stay games'. What does that mean anyway, games need to stay games?

 

[Whateveralot]

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Haha! I really like that poster. I might actually look it up to hang somewhere (shame it doens't fit my current room at all because it already has a huge-ass poster).

It's supposed to mean that I prefer stuff like that when they actually remain inside the game. Games to me are like an dream, a fantasy, an experience. I find no need to buy physical stuff of that game. Unless it's really cool outside of the game's context as well (like your poster, that's just awesome).

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

Team Fortress merch, so those are real hats?

I hope so.

Then life as we know will have become a species wide hat simulator of a team class based hat simulator.

My broked I cannt brian gud no mo.

 

[Mr.White]

Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about buying hats in TF2 and Portal 2?

 

[Cowabungaa]

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Haha! I really like that poster. I might actually look it up to hang somewhere (shame it doens't fit my current room at all because it already has a huge-ass poster).

It's supposed to mean that I prefer stuff like that when they actually remain inside the game. Games to me are like an dream, a fantasy, an experience. I find no need to buy physical stuff of that game. Unless it's really cool outside of the game's context as well (like your poster, that's just awesome).

Ah, well, that makes more sense. I got myself some statuettes too, but no life-size replicas or anything, those usually are for die-hards (then again, I am) if only for their cost and size. Though a life-size replica of a W40K chainsword...working...oh yeah baby.

But anyway, yeah that makes more sense. Real TF2 hats would really be cool though. I mean they're just hats. That poster is pretty small by the way, it's more like a pamflette. Came with 2 other similar sized posters, though I only put up one other. I got myself a nice little arrangement together with a piece of Assassin's Creed artwork.

 

[ResonanceSD]

a newspost on steam

There's no post on any of the news feeds in the Steam client.

Have another look at Portal2.