Poll: video game pranks

[Magicman10893]

-Suicide bomb in CoD4
-Place C4 inside of cars and detonate them when an enemy is close so it says I killed them with a car and not the C4.
-On GTA4 my friends and I would pull a prank on new players. WE would tell the new guy there is a sea monster under the water and we would get a boat and drive it out in the middle of the water far off from land and then I would get out and make the new guy swim with me kinda far from the boat to show him the "sea monster" and then when I tell him to look down for the monster I would hual ass back to the boat and then when I am in we would drive off as fast as possible and leave him behind to swim back to shore.
-In GTA4 and Saints Row 2 I would drive me friend around and then dive out of the car and let it run off a cliff or something.
-In Saints Row 2 and GTA4 I would fly my friends around and say, "See you down there!" and jump out of the helicopter/plane midflight.
-I have the no falling damage bonus in SR2 and I jump off roftops and out of planes and tell them the falling damage is rediculously under powered and then they fall to their deaths when they attempt to jump like I did previously.
-In Halo 3 I drive a Warthog filled with people I don't like into the minefield on Sandtrap and park in the middle of it.
-On rooftops in SR2 and Crackdown I would kick my friend in the back so he falls off the gigantic skyscraper helplessly.
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[hazabaza1]

A trip to nostalgia lane here.
In Timesplitters 3, I would be a monkey, and my brother would cover me in remote mines. I would then charge into the enemy base with two automatic rifles, and when I get surrounded?

Well, let's just say there's a large monkey based explosion.

 

[KaiRai]

COD: world at war - Bouncing betties. Nuff said...

No I have to say it. The glory of them is that unlike their claymore successors, there is no red lines to look for! So they could be literally anywhere.

And in my case, usually behind doorways, or in piles of rubble Or sometimes even in grass

It's amazing, 2 guaranteed kills.

 

[wrecker77]

I get into a game with my freind in l4d but we pick different teams. As a survivor I tell people to stay in one corner so my freind who is a zombie can jump them!

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Whenever someone teabags me, I get this furious rage inside me. But then I think "It would be cruel of me to make someone else feel as mad as I am right now" and doesn't teabag the guy back. Instead I go for a manhunt like a coldblooded killer after him...

I always find it hysterical when I get teabagged... it's like 'Dude, you are putting your balls in my mouth... you must really fancy me'

 

[Cherry Cola]

Whenever someone teabags me, I get this furious rage inside me. But then I think "It would be cruel of me to make someone else feel as mad as I am right now" and doesn't teabag the guy back. Instead I go for a manhunt like a coldblooded killer after him...

I always find it hysterical when I get teabagged... it's like 'Dude, you are putting your balls in my mouth... you must really fancy me'

Dude, I'm totally stealing that for when I play online with a mic.

 

[Irridium]

I destroy vehicles right before someone gets in them, on any game.

And in Halo 3, I usually drive a fully loaded warthog off a cliff, or if its on sandtrap/sandbox into the "killzone", you know, the landmines and spires that shoot lasers.
People get pissed at me for some reason.

And in Team Fortress 2, making a deal with the enemy team, making a teleporter that teleports people into the enemies line of sight, getting them free kills, I then kill the enemy team from behind with a stealthily built sentry. Double-doublecross!

I also sometimes make a teleporter that teleports people to an exit thats facing a wall with a disgusting sray on it.

In any game that lets you cook grenades, I'll pull the pin and run toward random players screaming "Durka Durka! Muhammad Jihad!"

I do that all the time. In Halo, teamates stick me, I run in to a room full of enemies.

Battlefield games, strap explosives on a jeep and drive in, shouting "FOR ALLAH!"

 

[dsau]

in goldeneye on the n64 id plant proximity mines on ammo boxes and guns, that got a lot of laughs from a lot of people... and i lot of bruises on the shoulder

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Whenever someone teabags me, I get this furious rage inside me. But then I think "It would be cruel of me to make someone else feel as mad as I am right now" and doesn't teabag the guy back. Instead I go for a manhunt like a coldblooded killer after him...

I always find it hysterical when I get teabagged... it's like 'Dude, you are putting your balls in my mouth... you must really fancy me'

Dude, I'm totally stealing that for when I play online with a mic.

Another response to teabaggng you can use is 'Usually I have to pay guys 5 dollars for this kind of attention but you're doing it for free! yay!'

 

[Cherry Cola]

Whenever someone teabags me, I get this furious rage inside me. But then I think "It would be cruel of me to make someone else feel as mad as I am right now" and doesn't teabag the guy back. Instead I go for a manhunt like a coldblooded killer after him...

I always find it hysterical when I get teabagged... it's like 'Dude, you are putting your balls in my mouth... you must really fancy me'

Dude, I'm totally stealing that for when I play online with a mic.

Another response to teabaggng you can use is 'Usually I have to pay guys 5 dollars for this kind of attention but you're doing it for free! yay!'

This is gold! *Gets a notepad and a pen*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Strategic placing of betties on WaW.
Because they never see them until it's too late...
Or Crazy Betties, which you just dump anywhere (normally the middle of nowhere).
they are suprisingly effective.
What can I say? I like placing explosive traps

 

[lee1287]

no, play the game, noobs.

 

[Christemo]

I loved using commander mode in Battlefield 2 to airdrop jeeps on enemy helicopters as they were taking off. Poor bastards probably had no idea what happened.

HAHAHAHA.

 

[TaborMallory]

CoD4: Claymore rushing. Don't give me that skeptical look, it works sometimes!
Any CoD game: Lying prone "inside" a dead body. Works wonderfully if there's enough people.

Both are very fun.

no, play the game, noobs.

This is for you, my friend. 1 trillion results... think about that.

 

[SeksEin]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911525 My favorite.

 

[dsau]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911525 My favorite.

hahaha thats awesome. i cant believe he pulled that off

 

[OnTheRocks]

When Halo 2 had just come out, a friend and I practiced a special maneuver with the Banshee just for kicks.

Then we ended up playing CTF on Coagulation with some guys we knew over Live, and the mics were all connected so not only were we getting terribly killed, but they were trash talking horribly. We don't play often, and usually play clean, so the bragging and teabagging didn't go over well with us.

So I gave my buddy the signal. He jumped in the warthog and started gunning the motor, I got in a Banshee and soared over the enemy base at ceiling height, too high for them to do much but nick me.

Then I bailed out directly over their base.

I fell straight down through the hole and right on top of the flag. I shotgunned the first guard, grabbed the flag and made a run for the hatch to the basement. I could hear the other team panicking over the mic, literally screaming, some were even shooting at each other in the confusion. By this time my friends had screamed in with the warthog and were blasting everywhere with the gauss cannon.

I might not have made the hatch except for one piece of pure Irish luck: there was one guy who kept his head on straight in all the confusion, and he jumped down into the flag room to chase me.

He got about three steps before the Banshee fell through the hole in the roof and crushed him. It's been years, and I can still hear that scream of WHAT THE F**K?! ringing in my head.

After that, I strolled out, jumped in the Warthog's passenger seat and screamed back to our base. We hit a guy on our way back to base, too. My gunner jumped off in order to teabag his corpse.

 

[nYuknYuknYuk]

In BF 1943, plating explosives in the road, then making a convenient little hole in the terrain with more explosives so i can peek out and get ready to pull the trigger and blow up unsuspecting tanks

 

[Harlemura]

Not something I've done, but something that was funny to see. Might be an old trick too, but whatever.
In TF2, I saw a Spy standing by an enemy teleporter exit. Couldn't work out what he was doing until someone got teleported there only to be greeted by a stab of the back variety.
The same Pyro fell for it three times.