Poll: Voting for the Escapist WarChief (take two)

[MasterSqueak]

[HEADING=1]DO YOU HATE TROLLS?[/HEADING]​

Of course you do! Unfortunately, if you let the corrupt politicians of the EUP win, they'll let trolls run rampant through our site and won't life a finger to stop them!

Vote for Lord Xandus and the Paladin Party! By working together with Claymorez's Inquisition and Cookies party, we can guard the Escapist from trolls and stop flaming in our community!

[HEADING=2]TOGETHER OUR PARTIES STAND UNTIED AND STRONG![/HEADING]​

See! These parties make claims such as "we can guard the Escapist from trolls and stop flaming in our community" without giving any proof of how they would do so.

Clearly, they are either:

a) Making baseless claims without first formulating a plan to do so.
How can we trust a party that doesn't even have a plan to enforce their policies!

Or

b) Keeping their plans secret from the community.
Can you really trust such a secretive party?

We plan on doing so as scheduled watch team reporting or keeping the peace rooting out flamers and keeping everyone in their place.

You mean like the Red Guard? Like the TSI? It would seem that your policies are already in place.

[HEADING=2]Vote for the EUP
Vote for change[/HEADING]

I enjoy seeing how many times you can steal our slogan.

I enjoy seeing how many times you use the Red Herring fallacy.

You promise lasting change. You continuosly remake your slogan.

 

[MasterSqueak]

[HEADING=3]A Speech For The Escapist Unity Party[/HEADING]​

I never said you were trolls, I said you would not stop trolls!

Also I am a member of The Spanish Inquisition!
I already work to stop trolls!

The EUP
Changes that will last
Changes that will matter
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Does the Inquisition coordinate with similar groups?

 

[MasterSqueak]

I enjoy seeing how many times you can steal our slogan.

The EUP are a bunch of rather unoriginal blokes, aren't they?

The EUP is showing that they have the capacity to adapt to any problems that this forums may face!

Can Claymorez's Inquisition and Cookies Party & Xandus117's Paladin Party adapt to change?
Doesn't seem like it.

Can the EUP prove a point without resorting to senseless slander?

Doesn't seem like it.

 

[Eggsnham]

[HEADING=1]For the whole Escapist, for peace.[/HEADING]​

This. This has evolved beyond trolls and promises. This is possibly the most interesting and organized flamewar I have ever participated in. Right, now we've had our fun. We've slandered, we've insulted, we've made ridiculous accusations.

Let's kick it down a little now. Let's behave like mature Escapists. I have a question for you all:

Can we discuss this like gentleman and ladies? We, the two largest groups of the 4; the I&C and the EUP, we obviously stand for many of the same things. Now, I will propose something scandalous and something that may not be a good idea considering my party's leader is not currently online, and the same with the opposing party.

I propose that we, the I&C and the EUP make one super party.

We will compromise on what each party wants, and we will, compromise the name. The whole shebang. It would be the most effective approach, I think.

I even have a possible name: The United Escapian Peace Party, or TUEPP.

Can we discuss this in a responsible manner and end this flamewar?

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[HEADING=2]We can achieve common goals through diplomacy![/HEADING]​

 

[MasterSqueak]

EDIT

Eggs is right. This has gone on long enough.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Lies! The EUP has done nothing! The Inquisition, on the other hand, has been protected the Escapist from trolls for months!

*Ahem*

Also I am a member of The Spanish Inquisition!

Teddy is one of the main Members of the EUP, and a member, and even our Leader was once a Member, leaving for personal reasons.

Can the EUP prove a point without resorting to senseless slander?

Doesn't seem like it.

Perhaps you should view one of your Partners, who, as you said, represents you as much as everyone else in your conjoined Party.

The one who calls Politicians Pansies.
The one who makes baseless assumptions that no-one but you people know anything about handling Trolls.

The one called Xandus.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Xandus, calm down. This has gone way too far.

 

[MasterSqueak]

*metal pipe KO*

Alright guys, so we're all cool?