Poll: Well, this is awkward...

[Ashcrexl]

does it bother you? maybe you should... oh what's the point, he's long gone by now. i'm still trying to give suggestions and its like 4 days later! this isnt exactly a thread with longevity.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Oh, oh I know the answer to this! This just happened not too long ago at my college to a few friends.

You blow an airhorn in his ear to wake him up, then say his gf left to get herself tested and checked to see if she is pregnant.

Funniest while simultaneously Scariest wake up ever.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Why has no one suggested *this* yet?

 

[Zeema]

i have had a similar problem my brother fell asleep and do you know what we did. We Drew on him

So for this moment DRAW on him

Do it

 

[Sun Flash]

If you're on good terms with him, throw rolled up socks and if all else fails, wap out the stick.

Or you could try and draw willies on his face with a sharpie.

 

[Athol]

Poke it, and if it moves... LEG IT!

I try to live my life like that...

 

[neoontime]

Take a badger
Badger it a little and make it MAD.
Through it at him
Sends the message that your not wanted every time.

 

[The Heik]

So,my room mates boyfriend slept over last night, and aside from the snoring, I don't have a problem with that.

But she left for finals early in the morning, and he's still asleep in our room. It's 3:41, and he's still sleeping.

I'm not good with this sort of thing...

Honestly, if he's still there by mid-afternoon it's your right to kick the lazy bum out.

But make sure to poke him with the stick first!

 

[Nannernade]

Well I can't relate to a strange man sleeping in my dorm room but maybe you should tazer him then shout out this is TAZER TAG MOTHER FUCKER! =D

 

[Hauntghost20]

HIT HIM!!!!! IN THE GONADS



tbh i thnk you should just shake him up and say cmon mate and give him a coffe i done it before
i never knew the guy but now hes my best budd