Poll: Well, this is awkward...

[thethingthatlurks]

Steal any cash he has on him, take pictures of him in "compromising positions" and blackmail him with them after he wakes up. Speaking of which, heavy metal at maximum volume will do the trick. Have fun!
Actually, are you sure he's really asleep? In my experience, it's just as awkward for the guy...

 

[disneyprincess]

Subtly never gets one anywhere. If you are bothered by said snoring roommate boinker, then bang on the door, wake his @$$ up and tell him to leave. Then talk to your roommate and tell her if she's not there, he's not to be there. Simple as pie. Your home, your rules.

 

[Actual]

So, your beds are in the same room? You have to pretend to be asleep while they do the dirty?

...sweeet.

Your current situation, depends if you get on with him. If you get on with him wake him up gently, possibly with coffee. My roomate's girlfriend did this for me, he'd gone out and she was bored and we're still great friends, all because of that coffee.

If you don't know him so well just, as best you can, go about your business, better to have the awkwardness of him sleeping than the awkwardness of him awake and trying to make small talk.

 

[solidstatemind]

So,my room mates boyfriend slept over last night, and aside from the snoring, I don't have a problem with that.

But she left for finals early in the morning, and he's still asleep in our room. It's 3:41, and he's still sleeping.

I'm not good with this sort of thing...

Well, it's pretty clear you're uncomfortable with the situation. If you're not a confrontational type of person, I would suggest just leaving him be, BUT take it up with your roommate when you can take her aside and do it without causing a big fuss.

Just tell her that you're not comfortable with the guy staying there when she isn't around. It isn't unreasonable: after all, you probably don't know him that well.

But thing is: you definitely need to say something, because I've seen this before, and if you say nothing they will keep pushing the boundaries, and pretty soon, the dude may as well be living there.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Boyfriends need their sleep. They're like Koalas. Sleep an eat. Also furry.

 

[voetballeeuw]

The only sane choice is to throw a few flashbangs into the room, then follow with teargas. You should then hire some random guys, equip them with riot gear and gas masks, and send them to drag the trespasser out.

 

[Sneeze]

The answer is obvious, invite a bunch of friends round and have a game of human buckaroo.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Put his hand in warm water...hehehe!

 

[Dr Snakeman]

It's funny, I actually have a similar situation at the moment. My roommate has been sleeping literally all day, because he decided to have insomnia last night and not sleep. I'm considering waking his ass up... but that would be rude.

Anyway, yeah, before you make a fool of yourself trying to wake up a dead body, make sure he is, in fact, alive. Then make your decision.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Eggs and waffles. Do it.

He'll love you forever.

(If I were the guy, that's what I'd want you to do.)

 

[Xabekrn]

Don't be a hater, it is her room as well, he is her company.
As long as she comes back soon who cares he isn't doing anything to you.
Go out and meet somebody today.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Draw a mustasch on him, duh.

He already has one... Shave it off?

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

He's a MAN. He needs his MAN SLEEP. If you MUST wake the MAN from his MAN SLUMBER, make sure it's both polite, and, if at all possible, with some MAN FOOD to get him up and going. =D

EDIT:

Draw a mustasch on him, duh.

He already has one... Shave it off?

Just half. Always half.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

The polite, socially expected thing to do is to just leave him be. That is no fun, though.

If you were a dude, I would suggest hopping into bed with him and cuddling him. But you are not a dude so that would not be quite as funny.
I dunno. FUCK WITH HIM SOMEHOW OKAY

YES. Just this, so much. I know I left it up to you in my last post, but I'm telling you now, this is the only option.

 

[Ramare]

Stick a laptop/speaker right in front of his head, or next to his ear, depending on which you have, turn the volume up to max, and start playing Through the Fire and Flames.

Classic.

Or maybe not, since that'll probably cause him to simultaneously go deaf, spontaneously defecate, and piss himself; and potentially make him have a seizure from too much concentrated hilarity.

 

[cthulhumythos]

um... make a topic about it on escapist, maybe someone will come up with something; other than that, i don't know.

 

[TheHecatomb]

Make some coffee and then kindly wake him up, asking if he'd like a cup. I'm grumpy as tits when I wake up, but the promise of coffee always does the trick for me.

 

[mireko]

Ants. MILLIONS of them.

 

[binvjoh]

Draw a mustasch on him, duh.

He already has one... Shave it off?

Shave it. Draw another one. Then erase it.
That'll teach him!