Poll: Well, this is awkward...

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Let him sleep. I hate if a strange guy woke me up. No offense. Strange meaning I don't know you

 

[runnernda]

If it's getting in the way of you getting on with your day, then wake him up politely. Otherwise, I'd just let him alone.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

My poll selection was not a question. You let he guy sleep, maybe he's been up late these past few nights working or something, I don't know. But if you wake him up then he'll have hostilities towards you for it.

Just leave him be and eventually he'll get up on his own time.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Throw his ass out and say he's not welcome than your room mate isn't around.

I'm not exactly the "assertive" type. I don't want to be rude.

Let him sleep. I hate if a strange guy woke me up. No offense. Strange meaning I don't know you

No offense taken. I actually am quite strange, but am, in fact, female.

 

[IronDefender410]

Poke him with a stick, just because you put it as an option.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Well unless him sleeping there is a problem, I say just let him sleep. And by problem I even include "being annoying while I'm trying to do something". It is your room and he should respect that. Plus if he really needs his sleep, he can go back to his place. But yeah, try to do so politely. There's no need to get really upset about this.

Or you could draw a penis on his head. If you're into stuff like that.

 

[Summerstorm]

Don't ever wake a man!!! Men are known to have the urge to kill the first living thing he sees upon waking.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Just leave him. He'll get up eventually.

 

[Souplex]

Take his money, throw ice water on his junk.

 

[loc978]

Play games. Loudly.

 

[Mr. Google]

1. Fill bowl with warm water.
2. Place near guy, put one of his hands in.
3. If things go well, he'll hopefully wet himself.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

Or, if you're not feeling evil, just leave him be.

hahahahaha Is that an underwear gnome reference???

 

[Cupid]

I love Worgens idea. Sometimes you just have to do what ya gotta do!

 

[Gasaraki]

Draw an anime smiley face on his face with marker

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

 

[fullbleed]

Wake him up really loudly! Bang some pots, scream at him, jump on him, throw water on him.

 

[Fraught]

Hit him with a stick. Hard.

In the face!

 

[Communist partisan]

Throw his ass out and say he's not welcome than your room mate isn't around.

I'm not exactly the "assertive" type. I don't want to be rude.

Let him sleep. I hate if a strange guy woke me up. No offense. Strange meaning I don't know you

No offense taken. I actually am quite strange, but am, in fact, female.

Wake him up polite and say it's time for him to leave.... if he won't throw his ass out xD

 

[Kenko]

Go about and do your own thing. If he wakes up, he wakes up.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

The polite, socially expected thing to do is to just leave him be. That is no fun, though.

If you were a dude, I would suggest hopping into bed with him and cuddling him. But you are not a dude so that would not be quite as funny.
I dunno. FUCK WITH HIM SOMEHOW OKAY

 

[Tartarga]

Steal one of his kidneys. He only needs one, and it will teach him not to fall asleep in an unguarded position.

 

[Knusper]

Poke with stick, if he moves, hide - I always feel guilty whenever someone knows I'm responsible for waking someone up. If he doesn't move... the bucket of icy water tends to work wonderfully, or put your speakers playing at top volume you have right next his ear.