Poll: What are the worst lyrics you've ever heard?

[Kavachi]

To cover it all: Worst lyrics: Bier en Tieten (that is Dutch for beer and tits)
Best Lyrics: White Pearl Black Oceans (look it up, it's a good song with good lyrics)
Funniest Lyrics: Beaucuse I Got High or anything from Tenacious D ^^

 

[Kavachi]

Almost anything by "Rage Against the Machines". Every time I hear one of their songs I want to punch a kitten in the face because it sounds as if though it either means something or as if though it has a lot of emotion to it. It never really means anything (at least anything substantial, and it just seems pointless), thus the emotion is useless and meaningless.

Sorry, I should have asked for examples. Please, offer up some "Rage Against the Machines" lyrics that have no substantial meaning. I had no idea they were now after a plurality of machines, they must be fighting on multiple fronts

But what the Hell, I'm a truth addict (aww shit I gotta head rush!)

I lol'd

Martin Luther King rebelled for equal rights. The Americans rebelled for independence. The protestants rebelled for religious freedom. The French rebelled in WWII for their beloved country. Gays rebel for the right to marry. I myself would rebel for freedom. What exactly does RATM rebel for? The only thing I can guess is that either they rebel just to rebel or their parents wouldn't let them go out on Saturday night, so they are just angry. I will willingly change my mind if you can offer up a good reason why they rebel.

Thank you for proving my point. You obviously read part of my last post; read the rest of it and follow it's instructions and your hunger for knowledge should be satisfied. Also, I'll respond to an earlier post from you and give you some meaningful Rage Against Multiple Appliances Simultaneously lyrics.

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/r/rage_against_the_machine/

Take a look at "Testify" and "No Shelter."

I truly do not understand how people can listen to all this 30 Seconds to Mars whiny bullshit and when someone calls a government or politician out for lying, murdering, raping, cherrypicking and pandering to the worst bigotries in people, they are self righteous and have Mommy issues. Yeah, Jaret Leto's just a sensitive artist, but Billy Joe Armstrong just has a little dick. That makes perfect sense.

So "Rage Against the Inanimate Electrical Appliances" is just a group of socialists who nobody takes seriously because they have an innate inability to speak their opinions maturely and thus gain a larger base of listeners? Okay, makes since. But that is not the whole point. A lot of their other songs just seem pointless, as was what I said originally. If you like their songs, cool, but I don't necessarily like them, and the whole thread was about the stupidest lyrics "YOU" ever heard, meaning "ME", and I spoke truthfully and sincerely.

Thought I might need to clear this up: I didn't literally mean "nobody", so there you go.

Well, I think you guys are just whining about srsly nothing. So if I gotta choose who is right, I would go for Graywolf, not beaucuse he's right, but you are both wrong and he has a pic of Sir Schmoopy of Awsometon!!!! (A pity that show is gone form the Escapist )

 

[funguy2121]

my hump, my hump my hump my hump my hump, my lovely lil' lumps

OR

Oh I wish I was a punk rockerrrr with flowers in my hair
(one stop towards that dream would be stop singing shitty pop songs)

This is pretty awesome though [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRmYfVCH2UA]
It shows how awful the lyrics are while making fun of it in the best way possible.

OT: Every pop song out these days. There aren't any thought behind the lyrics, there is no substance to them and the ones singing are a dime a dozen (did I use that right?)
There is a reason why every band I listen to have a vocalist with a very distinct voice.

Why does Alanis Morrisette always pretend she wasn't a pop star herself from the very beginning?

"A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife..."

By the way, not one thing in this song is actually ironic.

 

[MasterChowmein]

I didn't know that many people wanted Adam Lambert to die.

 

[Zweiblumen]

An Icelandic band called "Ingó og Veðurguðirnir," and everything they've wrote. It's popular for no reason at all, other than perhaps a big part of the country having horrible taste in music, only thing I can think of. They aren't good when it comes to anything related to music, and I hate the fact that they're actually popular.

 

[Triangulon]

The killers; "Are we human, or are we dancers". I happen to know several people who fulfil both criteria. Why on earth would they be mutually exclusive?

While I'm on the subject; "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier". To quote the great Charlie Brooker, "You might as well say 'I've got ham but I'm not a hamster'".

On the other hand, Richard Thompson; "I've got a suitcase full of £50 notes, and a half-naked woman with her tounge down my throat". Awesome

 

[MCDERF]

I just have to say, look up "Teenage Enema Nurses (Inn Bondage)"

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Every song of hippy-hop or hop-hip, whatever it's called.

Now I feel old.

 

[Soxafloppin]

'Shut your mouth you dirty slut, you know you want it in your but'

 

[teisjm]

shitloads of trance/dance techno lyrics.
The same sentence repeated over a monotone beat till my ears bleed.

 

[The AI]

Oh, there are several.

The Black Eyed Peas

"I gotta feeling...
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night"-I Gotta Feeling
This is repeated EIGHT TIMES THROUGHOUT THE SONG.

The Mars Volta.
"Came back to doubt yourself
But broke in two
They find it punctual
With Idle tooth
I'll find something
To shake by the roots"-Wax Simulacra
wat

Oh, and anything by these guys.

 

[funguy2121]

I didn't know that many people wanted Adam Lambert to die.

"I'm a pop icon of the worst kind, with my girl jeans and guyliner and terrible singing and my horrible AFI haircut and eagerness to perform songs written by a producer as opposed to a musician but wait! Do not hate me! For you see, I am also gay! And I will march this nice gentleman up on stage with a leash before licking his ass during my performance! Don'tcha see? I'm like Prince or Freddie Mercury without the talent. My sexual orientation serves as a perfect buffer between me and actual scrutiny as a musician!"

--Adam Lambert

Edit: Damn, Mars Volta's slimmed down to only 8 players? Seriously though, their lyrics are supposed to induce a feeling of "wha?" They describe them as impressionistic and open to interpretation. Did you not like the lyrics to Goliath or Ourboros?

 

[CD repo man]

The Distillers

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mmmm....brody is quite hot indeed.

OT: Black Eyed Peas gargle my balls, soulja boy...although im not sure if he should be taken seriously to begin with, and the Aquabats can get kind of ridiculous with lyrics, but they're not supposed to be the most intellectually stimulating band (i still like them, tho).

 

[JaketheRake]

Police-
"Just like the ... old man in ... that book by Nabokov"

Pretension and stupid at the same time. Super weak simile. All so that they could rhyme something with 'cough'.


Toto-
"Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"

Another stupid simile. It's like they did not think the other lines in that song packed in enough syllables.

 

[funguy2121]

Oh my God, how could I forget?

(Someone please, take our virginity...)

I'm such a baby 'cos the dolphins made me cry...

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Spoiler: Remember this?

[Chorus: x2]
Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)

[Verse 1:]
Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Super man dat hoe
Then watch me crank dat robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haterz man
When i do dat soulja boy
I lean to the left and crank dat dance
(now you)
I'm jocking on yo ***** ass
And if we get the fightin
Then i'm cocking on your *****
You catch me at yo local party
Yes i crank it everyday
Haterz get mad cuz
"i got me some bathin apes"

[Chorus x2]
Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)

[Verse 2:]
I'm bouncin on my toe
Watch me super soak dat hoe
I'ma pass it to arab
Then he gon pass it to don loc (loc)
Haterz wanna be me
Soulja boy, i'm the man
They be lookin at my neck
Sayin its the rubberband man (man)
Watch me do it (watch me do it)
Dance (dance)
Let get to it (let get to it)
Nope, you can't do it like me
Hoe, so don't do it like me
Folk, i see you tryna do it like me
Man that shit was ugly

[Chorus x4]
Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)

[Hook:]
Im to clean off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that roosavelt
And super soak that Hoe [x10]

Im to fresh up in this *****
Watch me shuffle
Watch me jig
Watch me crank my shoulder work
Super man that ***** [x6]

[Chorus]
Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)

 

[Ryuk2]

Most of the stuff from MTV.
''She say he so sweet make her wanna lick the rapper
So i letta lick the rapper
Shawty say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
She say i lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop
She say I ..... like a lollipop
CHORUS:
Shawty wanna thug
bottles in the club
shawty wanna hump
and ooo i like to touch ya lovely lady lumps''
It can't get much worse.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Barbra Ann, played by The Who.

 

[Summerstorm]

Let me direct to this "Hate by Numbers":

http://www.cracked.com/video_17618_black-eyed-peas-have-officially-written-worst-song-ever.html

Sigh...