Poll: What came first Chicken or the Egg?

[CrystaltheEchidna]

got to say the egg if you look at what you want chicken sounds so much better then egg

cos it sounds betteR? um does it relate about what we are talking about?

 

[Blanks]

The Velociraptor, it evolved into the chicken

 

[Logic 0]

Because in prehistory the eggs were made from super thick bone.

 

[delet]

I petition a 'WHO CARES' option for this pole.

Because I don't care...

wheres this pole you speak of? dont u mean poll? soz just correctin ya

I say what I mean, and I mean what I say. That in mind, why can't it be both? Get a sign, some duct tape, and stick it to that pole! Take that, society!

 

[NeutralDrow]

It's a definition problem. What do you consider a chicken egg? An egg laid by a chicken, or an egg containing a chicken? That determines the answer (chicken and egg, respectively).

Of course, since chickens aren't the only things to lay eggs, the answer is the egg.

 

[KarumaK]

We will never, never know which came first, for one very simple reason.

The person who named all this shit is long dead, so we can't ask him which he named first.

 

[NinjaSkills]

Big bang
microorganism
organism that evolves into dinosaur that evolves into chicken
chicken
egg

 

[cooperace27]

I ate the chicken and then I ate his leg.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

The chicken. The Bible even says so.

 

[CrystaltheEchidna]

The chicken. The Bible even says so.

WOOT! go the bible!!! it has everything in there

 

[ReZerO]

the egg, as there were animals that layed eggs long before chickens existed.

 

[Ninja_X]

The egg you fool.

Eggs have been laid by dinosaurs for millions of years before chickens evolved.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

well, Dinosaurs laid eggs millions of years before chickens were ever thought of Soooo, eggs I say

 

[Altorin]

From an Evolution Standpoint, the Egg
From a Creationist Standpoint, the Chicken

I go with the former, so I say egg... IE, the first thing to lay an egg that hatched into what we call a chicken, wasn't exactly a chicken.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Obviously the egg! You see some kind of T-rex/Chickenlizard moved from their natural climate to a more demanding/less demanding climate forcing them to not need some of their physical attributes or to need others, therefore when the Chickenlizard had babies, those babies were chickens because of the climate change.

 

[Zorg Machine]

dinosaur eggs.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

It's a definition problem. What do you consider a chicken egg? An egg laid by a chicken, or an egg containing a chicken? That determines the answer (chicken and egg, respectively).

Of course, since chickens aren't the only things to lay eggs, the answer is the egg.

Yes! Refer to my semi-retarded post for answer to b)

 

[GrandAm]

Neither. Long before either one there was "retard frog squirrel."

Don't believe me, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8asQkegV_wk&feature=related

That solves the age old paradox.

 

[SillyNilly]

Since this is a ridiculous question that I really don't want to wrap my head around right now, I'll respond with an even more ridiculous answer.

The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster plucked forth from his saucy heaven both a chicken and an egg. After not being able to decide between an omelet or nuggets, he unceremoniously threw the chicken and egg over His Great Meatbally Shoulder. The chicken and the egg both landed on Earth at exactly the same time, thus this argument is moot because they were here together all along.

I've been through with this question many, many times before, so I will go with a ridiculously wacky answer as well.

Earth was created, sky descended in the atmosphere, and chicken and egg were spawned from the deepest depths of the ocean. Soon after the creation period, the chicken and egg grew spiteful of each other when the "Who had come first: Chicken or Egg?" question came up, and decided to amass factions of chicken soldiers and egg soldiers. Soon, war had taken over the planet, and countless of lives had been lost over the "Chicken or Egg" question.
'War has changed. It's not about nations or profit. It's an endless series of squawking battles fought by chickens and eggs.'

 

[FROGGEman2]

I believe the answer is, 'Jesus'.

Aha! I see what you... did you... nevermind.

Science claims that the answer is the egg.