Poll: What console would Jesus play?

[Super Toast]

The Wii, because it has fewer ridiculously violent games. (fewer, not none)

 

[John the Gamer]

He wouldn't be able to play anyways. There'd be too many fanatical (christians)followers and extremist muslim/jewish assassins stalking him all the time.

Something like this, but more modern. And without the mother, I guess.

Spoiler

 

[Angus565]

Jesus has his own consoles.
When at home he plays the PSWii60,
and on the go he plays the DSP.

 

[Estarc]

After careful deliberation, I'm pretty sure he'd play on them all. He doesn't seem like the type to pick and choose favourites.

But, if he had to choose, I tentatively think he may possibly potentially pick the PC, so that he can experience the joy of upgrading his PC every two weeks to stay at the cutting edge of hardware.

 

[gizunt]

The personal Jesus Station Box JC

 

[DTWolfwood]

He'd play them all at the same time.

Who's your buddy?

hah i was thinking the exact same thing. lol was wondering y that wasnt an option. its freakin' Jesus man! XD

OT: was thinking wii for some reason. must the family nature of the console market \/

 

[CAPTCHA]

I can see Jesus and his boys gathered in front of of a wood paneled TV in a candle lit room in Israel, twisting the tuning dial for a good old game of Defender on the Atari.

 

[Dfskelleton]

PC. I don't know, that just seems like something he would play.

 

[Woodsey]

The PC is not a console.

PC, of course.

 

[ZombieGenesis]

Jesus loves all his children, so he loves multiplayer.
He just pumped your punk ass in L4D2, and yet somehow, it made you feel good inside...

 

[Kenko]

None, he'd be busy shooting christians with a machinegun for wearing cross's around their necks. As if he'd ever want to see a fucking cross ever again.


JESUS IS BACK! AND HE'S PISSED OFF! - Bill Hicks.

 

[captaincabbage]

Some kind of magical combination of PS3, 360 and Wii. A "holy" trinity, if you will

 

[Metal Brother]

ChristBox 360.

Seriously. If they can turn "Christmas" into "Xmas" they can do anything...

 

[Mechsoap]

None...he would be a god you know....

 

[Madara XIII]

He'd play them all at the same time.

Who's your buddy?

JESUS is mah Buddy!!!

 

[jultub]

Wiistation 360, with a keyboard and a mouse.

 

[Madara XIII]

Jesus loves all his children, so he loves multiplayer.
He just pumped your punk ass in L4D2, and yet somehow, it made you feel good inside...

LMAO! He'd pwn you noobs in CoD, T-bag your corpse and increase your self-esteem at the same time so you won't rage quit.

Thanks Jesus!!

 

[Madara XIII]

None. He's imaginary.

Just like your humor. Way to go Troll. He's been proven to be a historical figure

 

[Madara XIII]

What console would Jesus play?
After visiting this site: http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html#brutallegend
I have decided to see what the escapist thinks about the matter.
For the purposes of this poll Jesus is real and exemplifies his teachings, as in not the bible, just Jesus.
It is one of the best spoof sites I have ever seen.

Neither of them

Jesus would Play SuperNintendo and Sega Genesis. Why? Because MSI singer, Jimmy Urine made a song about them.

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