Poll: What console would Jesus play?

[Madara XIII]

He'd play them all at the same time.

Who's your buddy?

hah i was thinking the exact same thing. lol was wondering y that wasnt an option. its freakin' Jesus man! XD

OT: was thinking wii for some reason. must the family nature of the console market \/

I can Imagine Jesus now.
"Screw the Wii! Censors and family friendly games are for wusses. I was beaten and nailed to a cross for everyone to see! Now break out the Team Fortress 2 BIATCHES!!"

 

[Frankydee]

If his choice in gaming systems is anything like his philosophies, he'd be impartial to any one specific system and play them all.

 

[Crazycat690]

Beeing a Ps3 fan, I say he'd choose the PC, the reason being you have to play rts on PC and I see Jesus as an rts player, agree anyone?

 

[Jezzascmezza]

He's already playing on 360.
He kicks my ass all the time!
He's so good, he got a tactical nuke in Black Ops.

 

[Shotgunjack1880]

J

None. He's imaginary.

Just like your humor. Way to go Troll. He's been proven to be a historical figure

Wasn't trolling. I have no doubt there was a man born in Nazareth named Yahshua. Sorry though no one would've been named Jesus. Hell Hebrew doesnt even have a "J" in it.

 

[Creator002]

My friend, Jesus (pronounced heh-zoose), in America plays Xbox 360.

OT: I reckon He'd play a bit of everything, but I'd beg Him to cast the demons of overheating and red-ringing from the Xbox 360.

 

[Madara XIII]

He doesnt need a console.

Guess that answers the Question, What would Jesus do?

This answers it as well XD

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

He'd play them all at the same time.

Who's your buddy?

lawl awesome post

PC. But he'd have emulators for every platform, and he'd only play multiplayer, as a medic, and he'd be on everyone's team, but would never get any teamkills.

 

[Madara XIII]

J

None. He's imaginary.

Just like your humor. Way to go Troll. He's been proven to be a historical figure

Wasn't trolling. I have no doubt there was a man born in Nazareth named Yahshua. Sorry though no one would've been named Jesus. Hell Hebrew doesnt even have a "J" in it.

Hmmm, I see, guess that depends on translation. Sorry about that. But I am a firm believer in the works of Descartes and require that you have irrefutable proof that can in no way have the slightest possibility of being proved wrong to support your claim. XP I'm weird like that.

 

[DanielDeFig]

I'm afraid i don't know what console an Arabic Jew living in Judea claiming to be a prophet (like thousands of others), would play.

Maybe the PC, so he could continue to preach on the internet while playing multilayer games?

BTW: i find this vein of questions stupid (what would [insert name of famous person here] do?), so i din't participate in the poll.

 

[Varrdy]

None of the above. Why? You try playing games with your hands and feet nailed to a lump of wood!

Wardy

 

[beema]

SNES

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Xbox 360, because Jesus' deal was hanging out with the worst humanity had to offer and then saving them.

 

[Diligent]

None because he's not really all about fancy extra material possessions like entertainment electronics.

 

[Craftybonds]

Where is the option for the ponanagot 240? Imaginary people usually play imaginary consoles.

 

[Jackle_666]

The x in xbox 360 is far too much like a crucifix for him to warm to it

 

[noble cookie]

XBOX 360, don't you know he's the most epic troll evar?

(I own a 360, i'm not trying to start a flamewar)

But seriously, imagine if he trolled on XBL, would be awesome.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I think he'd play PC, and he'd have a bitchn' rig too as he could turn water into coolant.

 

[D Moness]

euh non since there was no electricity when he lived.
He was healthy since he played outside >