he'll be playing Super Metroid on Sega Genesis CD 32X
while he waits for Deus Ex to install on PC
while he waits for Deus Ex to install on PC
Poll: What console would Jesus play?
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The PC fanboyism of this site is strong in this thread
OT: Why would Jesus want to play a games console anyway?
OT: Why would Jesus want to play a games console anyway?
"Oh yea, you think grenade kills are cheap? try having a rigged trial getting flogged and getting nailed to cross...."Noble Cookie said:
He's the son of God. He would lay hands on each, and then he would be able to play each with all the advantage of all of them with none of the disadvantages.
So, Wii, because that would be the least expensive way to pull that trick off.
So, Wii, because that would be the least expensive way to pull that trick off.
Bah he is outside of time, he is playing the next, next, next gen system. He scoffs at our petty current gen system like us looking back at PS1.
Jesus travelled a lot, so he'd want a portable. And considering the hidden meanings he put in his parables, I think he'd enjoy the puzzle challenge of a Layton game. DS wins. 
I just saw this. This is too awesome for words.Spoon E11 said:he obviosly plays xbox and 360. Just for the halo series.
Either the Wii because it just seems like a system he'd use, or the PC because it would allow him to get on the internet and be religiously biased. *sage nod*
In all actuality though, I'd think Jesus would loose his psychic abilities to turn water into wine, walk on water, etc. if he played video games. They would mentally stimulate him enough to not bother with psionic prowess.
In all actuality though, I'd think Jesus would loose his psychic abilities to turn water into wine, walk on water, etc. if he played video games. They would mentally stimulate him enough to not bother with psionic prowess.
I think he wouldnt play any. He'd combine them all into one epic and... well.... Godly system that would be far beyond the human comprehension of power it would put out.
Poll wise though, welll, theres two answers.
My actual answer: The PS3. I would have said the gamecube(if it was an option), cause i remember people used to make jokes about mine and somewhere in there they said something about Jesus. but the thing's a damn supercomputer (well, if you get enough), and Jesus would want the most powerful system at the cheapest cost.
Stereotypical American Joke answer: The 360, cause America is christened by Jesus and God to rule the world. Hur Hur Hur! (again, joking)
Poll wise though, welll, theres two answers.
My actual answer: The PS3. I would have said the gamecube(if it was an option), cause i remember people used to make jokes about mine and somewhere in there they said something about Jesus. but the thing's a damn supercomputer (well, if you get enough), and Jesus would want the most powerful system at the cheapest cost.
Stereotypical American Joke answer: The 360, cause America is christened by Jesus and God to rule the world. Hur Hur Hur! (again, joking)
Ninja'd from three days ago. Blast.tellmeimaninja said:
OT: But, yeah, he's Jesus. Why should he have to choose? In fact, I think he wouldn't play any of them, because playing games is essentially the sin of sloth.
So, no games for Jesus.