Poll: What console would Jesus play?

[ayylamao]

A PC. He plays sims, but with real people!

 

[FurinKazanNZ]

A PS4 or somesuch with a mouse attatchment for RTSs and maybe FPSs if you are so inclined

 

[Broken Orange]

I think that he would be a N-gage kind of guy. Loving everything, despite how terrible it is. I bet he could rock the taco phone.

 

[TomLikesGuitar]

...

You all realize this thread might as well be called "Poll: What system do you have the biggest hard-on for?", right?

 

[Cliff_m85]

Xbox, since the Wii controller falls through his hands.


Oh no, a joke!

 

[BlumiereBleck]

He doesnt need a console.

Very veeeery true.

 

[randomsix]

...

You all realize this thread might as well be called "Poll: What system do you have the biggest hard-on for?", right?

I have the biggest hard-on for the N-64.

Also, Jesus already has his own system. It's called earth.

 

[Arfreid]

He'd play them all at the same time.

Who's your buddy?

I agree.

Maybe not at the same time ( but I bet he could ) but he would play them all because they all have great games. And because I am sure he would game for fun.

As we all should.

 

[MrGalactus]

He'd play Dante's Inferno and call bullshit on everything he sees.

 

[Tomany2]

PC... He Mods Our Lives...

 

[pigmypython]

he would play halo on a ps3. cause he is jesus.

Word.

 

[Wintermoot]

a divine console that would play all the systems that are and shall be,sent by his father

 

[Painstake]

genesis.

 

[T8B95]

Well I know that Satan plays the 360 so...

 

[mastiffchild]

I dunno what he'd play-prolly none of those as I'd imagine he's just too retro and would feel better with a Speccy or ZX81-but he'd NEVER play an Xbox as paying extra for online just ISN'T Christian. After the loaves and fishes thing it goes against what he stands for entirely.

I wonder if his dad would be into MMOs or whether Civ might appeal-or maybe they're all a bit close to the day job.

 

[Kurokami]

PC. If Jesus isn't an elitist prick, I don't know who is.

 

[DarkWarriorSSJ]

PC. But he'd have emulators for every platform, and he'd only play multiplayer, as a medic, and he'd be on everyone's team, but would never get any teamkills.

Then he gets TK'd by "roman legionnaire" and respawns shortly afterward.

 

[joystickjunki3]

Dreamcast.

 

[trophykiller]

he would play an xbox that doesn't break everytime he tries to play it.

 

[Sebenko]

PC. But he'd have emulators for every platform, and he'd only play multiplayer, as a medic, and he'd be on everyone's team, but would never get any teamkills.

Then he gets TK'd by "roman legionnaire" and respawns shortly afterward.

Shortly? Ten seconds is bad enough, but a respawn timer of three days?

I'd be having words with the server op.