Poll: What console would Jesus play?

[Hashime]

I thinks he would play the PS3 because... I cannot think of a good reason.

 

[Flishiz]

Probably the DS. He's a busy man, being the savior of humanity and stuff, so he can't just haul around a flatscreen and a home console across the deserts of the Promised Land.

 

[Stollos]

The Wii, because its seemingly magical motion sensor controls are surely a product of our divine father in heaven.

 

[Lambchops]

X-box.
I don;t like it better than PS3 but black ops works on that console.

 

[Gigaguy64]

I think he would play them all.
Even PC games.

 

[TailstheHedgehog]

Umm... wow, this is actually really difficult to picture such a character in the presence of a gaming console.
Nintendo DS?

 

[Merkavar]

he would play halo on a ps3. cause he is jesus.

 

[The Cheezy One]

PC gaming
Obviously

But on the poll... Wii why not

 

[LongAndShort]

Since there's no "All of them, bitches!" on the poll, I'm gonna say 360 or Wii. Not sure why the Xbox (just a feeling), but the Wii is the family friendly console of the mass audience. I think that would appeal to him.

But I don't think Jesus would discriminate. He's an alright bloke like that.

 

[Hashime]

PC gaming
Obviously

But on the poll... Wii why not

I made an oops when submitting the thread.

 

[The Cheezy One]

PC gaming
Obviously

But on the poll... Wii why not

I made an oops when submitting the thread.

Ah, I thought you left out PC for a reason! Now watch that bar soar...

 

[Dwarfman]

I can't find it but there's an awesome Farside cartoon featuring God at his computer. In light of this I'll have to go with PC.

 

[The Cheezy One]

Jesus plays with our lives. It's like The Sims, except far more cruel.

That's right Peter, who I live, go to work. Judas Escariat, you are now going to stand in this one by one box till you pee a blue liquid.
What? No, Dad, I'm still playing. I don't want to do any DIY, you always make me do the hammering. Someone else will do it? Fine, but only if I get to sit on your right at lunch, near the gravy

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

I thinks he would play the PS3 because... I cannot think of a good reason.

He does seem like a ps3 guy, but I would say NES or the Megadrive.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Y'all fools. He would obviously play the Sega Genesis!

 

[Andronicus]

He seems to me like the kind of guy who'd enjoy playing Katamari Damacy, sooo... PS3, 360 or PSP (of those on the poll). Of those, seeing as it's primarily a Playstation franchise, I'd go with PS3.

 

[The Madman]

Jesus is a huge fan of Civilization series, and I know for a fact Baba Yetu is his ringtone.

Thus PC gamer, though he also owns a DS because lets be honest here; he's a busy guy and doesn't always have time for another Civ marathon.

 

[city cider]

I'd say Xbox 360. Cause when playing Live it's obvious that it's the console who's owners need the most exorcisms.